Monday, November 30, 2009

DAVID BOWIE'S SPACE ODDITY: 40TH ANNIVERSARY REISSUE!

1969 was a banner year for momentous historical and cultural events.

This was the year of Woodstock's "...3 Days of Peace & Music" festival, and its parallel universe/evil Captain Kirk, the Rolling Stones' Altamont festival.

The Manson Family cult went on their murderous rampage in L.A., Nixon was elected President while the Vietnam War continued amidst home-front demonstrations and William Calley's My Lai Massacre.


The Beatles gave their last ever live performance on a rooftop and Led Zeppelin's first album was released.

In television, The Brady Bunch, Monty Python's Flying Circus and Sesame Street all premiered.


Yet, in this tumultuous year, which many saw as the end of the optimism that grew from the counter-cultural youth movement of the past decade, no greater single event optimistically captured television viewers the world over than one in particular. No other trip was quite as spectacular or fantastic as the wonder, imagination and positive vibe of where the future of civilization could be headed, then the July 11th United States' NASA Apollo 11 lunar landing in the Sea of Tranquility (or Mare Tranquillitatis if you prefer the beautifully named Latin version).


1969 was also a perfectly timed year for David Bowie, a twenty two year old English singer and identity struggling composer, who had previously not found the success he desired with a batch of earlier singles or a self titled album.



Perhaps his songs and album had been too British, too theatrical or even just a bit too mod, mime, music hall, novelty or otherwise Anthony Newlyesque for a wider psychedelised audience that was busy grooving on Canned Heat? Sure he had many great influences and the talent was there, but his music was just not connecting with many listeners.



Bowie decided it was now perfect timing to coincide the release of a brand new single with this great American moon landing. This single, "Space Oddity", would not only reach the U.K. top 5 in the Autumn of 1969 it would go on to become one of his great worldwide signature songs.



"Space Oddity" was composed the previous year and recorded initially as a demo, then a different sounding single and promo film. It was reworked for the '69 released version that most have become familiar with. Largely inspired after seeing Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey, a film whose expansive space vistas and solitary surreal quality had impacted many young film goers that year, who took head expanding chemicals for viewing this trippy film.



The story ambiguously follows that of an astronaut, Major Tom, who leaves a horrid Earth to venture aboard his spaceship into the stars. Helplessly lost and floating after losing contact with "Ground Control," his last words are "Tell my wife I love her very so." Ironically, the BBC used the song for its Apollo 11 television coverage—I guess there wasn't anyone in programming at the British Broadcasting Company who actually listened to the lyrics.



Musically sparse, primarily acoustic sounding and yet majestically symphonic at the same time, "Space Oddity" has a creepy, although sadly forlorn quality that is enhanced by Bowie's performance on the Stylophone, a miniature, stylus played pocket synthesizer.

The B side for the "Space Oddity" single that rockets Bowie to stardom is "Wild Eyed Boy From Freecloud."


An accompanying self titled album was released in November. This album, which leads off with "Space Oddity" has continued to be both a fascinating and superb collection of Bowie songs for his fanatical listeners (I count myself as one of them) and derided as a hodgepodge of grasping for styles and dated weak compositions. While I would not put it up against his absolute best, I would surely rate it far much higher than the album's many detractors would.



For myself, the different styles play as an often great set of juxtaposed delights in the Bowie songbook. Elements and themes that would later appear on all of the classic Bowie albums are certainly part of the initial appeal, yet I feel the tracks hold their own and make this a completely beautiful and whole album. I have often thought of this as a fine greeting the dawn/Sunday morning listening album—good for groggy hangovers and sleepy awakenings.

Even if Bowie had not released his later classics, I believe I would still return to this album with a reverent fondness. Tracks such as the magnificent gauziness that is "Memory Of A Free Festival" (also included as several bonus tracks such as the 2 part single that featured the first appearance of Bowie's legendary Spider guitarist Mick Ronson), the futurist whorl of "Cygnet Commitee," the lilting loveliness of "An Occasional Dream" and "Letter To Hermione" and the spectacular rock on! of "Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed" all make the album a wonderful jewel and not one to pan, as many a lazy and regurgitated review enjoys doing.


The rereleased 1972 Ziggy cover photo version

The album was released simply as David Bowie on Philips Records in the U.K. with an op-art graphic surrounding a portrait of a shaggy haired Bowie. It was retitled and released as Man of Words/Man of Music on Mercury Records for the U.S. market in fear it otherwise could be confused with Bowie's eponymous 1967 1st album on Deram records. In 1972, after Bowie's The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars became a hit and all things in the pop world became glitter Ziggy, the album was renamed Space Oddity and released with a current Bowie as Ziggy cover picture.

