You wanna go into space?
Okay, so while technically you, yourself, will not be embarking on a voyage to the outer realm, a picture of your ugly mug is more than welcome to hop on board one of the final two NASA space shuttle missions, where your photo will be launched into the cosmos for eternity.
So really people try to pick a better looking photo than this:
and definitely avoid choosing the standard MySpace/Facebook pose that is not sexy, even though you think it is
Remember, if there is intelligent life out there, the last thing we humans want to do is to greet them with photos of us looking like inbred, vacuous weasels.
To participate in the NASA Face in Space program click here and follow the directions on the site for uploading your picture.
As a special bonus for being such a self-centered ass-monkey that you believe you deserve to have your picture up in the heavens, you will also receive a flight certificate signed by the Master Commander of the shuttle your irritating mug launches on.
Makes you feel kinda of awesome right?
Live long and prosper.
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