Daisy Of Love Rant – 6/24/09

What’s a skanky girl with stars tattooed on her throat, big fake boobs, puffed up lips, and fried blonde hair to do after Brett Michaels dumped her?

Get her own reality show, DUH!




I swore to myself that I wasn’t going to watch Daisy Of Love, but of COURSE I HAD TO because I’m just that crazy.

And I have to watch it so you don’t have to.

You, my adoring public!

There’s really not much to tell.


You know the drill thanks to VH1’s can’t miss formula – Boy or Girl looking for love stays in a huge rented mansion/villa with at least 15 boys or girls who want their fifteen minutes of fame – I mean, are looking for love too. REAL LOVE, with a horrid reality TV star.


If you’re not familiar with Daisy, she was dumped by Brett Michaels a few years ago.

She seemed to be truly devastated, which surprised me for a minute. I’m wondering what took VH1 so long to give her this show, but here she is.

She seems very sincere when she looks into the camera and says that she is sincere.

Now if I can just get past her look, I might believe her.


She is pretty brave because she allowed herself to be seen with janky hair extensions, without makeup, drunk, and in hideous wardrobe.

Wait; scratch the wardrobe because I’m sure she’s not ashamed of it at all.

Now, let’s see three of the 18 guys vying for her attention. I can’t talk about all of them because they are just too stupid.

First up is 29 year old Daniel – a.k.a. “Fox” –

Now don’t get me wrong, he’s a hot piece of high school dropout ass.

A good-looking hairstylist (I think he should star in a remake of “Shampoo” because he IS the modern day Warren Beatty for sure) from California.

He says that he loves “plastic, fake, slutty women.” He’s an exotic mix of German, Filipino, and Spanish descent. He’s also a big time liar who crushed Daisy’s heart because he came to the show hiding the fact that he has a girlfriend.

What a JERK!

Then there is Derrick – a.k.a. “Sinister” – He’s a 24 year old guy who is just about Daisy’s height, which I think is around 5 feet tall.

He claims to have been signed by Geffen right out of high school. He says that he’s “only part scumbag.”

Nice!


Now for the one “normal*” guy on the show – TJ – a.k.a. “Flex” – He’s a cute 22 year old who was voted most compatible with Daisy by all of the other guys in the house.

He’s a gym manager who says that he’s got ADHD and that women are impressed by his “package.”

I think he’s got the Adam’s Apple to back that claim up, so I'm rooting for him.

*What do I mean by "normal?" He's not in a band, not a total scumbag, doesn't LOVE strippers and big, fake boobs, he hasn't been peed on by twins, he's not a cage fighter, he doesn't live in his parents basement with 5 dogs.

You know...normal!

There are 15 other guys that you can look up on the VH1 website if you want to. I know you don’t, but you should. Did I mention that this show is almost unwatchable? If you’re not watching marathon re-runs of “The Real Housewives Of New Jersey,” “The Fashion Show,”
or “Top Chef Masters,” this Sunday afternoon, then watch a few episodes of this show and enjoy!

PS – I will rant about the above mentioned shows…I promise!

Love,
Crystal