This album also became the first to introduce Tony Visconti as a producer for Bowie. Visconti would go on to work with Bowie on his greatest albums and songs. Again, ironically, what might be considered a seriously flawed what in the hell was I thinking then moment, Visconti disliked the "Space Oddity" song so much that he preferred to let another producer take over the production duties for that sole track while he would produce the rest of the album. The honors for "Space Oddity" went to Gus Dudgeon, who had previously worked on The Zombies' "She's Not There" and albums by The Bonzo Dog Band. He would later soar to even higher heights of success by producing the biggest albums for Elton John.

David Bowie has just been reissued in a deluxe 40th Anniversary, two disc edition by Virgin Records. The set has been remastered and restored, presenting it as first appeared in England. An accompanying booklet meticulously details the album's creation and history along with great unreleased photos of Bowie, his musicians and the picture sleeves of the various vinyl single releases off the album. The first disc is the album proper and the second disc contains a wealth of rarities, some newly unreleased even for a Bowie collector like myself, and some from past reissues now finally brought together for a wonderfully complete picture of a long overlooked, but thoroughly worthwhile album. An album that is essential for any David Bowie fan, or a great one finally try on for anyone unfamiliar and previously put off by reading negative (the bastards!) criticisms.



IRON MAN 2 Poster Debuts


Hey kids, it's War Machine!


Pop on Pop: The Gifts That'll Keep Kids Geeky


Now that our turkey is digested and we're all done giving Thanks, it is time to ask for more. Tis the season of getting, and this is your FoG-PoP Holiday Gift Guide!

A quick refresher for context: I'm a geek dad with a little geek-girl in training, so these are my gift suggestions for children nerdy and nice. (Brats get socks--with a vengeance!)






The Gift of Music

With pop culture phenomenons like American Idol, Glee, Rock Band, and Guitar Hero highlighting the importance (and fun) of music and introducing kids to the greatest hits of their parents' childhoods, being a band geek is finally cool.

Any gift that encourages a child to make music of their own is a great idea.

Whether you get the kid a real or toy instrument, a music-based video game, a karaoke machine, or even just an iTunes gift card, know that you will be contributing to that kid's cultural rounding.



Heroes & Role Models

Boys and girls alike need heroes and role models to look up to and to count on to be there to save the day from boo boos and boogie men and the dreaded evils of naptime, and there are plenty of figurines of such heroes available in adorable, toddler-sized servings.

My picks for my Tot this year are the ever-expanding line of Marvel's Super Hero Squad figures and all things Wonder Pets.





Someplace to Hide

The world can be a big scary place, so younger kids love to have a special place of their own.

Makeshift forts and indoor tents are always a great gift idea--especially if said tent is shaped like something full of imagination-fueling awesome!





A Sweet New Ride

And when your youngling is ready to brave the big bad world, he or she is going to need a set of wheels to traverse the dangerous road ahead.

Why not set you kid up with a tricked out set of wheels like the Super Spider Trike?




Cosplay Training

Dolls are fun.

Dress-up is fun.

Dressing up dolls is fun.

But why settle for swapping out assorted sundresses on a boring old Barbie doll, or risk exposing your child to the bobble-headed trampiness and bad attitude of Bratz, when the new Moxie girlz can be decked out as sk8ter girlz, rockers, or furries-in-training?
Hell, why not skip the doll part altogether, and just buy your kid some costumes of her own?





Artificial Intelligence



What tiny geek wouldn't love their own droid?

Of course, technology isn't quite in line with most wallets to allow the average shopper to buy their kid a fully functioning robot--so why not settle for a Roomba-style helper droid; a walking, talking Little Mommy doll; or a giant rampaging, roaring dinosaur (pictured)?




Fisher Price's Imaginext

With everything from DC superheroes to "Land of the Lost" style explorers to magical princesses, the Fisher Price Imaginext line has become the go-to toy line for playsets, vehicles, and figures for all tastes and in every conceivable price range.

Stick within the Imaginext family of toys this year and you'll be able to stuff stocking with dragon-riding knights and cannibalistic aliens, while scoring big with mega gifts like a pirate ship, a fairy tale castle, or the Batcave.





Twilight


We all know that real vampires don't sparkle in sunlight, and werewolves don't tend to wax and oil themselves between full moons--but the ladies love them some Twilight. Try to hold back throwing up in your mouth at the checkout counter, and buy away, because at least your junior goth is being encouraged to read books--and may even check out other books, thanks to the series. Twilight may be crack for tweens and soccer moms, but reading is fundamental.

Fairies

Disney made a wise decision spinning Peter Pan's pixie sidekick Tinkerbell off into her own franchise of movies and merchandise. The "Disney Princesses" cover all the traditional bases for parents who don't want to think too far outside the box in raising their stereotypical girly girl who likes brushing her hair and pining away for a prince to sweep her off her feet.

