Friday, February 27, 2009

Yeah, that's really cool. Nice hat. Great job. Wow, that's... interesting.


How do people speak? Pretty open-ended question, right? Also, why does it even matter when we have the much more useful ‘what do people mean’ to keep us going? Well, I’ll talk about the specifics of properly communicating the noises that come out of the mouths of others with regard to writing for film and television, but I’ll first linger a moment on understanding them.

What we say is quite obviously important, but it is only words, and words don’t always mean what they should mean, taken at face value. Words alone won’t cut it. An example; if I call you a slag in south London, I mean you are a person of low moral fibre who cannot be trusted, but in the north the same word indicates that I’m talking about a girl who has sex with lots of men. (As an aside, this latter context is only ever pejorative when used either by other women or men who never meet women who actually want to have sex with them without it being an effort, but that is very much beside the point here.) Language is infinitely flexible and formed as much from local idiom and colloquialism as it is structured within a generally acceptable and easily understood context.

I don’t want to talk about words, though – even though it seems like I’ve just spent quite a long time setting up a column about words – I want to talk about how the words sound, in which context they are used and what we can learn from them over and above the message contained therein. (I appreciate, incidentally, that I’m not being especially clear, here. In a strange way, that is my point.) I’ll be clearer now, I promise – if I fail, then I would have broken the unwritten contract that exists between the writer and the reader and you will be perfectly entitled to stop reading, sigh about the lost moments that I have stolen from your busy schedule and make a mental note that I am on a last warning, and if I don’t do better next time then I’ve lost you forever. Fair enough?

Films don’t work in the same way that life does – everything is truncated, meanings are clearer and emotional and intellectual shortcuts are everywhere. In a film, if I like a girl then I just look at her in a certain way and she knows that I like her and she always likes me too (unless it is important to the plot that she doesn’t) and I seduce her easily and quickly and we have great sex – until The Threat arrives bringing fear and conflict, of course. Anyway, in the film model, I say something and other people understand it and we do it this way because nuance isn’t our friend in that place, because life is generally very long and film is, of necessity, very short. So, people talk in film as though all subtlety and nuance has been stripped away. Because meaning is generally all we have time for in a complicated and probably action-packed ninety minutes, subtext is discarded unless vital as a device, context is given through broad emotional hues – rage, desire, fear – which can be transmitted visually, thus saving time and reducing the possibility of misinterpretation. People don’t talk like people because that requires an emotional connection and a local perspective which writers simply don’t have the time to set up.

There are different ways of handling this, as a writer. David Mamet comes from the theatre, where the audience has the opportunity to absorb the essence of a character and grow with them. The actor lumbers about on stage, so even when they aren’t speaking we can watch them. We can see their hands when they speak – important, the body, in offering an extra set of clues about meaning – and we have enough time in their company without the barrier of a screen between us to gain insight into their meaning – to contextualise their interaction with others. So David’s sentences – differently formed from those of any other writer – live on the stage in a way they simply can’t on the big, or small, screen. When they have air around them, they sing, but when they aren’t delivered along with the toolbox of translators that we rely on to unpack their real meaning, I don’t think they work.

Reading through the above, I can see that I run the risk of evoking the same question. What do I mean? What is it that I am trying to say - with a stunning lack of eloquence - whilst also dismissing the film work of one of our greatest writers? I think it’s this; as with every other aspect of your script, you need to strip language down to meaning, within the discipline needed to properly draw each character. Everyone who speaks within your script will do so in a different way; cadence, tone, rhythm – all different, to the extent that a neighbour, or your sister, or the bloke that serves you coffee in Starbucks should be able to read the dialogue with the character names covered and know who is saying what and why. And what they really mean by it...

So, as well as them speaking differently from each other, they also need to speak in the same language – the one which we all understand; the one where significance is all that matters - except when lack of significance is the point of the thing, in which case that in and of itself is the bit that tells the audience something.

Have I been clear?

Oh.

Friday Video-A-Go-Go!



Tracey Ullman's cover of Kirsty MacColl's "They Don't Know."

My Karaoke Song of Choice.

RED BAND TRAILERS - "I Love You, Man" and "Adventureland"

Are red band trailers funnier or grasping for laughs?

Discuss.



REMINDER - Burn Notice Giveaway Ends 2/28!

Hey folks,

Just a reminder that our Burn Notice contest is ending at midnight on February 28th!

Details HERE!

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Saying goodnight to the bad guy.

Jim Profit begins his day like any other.  He wakes up and peers through the glass separating his secret room from the living room.  Jim boldly strides naked across his apartment.  After showering and getting dressed, he has a balanced breakfast.  First on his agenda is attending the funeral of the man he'll be replacing at work.  He confronts his new boss' secretary outside the church and proceeds to blackmail her into allowing him the use of the boss' computer.  At work the nextday, he endears himself to his co-workers with a passionate speech about trust and loyalty while secretly leaking confidential merger information to the press.  Upon reaching his office, he finds a sexy blonde waiting for him, who kisses him like an old lover.  His response is simply, "Hi, Mom."

And this is all before the first commercial break of the pilot.

I mentioned John McNamara, creator of Eyes and Vengeance Unlimited, in my last column.  As much as I loved both shows, his crowning achievement will always be Profit, the short-lived Fox series he created with David Greenwalt.  

Profit was well ahead of its time, with a singular draw: a lead character with no redeeming qualities at all.  Of his character, McNamara said on the DVD release, "Imagine the ocean is full of dolphins, and Profit is a new kind of shark that looks just like a dolphin.  He could maneuver among the dolphins.  The other dolphins would say 'Welcome!' in dolphin talk, and then one night, he'd start eating them."



McNamara and Greenwalt spent much of the '80s writing for film, but segued into television, which they found freeing.  Greenwalt started working for Stephen J. Cannell Productions, where he wrote episodes of series such as The Hat Squad and The Commish.  The two of them wanted to create a show together, with a villain at the center, and found special inspiration in a touring production of Shakespeare's Richard III, starring Ian McKellen.  The McKellen version of Richard III was later adapted by McKellen for film in 1995, and famously restaged the play as being set in an alternate 1930s England under a fascist regime.  After seeing this production, the two television writers were convinced that the themes of Richard III could be comfortably transposed to a modern setting.  Noting a lack of decent corporate dramas since Dallas and Dynasty had ended, McNamara and Greenwalt chose to center their show on corporate culture.

Stephen Cannell and Kim Lemasters, the president of Cannell Productions, loved the pitch.  They optioned the idea and commissioned a pilot script, which McNamara and Greenwalt brought to every network.  The executive they pitched at CBS actually threw them out of the office upon hearing about the aforementioned mother-son kiss (which became a stepmother-son kiss).  But Robert Greenblatt at Fox was enthusiastic about it, and a deal was made--which was reversed days later, after new leadership at Fox found the show too dark.  A year passed, and McNamara moved on to write for Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman.  But Lemasters continued to fight for Profit, and took the script to Fox again after another regime change.  This time, the network accepted.

