Hello ladies, can I have a moment of your time?
As a member of the fairer sex, I feel that it is my duty to take back the vagina from all the ho-bags, the drunken sluts and the chicks who would buy something as stupid as eyelashes for the car.
Look, we don’t need to play dress up with our automobile, nor do we have to buy into all this ridiculous, sexist crap that says that in order to be attractive women we have to be the kind of person that would pay for CRYSTAL HEADLIGHT EYELINER for our freaking 1986 VW Rabbit.
We have a hard enough time rising above the Sookis and the Paris Hiltons, we don’t need another obstacle to overcome.
So please ladies, fight the urge to pay $25 for carlashes and maybe, we can finally stop the madness.