That's all well and good. But Tink and her Pixie Hollow posse are a different sort.

They're magical fairy folk working behind the scenes to keep nature running smoothly. They're as green minded as you can get. They're doers--hardly interested in sitting around waiting for a Prince Charming to take them away. But most importantly, Tink and her fairy friends are a gateway to the bigger scope of fantasy--Elves, Goblins, magic, and monsters.

A child looking for fairies in the garden may grow into a tween reading Tolkien, a teen playing Dungeons & Dragons, and an adult creating her own stories of magic and wonder.


Arts and Crafts
The key with all of these geek gift ideas is that they somehow encourage a child to be creative, to use his or her imagination. That is what separates true geeks from the muggles and mundies--we've given in to our imaginations, escaped so deep into our fantasy worlds that we never fully return. So rather than slap a brand name or some official label onto your child's make-believe, buy them the tools to create something of their own. Crayons, markers, modelling clay, even a journal (if they're old enough to write)--you can't go wrong giving the gift of creativity.


The Time Capsule




GEEK NEWS DU JOUR 11/30

MOVIES
FASHION
TELEVISION
GEEK
VIDEOGAMES
COMICS
ART/DESIGN
BOOKS/MAGAZINES
MUSIC
TECHNOLOGY



Saturday, November 28, 2009

GEEK SCREENING ROOM presents BATMAN: THE MOVIE (1966)


Hello Bat-Fans!

Today's screening is a favorite of mine, the 1966 Batman film. Originally conceived as the pilot to the series, it was instead filmed during the hiatus between the first two seasons. It features four dastardly members of the rogues gallery and it's a film so charming that it remains a favorite that I continue to revisit regularly.

Sit back, set your atomic batteries to "power", your turbines to "speed" and get ready for a Bat-tastic movie experience!

Batman
Written by Lorenzo Semple, Jr.
Produced by William Dozier
Directed by Leslie H. Martinson
Batman created by Bob Kane
Starring Adam West, Burt Ward, Lee Meriwether,
Cesar Romero, Burgess Meredith, Frank Gorshin





Friday, November 27, 2009

Special Thanksgiving Diversion!

I'll let you in on a secret: this wasn't the first topic I had in mind for today's column.

The topic I originally had in mind, well, you'll be seeing it in a future installment, at a more appropriate time. But this happens a lot; I change my mind about column topics like Fox changes its mind about when to schedule a sci-fi series.

Instead, slightly belated as it might be, I wanted to take a brief moment to mention the things for which I'm thankful this year.

You won't really find anything substantial here, like family, friends or health--take it as a given that I'm thankful for those things. This, like every other installment of Vault #13, is for the trivial.


First of all, I'm thankful for J.J. Abrams and his revision of Star Trek.

It's about time someone brought it back to the forefront of the pop-cultural landscape, but in all honesty, I'm one of the many who didn't expect a reboot to work. I thought it was time to jump ahead to the next generation, not to go back and recast the TOS crew with MTV-friendly actors. But J.J. got it right. Even when he and writers Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman (and guys, there is no way you should be writing gold like this and Fringe but turning out crap like Transformers 2) missed a few details and fudged a bit on canon, the broad strokes were there. The new cast ably adopted their iconic roles without resorting to outright mimicry (though Anton Yelchin and Karl Urban were notable exceptions, with Urban actually nailing Dr. McCoy perfectly). The opening sequence had me near the point of tears, and most of those characters don't show up for the rest of the movie. The rest kept me engrossed, enchanted and enraptured. Truly, J.J. Abrams has created my favorite movie of the year and already stands a good chance of turning in my favorite picture of 2011 with the sequel.



No bestowing of cinematic gratitude would be complete without mention of G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra. Thank you, Stephen Sommers for turning in such a costly, overblown, piece of awful that makes one appreciate the much less expensive, yet exponentially more impressive District 9 even more. And thanks to producer Peter Jackson for giving first-time feature director Neill Blomkamp free reign and $30 million dollars to make such an intense, gut-wrenching film. It took elements of Alien Nation and Black Hawk Down, then shook them up and added its own flair.



My thanks to Bat for Lashes, Florence and the Machine, St. Vincent and Ida Maria for crafting four of my five favorite albums this year. I can't recall having such a femme-dominated year-end list for music, but I enjoyed the hell out of Two Suns, Lungs, Actor and Fortress Around My Heart. Bat for Lashes' Two Suns was an absolutely dreamlike concoction, with lead single "Daniel" as a highlight, though "Glass," "Good Love," and the surprisingly danceable "Pearl's Dream" were also favorites.



Florence Welch's debut full-length was an ideal showcase for her amazing, soulful voice with standout tracks including "Dog Days Are Over," "Howl," "Rabbit Heart (Raise It Up), and a cover of Candi Staton's "You Got The Love." (For the record, "Howl" is my favorite song on the album.)