Casting Jim Profit turned out to be the hardest part.  After going through almost every young actor in Los Angeles and New York, McNamara and Greenwalt happened upon Adrian Pasdar.  A native Pennsylvanian, Pasdar was best known at the time for his role as Chipper in Top Gun, and a lead role in Kathryn Bigelow's cult vampire thriller, Near Dark.  He was initially reluctant to read for the role of Profit, as he was certain he wouldn't be able to nail the character.  But network executives were impressed by his audition, as were McNamara and Greenwalt.  Around Pasdar, the producers fashioned a solid cast that included Lisa Zane (Freddy's Dead) as a corporate head of security and Profit's most doggest foe, Keith Szarabajka (The Equalizer, Angel) and the corporation's sardonic CEO, Scott Paulin (Captain America) as the unfailingly ethical president of acquisitions and Lisa Blount (Prince of Darkness) as Profit's scheming stepmother.



But it was Pasdar who truly shined.  His Profit was a study in duality: the charismatic co-worker and friend who lent an eager ear to others' troubles, and the cold pragmatist who would seduce his friend's wife and get his boss sent to prison.  Jim did anything not only to advance, but also raise himself from squalid circumstances.  As revealed in the pilot, Jim Profit was born Jimmy Stakowski, who burned his abusive father alive at the age of 15 and left home.  Applying himself to his studies, Jim established himself as a hard worker with uncanny attention to detail and a quick, cutting wit.  He went to work for Gracen & Gracen, one of the world's largest corporations, and threw himself into the quest to become president of acquisitions.  Having been raised in a Gracen & Gracen box with nothing but a television to keep him company, Profit kept two traits from his childhood: a hatred of television (lending itself well to plenty of ironic gags about the evils of the tube), and a compulsion to sleep naked in the same box every night, kept in his bedroom (possibly the most iconic image from the series).

Jim Profit wasn't the first popular champion of greed on TV.  After all, the '80s gave us Dallas' J.R. Ewing and Dynasty's Blake Carrington and Alexis Colby.  But Profit was the first time the bad guy was front and center.  Often, Jim Profit broke the fourth wall and shared his plans and insights with the audience, as inspired by Richard III.  Just as often, something would go wrong, requiring Jim's sharp mind to work fast in finding a way out.  Where J.R. and Alexis were characters viewers loved to hate, here was a bad guy viewers could somehow get behind.  Profit lied to and cheated everyone, yet he was always honest about himself and his world with the audience.


Profit premiered on April 8, 1996, and I remember watching it that night as a fifth grader, finding myself in awe of such a carelessly malevolent and charming character.  Critics agreed with me.  The New York Daily news called Jim Profit "the most unremittingly evil character ever to serve as the protagonist and principal voice on a network TV series."  But most other viewers felt otherwise.  Ratings dipped dramatically during the two-hour pilot, and after three more episodes, Fox pulled the plug.  It's a shame, because the show was amazing while it lasted and was headed into juicier territory.  For a long time, the show epitomized the label "Brilliant but Canceled" (coined by the Trio network), and in 2005, Anchor Bay released the complete series on DVD.

John McNamara, of course, later created Vengeance Unlimited and Eyes, as well as the short-lived The Fugitive remake and Fastlane.  David Greenwalt co-created Angel with Joss Whedon. In an interesting twist, Greenwalt wanted to introduce Jim Profit into the series as one of Wolfram & Hart's demonic Senior Partners!  Sadly, Pasdar wasn't available, and Greenwalt later stepped down from Angel to oversee the religious adventure series Miracles.  As for Adrian Pasdar, he went on to play more virtuous characters on the shows Mysterious Ways and Judging Amy, before landing his biggest role to date, as Nathan Petrelli on Heroes.  Funny how these things work.

Of course, the 21st century television landscape is littered with gangsters, corrupt cops, narcissists and killers as leads, from Tony Soprano to Vic Mackey, Christian Troy to Dexter Morgan.  I like to think they owe a huge debt to Jim Profit, who showed us that on television, it really is okay to cheer for the bad guy.

"Hallelujah, I'm a Bum!" - a Review of Disappearance Diary by Hideo Azuma



Disappearance Diary
Hideo Azuma
English edition, Ponent Mon S.L.
October, 2008


I wouldn't have thought myself to purchase a manga. Since the big anime/manga boom around the turn of the century turned off the quality filters and inundated our poor bookstores with crap, I've steered clear of the manga section and stuck with my old school tankoubans from the 80s and 90s. When selecting this week's review item, I had a few non-manga choices in my hand, all cheaper than the copy of Disappearance Diary by one Hideo Azuma sitting on the fronted display shelf. Like a man possessed by a demon with low standards, I picked Disappearance Diary up and paged through it. I liked the art--simple but not simplistic. Expressive without being overbearing. I've always been impressed with how some manga artists can convey more wealth of emotion in a single stroke than many American artists could in a flurry of over-detailed pen. But I'm on a budget. $22.95 was more than I wanted to pay that week. But I did have that $25 gift card. But...but... but...it's cheaper online...but...but...

Oh hell!

And so I brought home Disappearance Diary by Hideo Azuma, the English edition published by Ponent Mon S.L.

I'm not displeased.

I think I've seen Azuma's work before, but didn't recognize the name back then. He was something of a popular mangaka (manga artist) in the 70s and 80s, winning several awards for his work and often working on half a dozen stories each month. He was never as popular as folk like Mitsuru Adachi or Rumiko Takahashi, but he was a known name just the same.

Anyone who knows how manga artists roll know that they roll like squirrels on crystal-meth. They work a frantic pace, often producing over 16 pages of work a day with editors camped out at their front door insisting on changes and generally making life miserable. That was enough for Azuma to ditch family, friends, and his career in 1989, run away, and become homeless. That's the first part of Disappearance Diary--Azuma's life living in a small city near a forest, taking food from trash cans, drinking the dregs from sake bottles, picking up cigarette butts off the street, and nearly freezing to death while sleeping under a plastic sheet deep in the woods.

This sounds like it'd be a real bummer read, neh? Yeah. But it's not really. Azuma did something kind of subversive in Disappearance Diary in that rather than depict the horrible realism of his situation, he depicts it in a much more light cartoony manner. Being homeless can be fun! Wheeeee! Well, no. Not really, but Azuma purposely removed the "ugly" from the world so when we see him waking up to a world blanketed with snow, it's a beautiful scene. We don't see his knees cracking from the cold or the wetness that has seeped into his sleeping gear. We don't see his hunger or his desparate need for a cigarette. We see a world separated from misery. It's a very odd juxtaposition, and it makes for an interesting reading experience.

The second part of the book addresses the second time he ran away from the pressures of the manga world, and while starting out a homeless bum again, he quickly finds work as a pipe fitter. The drawing style is much the same as the first part, but rather than focus solely on his personal experiences, Azuma focuses a lot of material on the quirky, sometimes very unpleasant, characteristics of his co-workers. Again it's with that light, cartoony style--the ugliness excised out--so a thug pressuring Azuma into signing up for an insurance policy he doesn't want looks vaguely amusing rather than sad.

The third part is divided into two sections. One relates a lot of what his life as a mangaka was like and how it related to his problems with alcohol and an odd drive toward self-destruction, and the second part deals with his attempt at recovery.

