
Halle Berry and her hunk call it quits, Lance's 5th Baby, Xtina premiers her kinked up video and more with Gossip Geek!
Why can't anyone ever stay together?!!?!??! I seriously think that celebrity or mere mortal, it doesn't matter, staying with someone for the rest of your life is pretty darn near impossible.
The newest celebrity couple to hit the dust? Halle Berry and her hunky man Gabriel Aubry.
The reasons are all speculation, but sources say that the 9 year age difference was getting to Gabriel and that he was becoming attracted to other women and didn't want to cheat.
Well, if that is true, then that is honorable. But really, if you are boinking Halle Berry how could you want other women?
Her other ex, Eric Benet cheated on her, so apparently looks don't buy you love.
He is a smoking hot model, so the temptation to stray would probably always be there for him.
He is a smoking hot model, so the temptation to stray would probably always be there for him.
Halle and Sandra should form some sort of "hot girls over 40 that keep getting screwed over by men" club.
Looks like testicular cancer doesn't mean your baby making machine is broken!
Looks like testicular cancer doesn't mean your baby making machine is broken!
This is their 2nd, but his 5th kid.
His one last testicle is almost as tough as his legs must be during the Tour de France.
Xtina's new video has finally been released!
Just as everyone thought, it is indeed a rip off of Lady Gaga/Madonna.
Xtina's new video has finally been released!
Just as everyone thought, it is indeed a rip off of Lady Gaga/Madonna.
I admire her brazenness, but the main ideas in the video are a big "YAWN. Been there, done that."
Let's see, ideas stolen from Madonna:
1.) bondage
2.) blond Marilyn Monroe hair, long blond ponytail hair
3.) Doing scandalous things in a church
4.) latex catsuit
5.) lesbians
Ideas stolen from Gaga:
1.) Same sunglasses Gaga has worn in videos
2.) blond hair/wigs
3.) Fire. Things on fire, while a wild hair Xtina keeps singing
4.) Accessories that cover the entire face in a kinky bondage way
This will be sure to push buttons, but Xtina needs to get her own identity and ideas.
If you were dating Mickey Rourke, would you want to be seen with him? Well, I wouldn't date him in the first place.
Mickey and his Russian model girlfriend went out to dinner in Hollywood last night and upon exiting, the paparazzi descending. She immediately ducked out of the way while he signed autographs and answered questions.
She then ran completely out of the way so as to not be photographed.
It is rare that some fairly unknown model wouldn't want attention, so I am going with the thought that Mickey is the problem.
She then ran completely out of the way so as to not be photographed.
It is rare that some fairly unknown model wouldn't want attention, so I am going with the thought that Mickey is the problem.
But, if you aren't dating him for fame, then what are you dating him for?
Money?
There are richer celebs to target.
Everytime I see a picture of his grizzly, prune like hands I get the willies. I couldn't imagine them caressing me. *shiver*.
Everytime I see a picture of his grizzly, prune like hands I get the willies. I couldn't imagine them caressing me. *shiver*.
Have a great weekend!

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