Actor is a strange, beguiling work, often interspersing abrasive textures within Annie Clark's bewitching voice and unusual arrangements. You could almost call it whimsical until those distorted, fuzzy guitars kick in on album opener "The Strangers," or even before that when she repeatedly sings "Paint the black hole blacker." However, I think "Marrow" is the song that best illustrates that divide.



And Ida Maria is just such a fiery presence, turning in one of the most breathlessly paced, straightforward rock albums I've heard in a while. From the first song, "Oh My God," where she sings about wanting to "find a cure for my life," her raw, emotive vocals--violently wailing one minute, cracked and vulnerable the next--power an album's worth of songs about uncertainty and need. "I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked" is one of the most frighteningly playful songs about empty sex I've heard in a long time. And "Queen of the World" is an infectious, unapologetic ode to getting blasted to forget your problems. On the whole, Fortress Round My Heart is a kicky, anthemic portrait of a frenzied, frayed psyche.



Tremendous thanks to Mos Def for bringing it back on what could be my favorite album of 2009 (though I haven't firmed up my full year-end lists as of this writing), The Ecstatic. I, like many of Mos' fans, have been waiting for him to put out a proper follow-up to his 1999 classic Black on Both Sides (one of my favorite albums of all time). His two albums in the meantime have been wanting, unfocused and at times, just shoddy. (It's said that his 2006 offering, True Magic, was recorded simply to fulfill his commitment to Geffen, and was a creative afterthought on Mos' part, lacking even cover art or a booklet at the artist's request.)

Not so with The Ecstatic, where Mos finally raps like he gives a shit again. It doesn't totally lack the experimentation he brought to 2004's The New Danger, and there are some tracks which feel less fully-formed, but on the other hand, he raps throughout the whole thing, as opposed to fronting his blues-metal side project throughout half the album. Okay, I might still be bitter about the past ten years, but the point is that Mos makes up for it with The Ecstatic. With standouts like "Roses," "Twilite Speedball," "Life in Marvelous Times," Slick Rick collaboration "Auditorium," and "Casa Bey"--an exhibition in lyrical athleticism--it's a stunning album, to which I still haven't been able to stop listening.



Kylie Minogue deserves thanks for finally touring North America. While I couldn't personally attend, I was told by multiple friends that her sold-out shows were amazing, so I desperately hope she returns soon!



Special thanks go to Eidos for reuniting some of the key talent from Batman: The Animated Series and crafting a game around them worthy of their involvement. Batman: Arkham Asylum is finally a Batman video game worth playing, that nails the character and his world. Finally, someone has successfully integrated Batman's detective skills and hand-to-hand combat in a single, mostly cohesive experience! And thank you, Mark Hamill, for delivering one of your most ghoulish Joker performances here.



Thank you. Jackson Publick and Doc Hammer for bringing The Venture Bros. back with a vengeance! Despite the lack of Brock Samson, who left the Venture family last season and found himself on an unexpected new path in the premiere, the show has still been firing on all cylinders. The season premiere was a wild number that played with chronology while establishing the new status quo: Dr. Venture still a pretty neglectful parent despite the fact that his boys now have one life left (his clone banks were exposed, if you recall, in last season's finale), a (chemically) reformed Sgt. Hatred as the family's new bodyguard, the Monarch arching Doc with renewed fervor (aided by an unexpectedly super-capable #21, still grieving for #24), and the boys growing apart, with Hank rebelling in the absence of his father figure, and Dean growing closer to Rusty.



I'm not comfortable with the pedophilia jokes presented by Sgt. Hatred's regular presence, but the show got maximum mileage out of that thorny issue with the second episode, "Handsome Ransom," featuring a hysterical guest performance from Kevin Conroy of all people as a Superman/Batman pastiche obsessed with his dead sidekick and looking, perhaps unhealthily, to recast Hank in that role. Conroy was dead-on and hilarious in the role of Captain Sunshine--here's hoping the show utiliizes his knack for comedy again.

Russell T. Davies and the crew at BBC Wales earn my thanks for bringing along some of my favorite television this year: Torchwood's controversial third season, "Children of Earth," and the Doctor Who specials "Planet of the Dead" and "The Waters of Mars." I reviewed "Children of Earth" upon its initial airing and praised its maturity in presenting an unbelievable threat to human life in every aspect, from the families at ground level to the bureaucrats arguing over their fates like chess pieces, with Torchwood navigating in between to save Earth's children, and to keep themselves alive.