In 1998, Azuma checked into a rehab clinic to treat his alcoholism which had run very rampant and was on the verge of killing him. This time the story relates life in the clinic--Azuma's experiences--the betrayal of his friends and family, and his treatment at the hands of the staff. We witness the the lives of his fellow inmates. The mysterious nun. The repeat offenders. The forced AA meetings and the puking. Really ugly stuff, really real stuff, served up with a light candy coating. Bittersweet, man.

What could possibly be the purpose of this style? I think it forces us to fill in the blanks a bit. And I think its light hand helps us see the Everyman in Azuma's depiction of himself, thus making the subject matter all the more accessible. I've never been homeless, but I've been desparate enough to see a small portion of myself in Azuma. I never went into rehab, but I was enough of an alcoholic once to see myself and others I know in Azuma. I've never run away from life, but lord knows we've all thought about it. We are Azuma. Welcome to it.

The surprise revelation that shows up early is Azuma's wife. Wife? He ran away and his wife had to go out and file missing person reports? What sort of nonsense is this? That detail, downplayed as it is, reveals the larger more selfish aspect of Azuma's personality. I suppose you could chalk this up to the alcoholism which tends to nurture very selfish attitudes. It shouldn't surprise me. And in reading Disappearance Diary I understand the flaws in Azuma's depicted self. Something I'm sure was not meant to be missed.

So the big question...is it a recommendation? Unless you really hate manga, I'd say it's a good recommendation. It's not your typical shonen/shoujou stuff. It's a very literate, mature story about real life. The fact that it's depicted in a non-threatening cartoony style doesn't make it less so. The book reads left-to-right and they did a pretty good job reversing order of panels without reversing any of the Japanese writing. I'm waiting for a friend in Kyoto to send me the Japanese version so I can evaluate the translation, but the English reads well and I suspect it was a fairly careful translation job that attends both the legitmacy of the original text and a well-written flow for English-language readers. With the exception of one or two panels, the word balloons read naturally as well. Bonus features include two interviews with the creator.

So yeah, I can recommend this. It's good story. Genuinely humorous in spots. Genuinely genuine in others. Yeah, that's right. I said genuinely genuine.

Sue me.

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MALPRACTICE: THE EVOLUTION OF DR. DRE

Supposedly, rapper/super-producer Dr. Dre will be releasing his swan song album, Detox, this year. Detox has been delayed numerous times. One could say it's the hip-hop version of Guns N' Roses' Chinese Democracy. Many say yes as Dre is considered one of the greatest producers of all-time and they'd like to see how he closes the casket on his solo career. Others worry that this will be just like Chinese Democracy, long-delayed, overproduced, a smudge on a stellar career. Here's a look at the evolution of Dr. Dre.


The N.W.A. Years (Jheri Curls Not Included)
This is how I like to remember Dr. Dre (not that he's dead, but it seems like this version of him might be.) The rawness of the beats. The samples. True '88 hip-hop. Not too mention how great N.W.A. was. (I mean the O.G. lineup, not the post-Ice Cube era which is akin to Van Hagar) N.W.A. was one of those groups that you remember being blown away by the first time I heard them. (The others would be Public Enemy, Bad Brains and Gorilla Biscuits) The Jheri curls. The Raiders hats. The middle-finger-to-the-world attitude. Amazing.




Unfortunately, primary songwriter and future kids' movie star Ice Cube left the group over cash (big surprise). For the Efil4zaggin record, was definitely more smoothed out than Straight Outta Compton, foreshadowing his headfirst dive into funk. (Why did they bring in the dancehall guy? A poor choice, similar to milk.)





Death Row/G-Funk (Two Loc'd Out G's Going Craz-ay)
Before delving into the G-Funk era, I want to say that "Deep Cover" was the last song that still had that N.W.A. feel production-wise. Plus, it's the coming out party for Snoop.



Then came The Chronic which was the second biggest album of the 1990s after Nirvana's Nevermind. By merging the laid-back funk of Parliament* and laying gangsta verses over it, Dre created this odd hardcore/easy listening genre of hip-hop. Fusing pop-friendly beats with the street-credible rhymes was a recipe for success that's still duplicated today.







Post-Death Row (The Maturity of Dr. Dre)

After he parted ways with Death Row Records, he released the Dr. Dre Presents...The Aftermath with its lead single "Been There, Done That."



This is about where Dr. Dre got boring. A known perfectionist, Dre began smoothing songs out to the point where they were boring. It's like seeing a beautiful woman who's too beautiful, like the living definition of "airbrushed." While these songs work in the constructs of pop music, they lack the soul of Dre's previous efforts. Interestingly, he learned to play piano and learned some music theory around this time. I have to give him credit for not being stagnant.

As he drifted away from producing his own music, he was busy for some guy named Eminem and another guy named 50 Cent. The Dre-produced "In Da Club" may have been the nail in the coffin for me and Dre. I was at a wedding and this song came on and my mom rushed the dancefloor, like I do when I hear Bell Biv Devoe's "Poison." Lesson: if women in their late 50s are dancing to your song, you're doing something right (financially, aesthetically), despite what the critics (fans/geeks) say.




But what does the evolution of Dr. Dre mean for Detox? Since he's been perfecting this record for over five years now, it'll probably be a bit overproduced and smooth. (There's that word again.) Personally, I'd rather hear something a little rougher a la "Deep Cover." Dre, find your old Starter jacket and 808 drum machine. I know I'm asking for something that will never happen. Considering the current musical climate, a legend returning to square one to reclaim his throne would be bold. Not financially lucrative, but might shake things up in the normally stale world of major label rap music.

BONUS




* Dre doesn't actually sample any Parliament but used studio musicians to re-create the songs and twists them in his own way. Again, the man is a bit of a genius. Just wanted to state that and give you a little nugget of trivia.

The Green Hornet still buzzes!

Since Stephen Chow stepped down from directing Sony's Green Hornet film in December, the Seth Rogen vehicle fell into serious doubt. Fortunately, help comes from an unlikely source: Variety reports director Michel Gondry is now attached to direct the film, which Rogen will write and executive produce along with his Superbad partner Evan Goldberg. Chow will still co-star as the Green Hornet's sidekick, Kato.

The project has gone through many hands, with actors such as George Clooney, Jason Scott Lee, Jake Gyllenhaal, Jet Li, and even Eddie Murphy rumored to star at various points. Before Chow signed on to direct last year, Kevin Smith was famously attached to the project. Ironically enough, Gondry was previously attached to direct the film from an Edward Neumeier (Robocop) script, but the project was shelved after a year and a half of development. As he related to the Guardian in 2007, he met Charlie Kaufman after the project fell through, which led to his directing Human Nature and Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Now things come full circle.

Sony still hopes to release The Green Hornet on June 25, 2010.

ADDENDUM: Be sure to check out the fan film below, directed by Aurélien Poitrimoult. - SB



Yes, HYDRA deserves to die, and I hope it burns in hell!


Samuel L. Jackson just cemented his role as the Lawrence Olivier of Marvel Comics.

