Saturday, January 16, 2010

15th Annual Critic's Choice Movie Awards RANT -1/15/10

I watched the first 10 minutes of this shitty show and turned it off before the first award was given out.

8 of those minutes were taken up by Kristin Chenoweth's HORRIBLE opening number.

Thank god The Globes are on Sunday night. See you then!

6 comments:

Marigny said...

You did 5 minutes more than I could take...who are running these awards shows?

kenbo said...

- and ten minutes more than i could have contemplated watching knowing that Kristin Chenoweth was doing the opening number!

Jay Williams said...

Looks like you got someone's panties in a bunch on Facebook. As the president and founder, I'd like to take this time to welcome you to the FOG Hate Mail/Disatisfied Reader Club.

Ernest Hardy said...

If there were truly a divine higher power, we'd be allowed to run reviews like this (about movies, music, books, etc.) in magazines and newspapers. 'Cause sometimes there's nothing more to say. Hilarious...

shana said...

I was relyin gon you to give me the Cliff's Notes because my ass wasn't about to actually sit thru drunk celebs in fancy dresses! Damn you... UGH!

DJ Crystal Clear said...

Sorry Shana, but 5 minutes is all that I could take. Believe it or not, I caught one of the 500 re-runs yesterday, EXACTLY ONE MINUTED BEFORE I TURNED IT OFF ON FRIDAY!

I watched it for five more minutes and turned it off again. It turns out that my cat can join those "critics" so I'm never watching it again.

Please read my Golden Globe RANT, and you will be satisfied.