Then came "Planet of the Dead," the first of the 2009 Doctor Who specials meant to bring David Tennant's time as the Doctor to a close. A loud, bold action-adventure in the style of the Christmas specials, "Planet of the Dead" was meant to be the last truly fun outing for the Tenth Doctor. Here, he was joined by Michelle Ryan (yes, she was the new Bionic Woman, but she's really awesome here) as high-tech thief Lady Christina, shunted along with the Doctor and a busload of people onto another planet and left to find a way home before a swarm of mechanical alien locust-things found them. Tennant and Ryan had an undeniable chemistry, though at times, she was a bit overpowering. And yet, I was left wishing to see more of them together, or at least more of Lady Christina down the road. Not to be forgotten, by the way, was Lee Evans' delightful supporting turn as a UNIT scientist thrilled to be working with the Doctor. Yes, he was an obvious audience stand-in, and yes, it was another example of the fanwankery that has come to mark Davies' stewardship over Doctor Who, but Evans was a riot.



Nothing so riotous about "The Waters of Mars," which, while not bleak in the sense of "Children of Earth," was still quite dark, presenting the Doctor with a moral dilemma on a scale not seen since "Genesis of the Daleks." Simply put, should he interfere with a fixed point in time, and save a crew of human settlers on Mars whose deaths were fated to bring a new age of adventure and prosperity to Earth? The episode boasted one of David Tennant's best, most restrained performances on the show...until the last act, when he did his wild-eyed overacting thing again. I love David Tennant, though he isn't always tonally consistent. Here, however, was a twist, a sufficient emotional payoff not only to the episode, but to his entire tenure. If you've ever wanted to see the Doctor realize how much of an asshole he can be, the episode is worth seeing.



Particularly, I want to thank David Tennant. Flaws aside, he has been the defining Doctor for generations of fans, from the kids watching the show for the first time to the young adults like me finally getting to see the show as intended, in first-run broadcast (or as close as we can get via BBC America) as opposed to repeat blocks at 11 p.m. Saturdays on public broadcasting outlets. And more often than not, he has been fantastic. I've been rewatching his episodes, and I'll have more to say about his time in the TARDIS in detail in a future column, but for now, thank you, Mr. Tennant. Just, thank you.

And finally, I want to thank Stefan Blitz, my fellow FoG! contributors, and you, the readers, for visiting and giving him a reason to keep me around. I love the site as I hope you do too, and I look forward to bringing you a hell of a lot more from the vault in 2010!

More SMALLVILLE: ABSOLUTE JUSTICE Pics

This week's Entertainment Weekly has some additional looks at the upcoming Smallville tv-movie featuring the Justice Society.

Here's a much more promising pic of Michael Shanks' Hawkman (with Green Arrow Justin Hartley)


And here's Brent Stait as Doctor Fate and Stargirl portrayed by Britt Irvin.


Smallville: Absolute Justice airs on February 5th on the CW.



We're All People, Even Geeks...

This is slightly off topic, but something that I think is important enough to mention to all of the readers of the site.



Read the full press release after the jump.



USA NETWORK AND TOM BROKAW TO CO-HOST FIRST-EVER

CHARACTERS UNITE NATIONAL TOWN HALL

ON HEALING AMERICA’S DIVISIONS

Brokaw to Moderate Panel of Prominent National Leaders from Government, Academia, Business,
Media, the Arts and Non-Governmental Organizations

Jon Bon Jovi, DC Schools Chancellor Michelle Rhee, Syndicated Columnist Kathleen Parker,
Newark Mayor Cory Booker, Rep. Xavier Becerra, and Senator Max Cleland Among Those Participating

NEW YORK, NEW YORK – November 10, 2009 – USA Network and Tom Brokaw announced today the first-ever Characters Unite National Town Hall, a ground-breaking high-level discussion on how America’s increasingly diverse and divided population can find common ground on today’s complex social issues. Inspired by USA Network’s community affairs campaign – Characters Unite -- this event will bring together a diverse panel of distinguished leaders to generate fresh ideas for actions by individuals, communities and government to overcome social injustices and bridge cultural divides. Tom Brokaw, NBC News Special Correspondent, will moderate the panel at the Newseum in Washington, DC, on December 2.

Confirmed Town Hall participants include:

· Mike Allen, Chief White House Correspondent, Politico

· The Honorable Xavier Becerra, Representative, California

· The Honorable Cory Booker, Mayor, Newark, NJ

· The Honorable Max Cleland, Secretary, American Battle Monuments Commission

· Dr. Michael Eric Dyson, Professor of Sociology, Georgetown University

· Wade Henderson, President and CEO, Leadership Conference on Civil Rights

· Jon Bon Jovi, Singer, Songwriter, Philanthropist

· David Mixner, Writer and Civil Rights Activist

· Kathleen Parker, Syndicated Columnist

· Chancellor Michelle Rhee, DC Public Schools

· Dr. Christine Sierra, Professor of Political Science, University of New Mexico

Actor Dulé Hill, co-star of USA Network’s “Psych” will also be a special guest in attendance.