The actor has signed a nine-picture deal with Marvel to play Nick Fury in further releases, according to Variety. These releases include sequels to Iron Man and The Incredible Hulk, as well as future franchises such as Captain America, Thor, and The Avengers. A S.H.I.E.L.D. (called The Shield by the trade...*sigh*) movie is also in development, which he is expected to topline.

This announcement follows earlier reports that Jackson and Marvel reached an impasse in negotiations for him to return as Fury in Iron Man 2, due out May 7, 2010. No word on how much Jackson's deal is worth, though for such a huge commitment, it's likely quite a bit.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Comic Book Wednesday


Not every geek reads comics.

Yet.

It's Wednesday, so that means we'll be linking to several FREE comics that you can either download or read online (depending on the company distributing them.

Let's look at the pull list:





The Nightly News #1
(Written and Illustrated by Jonathan Hickman)
As an act of violence spirals out of control to encompass the entirety of the news media, a cult has emerged from the errors and retractions that have ruined careers, marriages and even lives. Under direction from his cult master, The Hand leads an army of followers committed to revolution, willing to die for their cause.


100 Bullets #1
(Written by Brian Azzarello and Illustrated by Eduardo Risso)
The mysterious Agent Graves approaches ordinary citizens and gives them an opportunity to exact revenge on a person that has wronged them. Offering his clients an attaché case containing proof of the deed and a gun, he guarantees his "clients" full immunity for all of their actions, including murder. In these opening chapter, Dizzy Cordova, a Latina gangbanger who has just finished a prison sentence, is given the chance to avenge her family's murders.

Invincible Iron Man #1
(Written by Matt Fraction and Illustrated by Salvador Larocca)
Tony Stark – Iron Man, billionaire industrialist and director of S.H.I.E.L.D. – faces the most overwhelming challenge of his life. Ezekiel Stane, the son of Tony’s late business rival and archenemy Obadiah, has set his sights, his genius and his considerable fortune on the task of destroying Tony Stark and Iron Man. What’s worse, he’s got Iron Man tech, and he’s every bit Iron Man’s equal and opposite…except younger, faster, smarter…and immeasurably evil.

Living in Infamy #1
(Written by Benjamin Raab and Deric A. Hughes; Illustrated by Greg Kirkpatrick)
For the past 40 years, the sleepy desert town of Infamy, AZ has been home to the Justice Department's best kept secret: a Witness Protection Program for reformed super villains. But when one man's evil past comes back to haunt him and his family, that secret is about to be exposed.

Facial Tattoo RANT – Wednesday, February 25, 2009


There seems to be a recent trend with “reality show” contestants on VH1 that I’ve noticed, tattoos on their faces. I think its nuts.

Now we are all very aware that tattoos are no longer such a big deal. They’re not just for Hell’s Angel’s, jailhouse toughs, or rough looking Rapper’s anymore. Everyone has tattoos! Soccer Mom’s have tramp stamps (a tattoo on the lower back, just above the butt) nowadays, so who cares, right? Well I’m a gal with many tattoos (One was designed by my Mother, I designed the rest) and I get compliments on them all of the time.
And I’m all about self expression and don’t have too many problems with people and their tattoos...unless;
1 – You tattoo YOUR OWN NAME on yourself. Lots of my students have done this. Honey, don't get me started.
2 – You tattoo YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND’s name on yourself.
3 – You have a “tribal” tattoo. What in the hell is a tribal tattoo? What tribe are they from exactly? As an artist I’m offended by people who appropriate something from another culture and don’t bother to learn where it’s from or what it means. And then make it trendy and everyone has to get one. This includes piercings other than in your ears. (I have a very tiny stud in my nose, but learned all about where it comes from before I got it).
4 – You have words or a phrase written in Chinese or Japanese characters on yourself, especially if you’re a Black person. Dammit – learn a language from an African country and use that! You can't speak Mandarin or Swahili so at least be proud of your heritage!
5 – You get a tattoo on your neck.I believe this is where the face tattoo trend started.

When I was in college in the early 80’s, I worked at a way cool “Punk Rock” clothing store in Philadelphia called Zipperhead that lots of bikers used to shop at because we had lots of leather clothing and accessories. One guy who used to talk to me about music had a crazy tattoo of the Jolly Roger on his neck. I asked him about it and he told me that he got it to cover up the needle marks on his neck. WHAT? Oh yea, he was a hard-core junkie at one time. Shooting up in your neck? That IS hard-core. After that, I would take notice to neck tattoos on people, and they were mostly bikers and junkies. The only facial tattoos were the “teardrops” that inmates would get to symbolize the loss of a friend, or how many times they were locked up, or both. I forget which.

Then along comes Tommy Lee, Travis Barker, and P. Diddy – all of them with prominent neck tattoos. Lip prints from former girlfriends, children’s names, and other stuff. I think that when you get a tattoo on your neck, you are limiting your chances of getting a job on Wall Street, or McDonalds, depending on the neighborhood. The Post Office? I don’t think they’d have a problem with it at all. The woman who I bought stamps from the other day had fingernails that were 4 inches long, and I saw her tramp stamp when she turned her back towards me to pick something up off the floor.


Then I saw the rapper named “The Game.” He has neck tattoos, and one on his face that looks like the logo for the Dodgers.
He’s from Compton and obviously very proud of it. Nowadays it seems pretty standard practice to have tons of tattoos all over your body, including your face like 'Lil Wayne. I am not posting a photo of him because I can't stand looking at him any more than I have to. Google him and you'll feel the same way. Trust me.


Which brings me to the reality show contestants I saw last week.

The first is a contestant named "Macho" from the Jaime Foxx executive produced show on MTV
called, “From G’s To Gents.”
It is a show where the host, Mr. Fonzworth Bentley (nee Derek Watkins) a self-described gentleman, takes a bunch of thugs, drug dealers, wannabe rappers, etc. and gives them the Eliza Doolittle treatment and turns them into fabulous gentleman. Apparently he is the authority because he wrote a book called, “Advance Your Swagger: How To Use Manners, Confidence and Style to Get Ahead.” How did he get famous? He used to be P. Diddy's assistant and was usually seen holding an umbrella over Diddy's head on sunny days. Macho is a 24-year-old tattoo artist who has a TATTOO OF A DIAMOND ON HIS FACE. He claims to have been homeless for the past 10 years, and has survived by gangbanging and selling drugs during that time. Nice! Let’s hope he parlays his 15 minutes into something good.


The second contestant is a chick named "Danger" from the ridiculous dating show on VH1 called, For The Love Of Ray J. It’s a “classier” version of Flavor Of Love.
How is it classier you ask? Well, Ray J is younger, cuter, and has his father and older sister Brandy in on it. Oh, how do we all know that Ray J is a classy guy? I don’t know about you, but I could tell he was in the first 3 minutes of his sex tape with Kim Kardashian. Anyway, Miss Danger has a TATTOO OF A TIGER ON HER FACE. It runs from her brow to her cheek. Ray J really seemed to dig her. Oh yea, she’s dangerous all right - the current rumor is that she claims to be pregnant with Ray J’s baby! And she’s engaged to Nick Cannon’s (Mr. Mariah Carey) brother Gabriel. Danger says that she was on the pill, but it failed while she was on the show, from last October to December. She complains, “I saw him playing around with the 13 other girls – making out with them and smacking their butts, and it made me sick to think he could be giving me their germs when he was kissing me.” Classy!