"It's time to get past the labeling. We're all different, and we all bring something unique to the table," said Bonnie Hammer, president, NBCU Cable Entertainment and Universal Cable Productions. "We need our differences to unite us, not drive us apart."

"People across the country are making tough decisions every day and working to maintain their own unique American character. Too often, instead of coming together to address conflicts, groups demonize each other because of their different beliefs and opinions," said Tom Brokaw, NBC News Special Correspondent.

During the Characters Unite Town Hall, Brokaw will preview his new documentary, American Character Along Highway 50, produced by Peacock Productions, set to premiere on USA Network on Martin Luther King Day, January 18, 2010. The film follows Brokaw’s journey at a pivotal point in our country’s history as he travels across legendary US Highway 50 discovering how Americans are fairing during these extraordinary times, immersing himself in the lives of ordinary and extraordinary people to reveal uniquely American stories of hardship, survival and hope.


“Tom Brokaw’s upcoming documentary makes him the ideal moderator for this conversation,” said Hammer. “We’re confident that he will steer the Town Hall toward fresh ideas for individual and collective actions aimed at bringing all of us, with the combined strength of our diversity, together.”

In conjunction with the Town Hall, USA Network will announce the results of a new Characters Unite national opinion poll, the United or Divided Survey, which will provide an in-depth profile of American attitudes on prejudice, discrimination and intolerance. The nationally representative poll is being conducted by two of America's leading public opinion research firms representing both sides of the political aisle -- Hart Research Associates (D) and Public Opinion Strategies (R). The survey will examine how Americans view the social trends that are transforming the nation, and will look across generations, race, ethnicity and gender at how change is affecting our country’s social fabric.

In partnership with Charter and Comcast, high schools across the country will have the opportunity to submit questions for the panel and five students will win a trip to Washington, DC, to attend the Town Hall event.

Cisco Webex Solutions will serve as the technology partner for the Characters Unite National Town Hall. The event will be webcast live for free, and viewers may register in advance at www.passtheball.com.

Following the Town Hall, the first Characters Unite Award will be presented to an individual who has made a significant and lasting difference in efforts to fight discrimination, champion civil rights and promote respect. The honoree will be profiled on charactersunite.com and receive a $10,000 grant to support his/her project or nonprofit organization. Nominations for the award are being made by the Characters Unite campaign’s 20 non-governmental partners, which include the Leadership Conference on Civil Rights, the American Association of People with Disabilities, the National Parent Teacher Association, the Federal Law Enforcement Officers Association, the National Council of La Raza, GLAAD, National Council of Women’s Organizations, American Federation of Teachers, Anti-Defamation League, American-Arab Anti-Discrimination Committee, Asian American Justice Center, Children’s Defense Fund, General Board of Church & Society of The United Methodist Church, Human Rights Campaign, Human Rights First, National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, National Association of Counties, National Congress of American Indians, National Education Association and Southern Poverty Law Center.

ABOUT USA NETWORK

USA Network is the #1 network in all of basic cable and is seen in over 98.5 million U.S. homes. A division of NBC Universal, USA is the cable television leader in original series and home to the best in blockbuster theatrical films, acquired television series and entertainment events. The award-winning USA website is located at www.usanetwork.com. Characters Welcome.

USA Network is a program service of NBC Universal Cable a division of NBC Universal, one of the world's leading media and entertainment companies in the development, production, and marketing of entertainment, news, and information to a global audience.

ABOUT CHARACTERS UNITE

Characters Unite, USA Network’s new community affairs program, was created in January 2009 to address the social injustices and cultural divides still prevalent in our society. Created on the simple premise that life is richer when people see beyond stereotypes and appreciate individual differences, Characters Unite kicked off with a national on-air public service campaign and a multimedia pledge drive for unity and understanding.

Inspired by USA Network’s iconic “Characters Welcome” brand and with the support of leading national not-for-profit organizations, the ongoing, multimedia campaign is dedicated to supporting activities and messaging that combat prejudice and intolerance while promoting understanding and acceptance – on-air, online, and in communities across the country.

ABOUT “AMERICAN CHARACTER ALONG HIGHWAY 50”

Premieres January 2010

USA Network and legendary journalist Tom Brokaw have set out to capture the changing face of a nation in the documentary “American Character Along Highway 50.” As he traverses the 12 states along this 3000 mile transcontinental road, beginning on the eastern shore of Maryland and making his way west to California, Brokaw is documenting the lives of the Americans he encounters, exploring the profound economic, political and cultural changes they are experiencing during these uncertain, and particularly historic, times. As Brokaw journeys from big cities to small towns across the country, he will present stories of hardship and hope and chronicle an America on the threshold of a new era. “American Character Along Highway 50” is produced by Peacock Productions.



Tell Me A Scary Story: A Review of White Wolf's Storytelling Adventure System




If one more customer asks me if I would recommend reading Twilight, I am going to start punching people in the head.

My day job, as it were, consists of pretending to work for a large chain bookstore wherein I am accosted, night and day, by the masses of humanity that think themselves intelligent but really only buy the books that will make them look smart when guests find them laying on their coffee table with a bookmark randomly placed near the middle so it'll look like their reading whatever Oprah says that they should. Among the more unpleasant times during my day are when I am asked about that marvel of popular wanna-be goth pop culture, Twilight.

Out of all of the recent books about vampires, few are actually good. Charlene Harris' Sookie Stackhouse books, which inspired True Blood, aren't bad. Neither are the Anita Blade novels. But then, these are for grown-ups, unlike the THOUSANDS of "young adult" titles about the supernatural. While I've been told that my distaste for the teen vampire books is due to my age, the fact is that I know what a good story looks like. I know this because I've been telling them for years.



I really wish White Wolf printed physical copies of it's Storytelling Adventure System items. Occasionally Vampire: The Requiem is shelved on a display with Twilight and the rest of the mob and occasionally we're asked about it. While I can try my hardest to sell the game to young girls that just CANNOT get enough of vampires, it's hard without offering them a story to tell without referring them to the internet.

The Storytelling Adventure System series is really a godsend for narrativist storytellers, as it allows for the quick, easy construction of a story with plenty of detail. Sure, you should know it through and through but once you have a few under your belt and start collecting unused bits from previous stories, the chances of storytelling yourself into a corner become less and less.

The first thing you're going to have to get is the guide and support pdfs. Their free so you might as well download them to see what you're in for. After that, it all depends on what you're up for. This time around, I'm going to go through the core WoD stores.


CHICAGO WORKINGS
The first of the "generic" SAS stories, Chicago Workings puts the players in the middle of two rival city architects using sacred geometry to influence the city. The story is mostly a murder mystery involving mostly implied and downplayed supernatural forces rather than a laundry list of monsters, although there are a few very creative creatures introduced in the story, all used to great effect.

Conclusion: Win. Buy it.


THE NEW KID
This SAS story is far more classic than Chicago Workings. In a nutshell, it's Monster Squad with a far more serious tone mixed with a bit of Brick, minus the noir trappings. In many ways it's a basic "save the McGuffin" story. I wish I could give you more detail but if I did I'd wind up giving away the plot. It's a very flimsy story that doesn't go anywhere interesting. Also,
unlike Chicago Workings, The New Kid really does require the reader to own another book, World of Darkness: Innocents. Without it, The New Kid's new systems of Assets, Faults and Triggers aren't very usable. It SAYS that you can just skip these new rules but most gamers will resent the feeling that they're missing something. I, however, think that removing the mechanical crunch speeds up game play anyway, so maybe it's for the better.

Conclusion: Fail. Skip it.


RUINS OF UR
This one is dirty military story with tons of violence and blood to get the players interested. While it begins as a mystery, the plot soon changes tone as confusion turns to horror as the PC soldiers realize that they are WAY off the reservation.

For this one, you probably want to watch some movies to get you in the mood: Predator, Dog Soldiers (one of my favorites) and Aliens are all good choices. While built with WoD: Armory in mind, that book isn't needed to run this story. Also, the Vampire: Requiem core book is mentioned in the adventure, but, again, it isn't really needed.

Conclusion: Win. Lock and Load.


THE HARVESTERS
This one is truly creepy. The story takes place in an unnamed back road community. Out of the core WoD games, The Harvesters focuses on human evil. Although there is a bit of supernatural onus, most of the antagonists are human beings. I don't want to give TOO much away, since it's a mystery to the end, but know that no other products are needed to run this one, not even it's "patron" book, Midnight Roads.

Conclusion: Win. Good and creepy.


A NIGHT WITH JACK
As a free download, it isn't much. Not even a full story. Instead, A Night With Jack is just one scene involving a "random" monster, Spring Heeled Jack. If you want to inject a bit of surprise into a game that's going nowhere, A Night With Jack offers just that.

Conclusion: Tie. It's free. You get what you pay for.

Friday Video-A-Go-Go!



How to Survive a Long Weekend with Your Family Without Going to Jail, Killing Your Siblings, or Overdosing on Prescription Drugs

Well, it’s that time of year again, when you will be spending an amazing amount of time with the people you share DNA with and being forced into uncomfortably awkward situations where alcohol is your only available coping mechanism (personally, I like to pack a secret stash of Old Overholt Rye Whiskey and a pack of unfiltered cigarettes, just to increase my chances of death).