So there you have it. If you choose to watch For The Love Of Ray J or From G's To Gents, I’m begging you – DO NOT GET A TATTOO ON YOUR FACE. Unless you’re going on a reality show or beginning a career as a Rapper. And even then, please think twice before you do it. Please.

Love,
Crystal

Interview with "Ten Dead Men" director, Ross Boyask

Ross Boyask directed the British Martial Arts film Left for Dead in 2004. Returning to the genre in 2008, Mise - In - Sane spoke with Ross about his latest film Ten Dead Men.


GEEK: How did you go from Left For Dead to this film?

Ross Boyask: After completing work on Left For Dead the producer Phil Hobden and I tossed around a few other projects that eventually never came into being, the main one of which was an action drama called FiXers, which was about a corrupt police unit killing one of their own men and then being brought down by his vengeful brother and we gathered together many of the eventual cast and crew that would eventually work with us on Ten Dead Men. FiXers came very close to going into production but at the eleventh hour the financing fell through and we decided to make Ten Dead Men with a view to raising the finance to make FiXers. As a result, a number of the people who were keen to work on FiXers also worked on Ten Dead Men with us.



GEEK: Where did the story originate?

RB: I’m obsessed with revenge movies and “man on a mission” movies so Phil and I created a storyline that basically would fit around what we knew we could get access to, the kinds of setpieces we wanted to create, and the people we knew, although our resources altered throughout production, depending on schedules and so forth. We knocked up a detailed treatment and then handed that over to our writer Chris Regan who gave us his thoughts and feedback, which we commented on. Then the process was reasonably swift, with Chris writing drafts, and Phil and I editing or giving feedback. We were lucky to have Chris with us throughout the production which led to a consistent final script for the film.

GEEK: Are there any difficulties/differences in writing a martial arts flick as opposed to a drama?

RB: I think it depends on how well you understand the nature of a genre and what the audience wants to see. It can be a fine line as martial arts action films are, by their very nature, setpiece oriented, just like a horror film or a western, or even an adult film. The stories are centred around setpieces, whether they are shoot-outs, slasher-killings or fistfights, and they all normally build to one final sequence. One way or another, the screenplay must accommodate this format, and it is up to the writer to make the journey from start to finish as interesting as possible. I always say that the best genre films tend to be a relatively simple story, well told, with thrilling setpieces. The film Taken for example, was in my opinion one of the best films of last year for this very reason. The characters were great (if simplistic) and the action sequences were clear, easy to follow (unlike most Hollywood action films these days) and brilliantly executed. And also... the film actually made sense. Most recent films seem to literally break down in their final half, with the story making no sense and plot-lines spiralling off and unresolved, as if the whole thing has been rushed (or rewritten to the point of oblivion). A good action film will have a setpiece around every ten minutes. To an extent this can make the film formulaic or mechanical, but in the end it is all in the writing and the creativity of the production. The recent remake of Walking Tall is another good example of a simple story, well told, with some splendid fight sequences and a solid resolution at the end. Also, especially with genre films, it is particularly important to keep the screenplay tight and to the point. They should not run to much longer than ninety minutes/one hundred pages. A film should never outstay it’s welcome. This is true even of comedies. Some recent successful comedies such as Wedding Crashers, Knocked Up and Superbad run far in excess of two hours, and have bored me senseless, as opposed to Role Models, which I enjoyed massively, which came in at around ninety minutes.

GEEK: How do you go about writing a fight scene? (is it “They fight” or do you break it down to each move?)

RB: Each action scene is written, for the most part, as any other dramatic scene is written. It is never a case of the story stopping, the characters have a fight, and then the story continues. Each action scene is written in basic descriptive terms, and has a number of story points involved. When filming of course, we adapt the action to the location, and who and what we have available to work with, but the story and the characters are always at the forefront of our mind when filming, as well as “what extra production value can we put onscreen?” There should always be a point to be made with an action scene, and a story to be told.

GEEK: When did you start choreographing the fights? (Did you have a final script in place? Since starting the choreography has the script evolved?)

RB: As we had no real pre-production, and on many occasions we could not see the locations beforehand, all the action sequences were virtually choreographed on the spot by our action co-ordinator Jude Poyer. The script has not changed since the choreography began as Jude and I were keen to ensure that the choreography serviced the story and the characters. We would discuss each scene ahead of time and decide to get in some sugar glass props and so forth, and we were lucky enough that Jude and one of his stunt team Russell Macleod were able to scout the location for the final showdown beforehand, so we were able to determine the path Ryan would take in mowing down the villains in the final showdown.

GEEK: Did you storyboard? Were you looking at fight scenes in terms of angles or were you working out the action first and then deciding where to place the camera?

RB: I never storyboard anything. The one time I created a shot list for a scene, was for the execution sequence. We started filming using it and then threw it away several shots into the day. This speeded up filming immensely and we shot the majority of the scene in 4 takes using two cameras. Also Jude has a very clear picture of how the action will look and we use many of the same references so setting up and shooting the action was comparatively easy.

GEEK: With Casting, are you looking for Martial Arts experience or is it unnecessary?

RB: This literally depends on the role, and depends on how involved the character is in the action sequences. We may simply double the character with a stunt performer where necessary. Some characters HAD to have the fighting skills required, specifically fighting for the screen which is very different from fighting in real life. Actors like Brendan Carr, Silvio Simac, Glenn Salvage and Tommy Gerald really understood what we needed to see onscreen, especially working with Jude who adapted Tommy’s cage-fighting skills for the film. Tommy had also been training for the stunt register so he really threw himself into his fights, and did all of his own stunts, including his stair-fall and smashing through a real shower unit during his fight with Brendan.

GEEK: How difficult is it to get funding for a martial arts feature in the UK?

RB: It is virtually impossible to raise solid funds through official channels to make genre feature films in the UK, as they are mostly considered “unworthy”, even though millions of people around the world love action films, horror films and so forth.

Ten Dead Men was essentially self-funded. We did it this way after the financing for Ten Dead Men fell through. The advantage of doing things this way is that we get to decide on everything, the disadvantage is that you have no money so there is only so much you can accomplish. We were very lucky to have so many industry professionals working with us, and they helped to make the most of what we had on each shoot.

Distribution is another matter in that we have found it relatively easy to distribute our films internationally, however UK distributors only distributed our first film Left For Dead when it had been released in 15 or so other territories, and so far 30 UK distributors have refused to distribute Ten Dead Men even though several key territories have already distributed the film internationally. The film will probably be acquired for UK distribution after it has successfully sold elsewhere. Which goes to show you how supportive the UK film industry is of independent genre film production.

GEEK: What are the challenges in directing stunt/martial arts people as opposed to actors?

RB: Action performers are generally easier to direct than anyone else. They know their job and do it professionally, and rarely have very many questions. They just do the take as many times as it takes to get it right and move on with very little fuss. The best martial arts practitioners are diligent and disciplined people who take in their surroundings. More experienced dramatic actors can have a lot of questions about their role, motivation and so forth. This is a good thing of course as it helps us find the tone for each scene, but it can take longer to capture a performance as you want it. Also different actors in a given scene can have different “cooking times” so it’s about working with them to build their performances appropriately.

GEEK: What type of camera did you shoot the film on? On average how many crew members did you have on set at one time?

RB: We shot the film on the Sony Z1, and on one shoot we also had access to a Panasonic HVX200. We had a core group of 3 or 4 crew but in general there was no average number of crew members. Everyone on each shoot did everything as necessary.




GEEK
: Do you film using a multi-camera set-up or just one camera?

RB: We mostly work with one camera but ideally I would use two cameras on a dialogue scene and three cameras on action scenes where possible. The third camera would normally only be used with a big stunt/gunfire sequence as more angles of that kind of sequence can be invaluable. It is normally most time-efficient to work with two cameras as long as the operators are on the same page.

GEEK: In the editing room, what are the special challenges for cutting a fight scene?
RB: Editing a fight sequence is the same as editing a conversation in that the story of the scene has to make sense, as do the spatial relationships within the scene. Our only real concern is to ensure that the action is clear to see, unlike the majority of films today which have way too much “shaky-cam” and are edited to within a frame of their lives. The other thing is to make sure the pace of the action is correct, which normally means “tight”, dynamic and quickly paced, but still actually visible of course. Most of the time in big movies these days the action sequences have been rendered nigh-on incomprehensible, and have been reduced to mere “flashes and bangs”.

GEEK: Are there any other genres you are interested working in?

RB: I’m interested in horror to some degree, but more specifically horror films containing ramped-up action set-pieces. The recent remakes of Dawn Of The Dead and The Hills Have Eyes are good examples of this. I prefer both of the remakes to the original films.

GEEK: Is FiXers your next project? What have you learned from Ten Dead Men?

RB: I think that every shoot teaches you something new about the work that you do. FiXers is on hold indefinitely, with no real plans to revive it. I currently have no further feature projects in progress as I am taking some time to reflect on the state of the independent market which is at the lowest point it has ever been. I am also working on a few corporate video pieces, and I would not want to undertake another no-budget feature project. Two is more than enough. I have been helping some friends out here and there with their own projects of course.


Enjoy the trailer for "Ten Dead Men"

Dan Akroyd: Jager Skank?

It's official. Dan Akroyd is nuts. I thought he was a little off when he thought Ghostbusters 2 was a good film but it's only gotten worse. This however, proves it.

Man that video is loooong, and he only gets to the vodka in the last third!

Also, if you want to see Mr. Akroyd and his Crystal Heads in person, he will be hosting a tasting today at Yankee Spirits in Attleboro, MA from 3-5pm.

Small Is Beautiful, Redux : Hackbook nano

A few weeks ago I wrote about how much I loved my Asus EEE netbook running Linux. Since writing that article, I learned that it was possible to install OS X on the EEE via a series of hacks. So I tried it, and it worked. I am currently running OS X successfully, on an 10" Asus EEE 1000 with 2GB RAM and a 1.6ghz Intel Atom CPU. OS X is installed on an internal 32GB SDHC card. I did not install OS X on the internal 8GB SSD because 8GB is cutting it too close. The built-in ethernet won't work, but a USB-ethernet dongle works, and wireless works. It's a little sluggish at times, but it works. I've been using it at work for the past two weeks and it's been totally solid. So what does this all mean?

I showed my twisted creation to one of our clients at work, an avid Mac user, and serious business person who also uses Windows, and he was floored. The first words out of his mouth : "Why isn't Apple selling something like this?" - indeed.


Apple has made the argument that netbooks mean inferior hardware, and OS X runs better on superior hardware. The culprit here being the Intel Atom CPU vs. the Intel Core 2 Duo which is in most Macs. Well, I can tell you right now that OS X runs fine with the Atom CPU. Will I be running Final Cut Pro in a marathon video editing session? No. But I check my email, browse the web, run Office, iTunes, iPhoto just fine.

Wake up Apple. Your customer base wants a $499 netbook. SSD prices are dropping. In fact, I'm considering a $100 32GB SSD to put into my EEE now that I know OS X runs well. In fact, it will run even better if I put that new drive in it because the read/write will be better than the SDHC which the OS is installed on now.

My guess is that Apple does not want to sell a netbook because they fear it will eat into their MacBook sales. Fair enough. But how long will they realistically be able to avoid the tidal wave of netbook popularity? Windows 7 is around the corner and it's early betas have rave reviews. Think about that. An unfinished Microsoft OS is getting rave reviews. It's lean and mean and practically designed for netbooks. Apple needs to seriously rethink their product line. A theoretical $499 'Macbook nano' would fly off the shelves in my opinion. Why not put 3G in it and package it with an 'internet anywhere' AT&T contract? Dell is doing something similar, and it could bring the cost down. I really don't think Apple can resist this niche much longer. Apple proved that 'small is beautiful' with the Mac Mini, iPods and iPhone, why not Macbooks? In the meantime, my 'Hackbook nano' will have to suffice.

Dead Again

Earlier this week, Depeche Mode announced it’s partnership with Apple’s iTunes Store to release the world’s first iTunes Pass. Maybe I’m, hypersensitive, but it seems like since that announcement came down the pike, I’ve heard more crybaby whining and more nail-biting whimpers than I’ve ever heard from my music biz pals since I moved to Los Angeles. And that was before digital downloading!
“The business is over”.

“Music, as we know it, is dead.”
“Now that we’ve gone down the iTunes Pass rabbit hole, the whole business is doomed.”
These are the doomsday sentiments I’m hearing this week, and frankly, I think it’s pretty damned funny.

First of all, like many people who would have you believe we are in a depression right now in our country, there are always going to be those in the record business who cry wolf and want everyone to think that the current or latest trends in music are those that are just limp enough to send the whole industry spiraling down. This is the silliest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. In any industry - be it sanitation, accounting, advertising, construction, or music - somebody show me one time when the weakest link was the one that held back the progression of improvement. I dare ya. It’s simple: If the medium is accessible, the best fashioners will always emerge from the rubble and take the forward positions. It is that way in any business, and it has been that way since the dawn of the industrial age.

I’ll admit, the warning signs are there. I mean, who was the savvy individual who let those poor excuse for a boy band Jonas Brothers try to get even moderately superstitious with Stevie Wonder earlier this month on the Grammy Award telecast? How does Gavin Rossdale get away with a lame hook like “Love Remains the Same”? Why does Taylor Swift have to put up with a flat-singing Miley Cyrus as a duet partner, and then cringe noticeably as Miley announces (after completely butchering Taylor’s tune on national TV) that they are “best friends”? I’m not saying its perfectly smooth water out there, but dead? Over? Hopeless? No way. I’m not buying it.

And here’s why.