Having spent a vast majority of holidays trying to maneuver myself from the pervy hands of family friends who want me to call them “uncle,” or dodging my mother’s constant career observations like, “I Googled you and nothing came up. What exactly are you doing with your life, and don’t give me this ‘writer’ bullshit,” I have come up with a perfect five day plan to survive the get-together without completely losing your mind; in the spirit of Thanksgiving, I pass it along to you.


Here we go:

Wednesday: Leave at night, preferably around nine o’clock, so that you arrive at an hour where the only feasible thing to do is to go directly to bed. If anyone is up and feels like sharing, explain that while you would love to spend the next three hours discussing your shortcomings as a daughter, you are suffering from severe diarrhea. Remember: No one ever questions diarrhea. Before going to bed, down the maximum number of sleeping pills that won’t result in death, and then pass out in your clothing.

Thursday: Stay in bed for as long as possible. Don’t even get out of bed to urinate. The moment anyone hears the creaking floorboards they will be waiting to pounce. If you can, try to remain in the safety of your room until the turkey is done and/or the yelling begins. If you can no longer put off seeing your family, it is ideal to take a half a tablet of a sleeping pill, so that you feel like you are in a dream. This will help when your cousin starts telling everyone about how fat you used to be in Junior High, and how no one liked you.
If alcohol is available, now is the time to start drinking.

When it is time to sit down for the family meal, speak as little as possible. Head nods and the occasional hand gestures can keep your participation in family conversations at a minimum. If someone brings up the fact that you are unemployed and in your mid-thirties, or that you are in your mid-thirties and have no children, or that your beer gut is quickly becoming more of a beer meat-skirt since you are in your mid-thirties and no longer have the metabolism for such a lifestyle, it is perfectly acceptable to slice open your hand with a knife and excuse yourself to the bathroom to cry for about an hour. By the time you return, the L-tryptophan from the turkey should be working its magic, and people will be too sluggish to talk to you.

Spend the remaining hours of Thanksgiving on the couch drinking and staring blankly at the television, until your eyes glaze over and you pass out from alcohol poisoning.

Friday: I’m not going to lie to you; this is going to be a rough one. The day after Thanksgiving is always filled with the possibility of a major family blow-out, so get out of the house immediately. A good idea is to get up at four AM for the black Friday sales at various stores, followed by an enormous diner breakfast, then even more shopping at the Mall, and possibly even a double-feature at the nearest 20-screen movie complex. Even though the idea of being surrounded by an angry mob of holiday shoppers is akin to being eviscerated by elves, it is a lot more pleasant than having to face a hung-over mother who’s all out of cigarettes and has just remembered that she is bitterly disappointed in you.

Return home just as the leftovers are being thunked onto paper plates, and retreat to a dark corner somewhere where you can remain hidden for several hours. Keep up a constant vigil for intruders into your corner. It is imperative that no one finds you. If family members come looking for you, repeat this mantra: I am like a feral cat. No one can touch me. And simply flatten yourself against a wall and hide behind a piece of furniture. If you’re lucky they will give up looking for you and simply leave a piece of pumpkin pie out on the counter for you before they go to bed.

Saturday: You have one full day left and you can make it. Today you will have to stay with your family, so break out the sleeping pills (assuming you still have any left) or, better yet, steal some of your grandmother’s valium. Maintaining a nice buzz is the only way you will survive twelve-plus hours of solid family time.

A nice way to remain in your family’s line of site but still be mentally detached from them is to begin reading a humongous work of fiction. This gives the impression that you are relaxed and comfortable, but heavily involved with the literary world and not to be disturbed. For this course of action I suggest something from the Stephen King oeuvre. He never writes anything under six million words, and it takes two hands and some kind of prop just to hold up one of his books. Family members will be intimidated by the size of this tome and will back out of any room once they spy you reading it. I find that keeping a supply of King around you is just as important as a supply of Nyquil, Southern Comfort, and condoms. Look at it as part of your survival kit.

In the evening make your way into the kitchen for yet more turkey and the remaining yam goo from the casserole dish. At this point it will be virtually impossible for you to leave this final family moment unscathed. Allow your family members to belittle you and your life choices. Bathe in their vitriol. Remain calm and visualize your home - all safe and comfy - filled with comic books, porn, and other assorted ephemera collected from years of living happily on your own. When your family is finally sated, excuse yourself and go straight to your room to pack. Hum and joyfully dance. Fall asleep to the sound of the clock ticking down the hours to your departure.

Sunday: Get up before the rest of your family and go straight to your car. Throw in everything you brought with you, then back out of the driveway as silently as possible. Do not turn on your lights until you reach the end of the street. You want to make a clean get away. Drive home to a mix CD that you made to commemorate such wonderful moment of freedom. When you get home, turn your phone back on and return your mother’s 75 messages that all begin with, “How dare you…” Fall onto your couch and spend the remaining hours watching a Law & Order marathon.

So that’s it. I hope I have helped… and Happy Thanksgiving weekend.