As the first rock symbol of teenage rebellion, Elvis Presley was branded by many in the mid-to-late 1950’s as being responsible for the decline and possible death of modern music. Many in the “builder” generation saw Woodstock as the pinnacle example of a post-perfect society in utter disarray, claiming the lives of their baby-boomer offspring. Most “boomers” believed that disco was a blight on the roadmap of modern American music, and claimed that, on the heels of the great musical awakening of the late 1960’s, it would lead to the crumbling of intelligently written and produced music. The 1980’s is still held by many as a trophy era of performers who only served to serve themselves, even though the era saw the most successful sales of rock records since the early 1960’s. Those of us in the “MTV Generation” that relished the eighties and never wanted it to end, cried the day that “Smells Like Teen Spirit” hit the charts because we thought that Kurt Cobain was ruining all that was holy with his dissonant chord progressions and post-metal lyrical offerings (after all, where were the references to “hot teachers” and “livin’ on prayers”?).

So, it has always been there - the naysaying, the Chicken Little-ing, the crybaby whining. But it has never ever been as bad as they say. It is all relative. It is what you want it to be. It is all taste and flavor, style and preference. And just when you think yours is safe, here comes someone belittling your personal investment in it all.

Like everyone before them, every artist will have their time in the sun, and then they will either mature and survive and be a catalyst for progressive improvement down the musical road, or they will fade into obscurity. Bottom line is that this business is ever changing. It never sleeps, it never stops, and it never goes away completely. One piece of it might, but the others will not, and vice versa. The tide will rise and the tide will fall, but the tide never leaves - in the morning, you know there will be a tide, and there always is.

After all, music is and has always been an organism. A living, breathing organism that evolves and changes over time, yet remains the same at its fundamental core.

That will never change, no matter how many Jonas Brothers performances we all have to endure.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Who Ate The Watchmen?

Columnist and cupcake-guru Sarah Grace pointed out the existence of these delicious looking crime-fighting companions. The entire Flickr set of creator Kati Peck's amazing geek confections can be found HERE.

Check out some other examples of her work:

Why so delicious?

That's right folks, it's the Smoke Monster from LOST..Awesome!

Conan's Tonight Show Gains a Sidekick!

NBC ANNOUNCES THAT ANDY RICHTER WILL REUNITE WITH CONAN O'BRIEN WHEN HE RETURNS FOR NEW 'THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH CONAN O’BRIEN



O'Brien and Richter to Work Together for First Time on a Daily Basis in Almost Nine Years as He Rejoins Late-Night Television as The Announcer on “The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien” Beginning June 1 in Los Angeles

UNIVERSAL CITY, CA. – February 24, 2009 – Conan O'Brien will have a familiar face when he begins his new "The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" on NBC where he will reunite with Andy Richter ("Late Night with Conan O'Brien") -- for the first time on a daily basis in almost nine years -- as the network announced that Richter will return to its late-night lineup as the announcer for the new show that begins June 1. In addition to his announcing duties, Richter will participate in comedic pieces.

Few performers enjoy the chemistry that Richter and O'Brien developed over their seven years together on "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Richter will join O'Brien for the first time on a daily basis since May 26, 2000.

"Andy is one of the funniest people I know and we've maintained a close friendship since he left "Late Night," said O'Brien. "We have a proven chemistry that will be an incredible asset to "The Tonight Show." I'm looking forward to working with Andy on a daily basis again, particularly since he owes me $300."

Actor and writer Andy Richter rose to fame while having the best seat in the house on NBC's "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" as O'Brien's sidekick since its premiere on September 13, 1993. Since his departure from the show in 2000, Richter starred in the Emmy nominated "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" for the Fox network, and most recently starred in the series "Andy Barker, P.I." for NBC. Richter has been very active in the feature film world as well. His many appearances include such films as Robert Altman's "Dr. T and the Women" and "Scary Movie 2", "Elf" and "Madagascar: (both 1 and 2), "Talladega Nights", "Blades of Glory" and "Semi-Pro". This summer, he can be seen in the Fox feature "They Came From Upstairs". Richter attended the University of Illinois Urbana/Champaign and Columbia College, where he studied film and video.

"The Tonight Show" continues to be the most dominant late-night institution in television history. Since it first premiered on September 27, 1954 with Steve Allen, "The Tonight Show" has had just four permanent hosts, including Leno. Allen, host of the then titled "Tonight," eventually left late night to start his own primetime variety series on NBC. Jack Paar premiered on July 29, 1957. On October 1, 1962, Johnny Carson stepped on stage for day one of his tenure as host of "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson." Leno, who began guest-hosting "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson" in September 1987, became host of "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" on May 25, 1992. O'Brien joined NBC as a writer on "Saturday Night Live" in 1988 and premiered as host of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" on September 13, 1993. O'Brien becomes the fifth host of "The Tonight Show" on June 1, 2009.

"The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien" will originate from Stage 1 at Universal Studios and will be produced by Universal Media Studios. Jeff Ross is the executive producer.

East Meets West on the West Coast, Anime Jungle Style!

Wandering through the once quiet Little Tokyo Mall in Little Tokyo Downtown Los Angeles one store shined like a lighthouse in the darkest of night. Anime Jungle. It’s bright colors, Picture Club Machines, and automated Japanese door-chime greeting were a welcome site and sound to those few Otaku and lonely urban explorers willing to walk down into the deserted subterranean mall.


It’s been eight years since Anime Jungle opened the doors of their US location back in 2001, and now the Little Tokyo Mall and surrounding neighborhood is anything but quiet. Business is booming not only in the now trendy shopping district but in Anime Jungle itself, so much so that they more recently opened a second location in 2007 one block over to house even more DVDs, Cosplay items, Gothic Lolita fashion and of course… TOYS!

On an average weekend you can stroll the area, dine on authentic Japanese food, chase it with Pinkberry, and then finish off with a purchase of your new Favorite Gundam 00 model kit or Masked Rider trading kit.

On a lazy weeknight, you can wander into either Jungle location and find the hardcore anime or Japanese pop culture fan, carefully selecting DVDs, trying on Lolita fashion, or marveling at the many cases of incredible Japanese toys.

I had a chance to speak with the US store’s operator Tetsu Shiota, about what drives his passion not only for Japanese Pop Culture items, but also what drives his passion for making sure those of us in America have access to them. As early as 1996 he and his brother at the store in Japan were seeing a large increase in orders from US customers, as this continued they knew that the US needed a store like their own located in Osaka, Japan. After spending years researching the project they decided on Little Tokyo in Los Angeles as their first location.

Tetsu makes an interesting point when asked about opening a store for US Customers. “We already knew there is a lot of anime Fan in US since 1997. When I talk (to) our customers. They love Anime, but they knew J-pop and fashion from anime and manga as well.”

What’s interesting about this is that it means we’re looking at a generation of Americans that have actually moved past being just fans of cartoons and toys. The anime, models and toys act as a gateway to the music, food, fashion… the entire culture that has evolved in Japan surrounding pop culture products.

Anime fans in the US are no longer quiet nerdy Americans huddled in front of a TV watching cartoon robots fighting each other. They are the “cool” kids, the hip ones, they socialize together, they wear the clothes, they dance at clubs like Tune In Tokyo, they eat the food (Pocky anyone?) and they make weekend pilgrimages to shops like Anime Jungle.

It’s a lifestyle for many of Jungle’s customers and Tetsu and his staff go to great lengths in both store locations to provide all aspects of the culture to anyone interested in participating.


But what about the toys you may ask? When walking into Jungle’s first location in the Little Tokyo Mall your senses can’t help but get overloaded with the colors, quantities, and general awesomeness of the Japanese toys they carry. It’s like a Japanese toy museum but better because you walk away with anything in the shop you desire. From and inexpensive cell phone charm to a “life size (6 ft) anime character figure for $8000.00”.

When browsing the store you can’t help but realize that it’s well stocked, a store for the fans by a fan. With that, I asked Tetsu what fuels his toy desires, what were the shows that he got hooked on?

Tetsu grew up on shows like Raideen, and Kikaida, Tomorrow’s Joe, and UFO Warrior Apolon (many of which you can find toys for in his shop).

As for his favorite toys? Tetsu told me what might be the Japanese equivalent of the quest for THE RED RIDER BB Gun in A Christmas Story...

“Of course kids love toys, my family was really poor when I was a child, my friends father worked at Bandai, and my friend always had two or three Chogokins on hand. I really wanted a Chogokin, but it is most expensive for a six or seven year old kid. I could never have an expensive toy like that at the time. One day my friend’s dad asked me Do you want a Chogokin? Ah, YES I said! And he told me he would get me one. I was so excited… A few days later he gave me one, it was missing an arm and a leg. I was almost crying. Today I can tell you my favorite toy is still Raideen but with one arm and one leg.”

Well here’s to you Tetsu, with Anime Jungle in Downtown Los Angeles many of us now have access to many a Gundam, Chogokin, Masked Rider, or Raideen, fully intact with both arms and legs.

Of course Anime Jungle is a must stop destination for any toy fan visiting Los Angeles, but never fear you can also order many products from their online store.

Location:
319 East.2nd St #103
Los Angeles, CA 90012
Phone & Fax (213) 621-1661
www.animejungle.net

War Stories

You know, American comics have come a long way. And seriously, it’s about time. The Japanese comic industry is and has been so far ahead of us for so long, in terms of content, the sheer mass of material published, sales, and most importantly, the depth and breadth of the readership audience, that it puts our Western market a bit to shame. In Japan, comics are eagerly consumed by young and old, male and female alike. There are romance series, dramas, documentary fare, all existing side-by side with the (more Western-traditional) superhero stuff, and of course, all the Giant Robot manga that pervades the import trickle over here to the U.S.


But I’m not writing about Japanese Comics today, I’m celebrating how far the American industry has come in the past 10-15 years. Not too long ago, you’d be hard-pressed to find a mainstream American comic that didn’t revolve around what we loosely refer to as “The Spandex Set,” the general plot-line of which went something like this:
  1. Spandex-clad bad guy breaks some law or other, usually involving illicit monetary gain, an attempt to implement global Armageddon, and/or unilateral geo-political dominance.

  2. Spandex-clad good guy finds spandex-clad bad guy’s plans objectionable.

  3. Spandex-clad good guy and spandex-clad bad guy fight.

  4. Interlude: Interject plot device. (Spider-guy runs out of web fluid, or Bat-guy’s utility belt is stolen, or Iron-Guy had too much hooch…)

  5. Resolution: More web-fluid is made, utility belt is retrieved by side-kick, hang-over wears off and Iron-Guy has healing crisis of conscience.

  6. Conclusion: Spandex-Clad good guy once again shows that the moral high road is always grounds for physical violence, and beats the stuffing out of Spandex-Clad good guy. Fade to black.

Hey, it’s good stuff. I can get down with some of that old pulpy four-color goodness, the nostalgia and ink smell is enough for me to roll with it, but let’s not kid ourselves—it ain’t Shakespeare. It ain’t even Grisham.

Fortunately, a couple of seminal works in the mid- to late-1980’s (notably, Frank Miller’s Dark Knight and Alan Moore’s Watchmen—both now or soon-to-be Big Screen fare, which is interesting) changed everything, and breathed life (read: “writing”) into what was a bit stale as a genre.

Today, American Comics have been reborn into an explosion of genres in the mainstream, with typical shopstands showcasing—sure, the spandex set (things haven’t changed THAT much)—but also westerns, action/adventure, spy books, noir, fantasy, science fiction, horror titles, and a genuine selection of interesting reading across a much broader range.

DC Comics’ “Unknown Soldier,” written by Joshua Dysart, with art by Alberto Ponticelli, is a recent favorite of mine, and an interesting cross-pollination of a couple of different sub-sets. As I write this, they’re printing Issue #3, so it’s not too late to jump on board and get the gist of what’s happening. Side note: I don’t work for DC, and I don’t care whether or not you buy the book. This is my column, I write about stuff I like, and if you buy it/borrow it/steal it and dig it, then good. If not, then you’ll know not to take my stuff to heart next time…

For a bit of background, the original Unknown Soldier, created by Robert Kanigher and Joe Kubert, first appeared in Our Army At War #168 (June 1966), and shared the war scene with such stalwarts as Sgt. Rock and Enemy Ace. The story is that the lead character’s head and face were so severely disfigured that he typically wrapped it completely in heavy bandages, resembling a mummy in army fatigues. He had no super-powers or special abilities, except the ability to disguise himself as nearly anyone from random G.I.’s to Hitler himself, and a proficiency with handguns.


There have been several incarnations (including a relatively recent miniseries by fan-favorite write Garth Ennis), but the current one, written by Joshua Dysart (and fantastic art of Alberto Ponticelli!), departs from the original back story and introduces us to a really creepy, spirit “essence” of The Unknown Soldier, which we discover has the ability to possess a human host, giving them the benefit of the experience of (presumably) decades of warfare and hand-to-hand combat. This fascinating weave of two secondary American genres—the “war comic” and the “horror comic”—creates an original take on an old character…and it works. Early in the story, Dysart lets us in on the existence of this Spirit Essence, and what it does—but he withholds enough to keep us (and the main human protagonist, pacifist doctor Moses Lwanga) wondering what’s going to happen next.

Still, that’s not even the interesting part. The real meat of this book is that it’s set in modern day Uganda, and painted upon the real-life canvas of tourists and children hacked to death with machetes, child-soldiers forced to kill and wage war with machine guns as celebrities try vainly to open the eyes of the Western world to the utterly horrible realities of this war-torn country. Writer Dysart spent a year in Uganda doing research on the book, and while he deftly avoids seeming to write a political manifesto, his actual knowledge of the political and religious underpinnings of the Ugandan struggle drips viscerally from the pages, painting vivid and haunting fiction into a collage of real experience. Reminiscent of Alan Moore’s 1990’s take on the Jack the Ripper mythos, “From Hell,” one of the best parts of The Unknown Soldier is the appendix at the back, which carefully lays out the actual recent history of Uganda, as well as a helpful and informative dictionary of relevant terms and the virtual alphabet of political groups and NGO’s (that would be “Non-Government Organization,” newbie) floating in the violent stew of this African conflict.

Wait, what? This is a comic book, hello? It is! And it’s fascinating, and it’s about as far from “BIFF! POW!! WHAMMO!!!” as the genre gets, and yet, it’s an American Comic Book. I’m digging it, and I hope Josh Dysart knocks it out of the park—so far, it’s on the top of my pick list.