Friday, July 30, 2010

A Tribute to W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields was a true original.

His unique brand of humor owed as much to Mark Twain as it did to the vaudeville stage on which he perfected his art. Fields has been called the great American comedian, and I certainly wouldn’t disagree.

His humor is uniquely American in many ways, but it also had that timeless, universal appeal shared by the great clowns all over the world.

The Lincoln Center in New York City is currently hosting an excellent exhibit on the art of W.C. Fields, called “The Peregrinations and Pettifoggery of W. C. Fields”. It’s wonderful to see such a tribute to “The Great Man”. This exhibit does a wonderful job celebrating his art and humor, including some very rare home movies taken during live stage performances.

For those unfamiliar with Fields work, or only familiar with it through the many imitations and caricatures, they may be surprised to learn of the depth he brought to his screen persona.

Hardly just a comic “type”, Fields instead created deep and personal comic characters, rooted in his own experiences, and portrayed these characters in a series of brilliant films that reflect human foibles and frustrations as well as any work of art has ever accomplished.

In the process, he created some of the best comedies in the history of film.

Catching Up: Best of the Best

I'd never seen Best of the Best before this week.

Obviously that was my mistake, because the movie is a ninety-seven minute parade of badass.

Best of the Best is part of the wave of late '80s/early '90s American martial arts flicks that saw some initial success in theaters before spawning endless sequels and spinoffs straight to video. Like many of its contemporaries (Kickboxer, Only the Strong, Bloodsport), the film revolves around the competitive and transformative aspects of martial arts. In this case, it's about five men who aspire to join the U.S. National Karate Team (though really, it's taekwondo) and be the best they can be.

But really, it's mostly about asskickery.

Bad Robot to Produce Mechanical Marvel


J.J. Abrams' Bad Robot  production company has acquired the rights to Paul Guinan and Anina Bennett's storybook/graphic novel Boilerplate: History's Mechanical Marvel.

Holiday Road

I am writing this from the passenger seat of a car as we are barreling down the highway toward Ohio, in what is in the beginning stages of our annual summer road trip. One couple, one car, one ten-hour drive. What could go wrong?

The road trip is strictly an American thing, and, whether we mean for it to be or not, our need to get into a fully packed car of things and head out onto the open highway recalls our country’s very first road trip, the Westward Expansion, where thousands of families headed out into the unknown, their worldly possessions shoved into covered wagons (the family truckster of their time), and hoped that wherever they were headed was going to be a lot better than where they were from (which, is the point of any vacation).

And I’m pretty sure that it was also where the origin of the childhood whiny sentence, “Are we there yet?” originated.

But back to the road trip I’m on.

DINNER FOR SCHMUCKS (review)

Produced by Walter F. Parkes, Laurie MacDonald, Jay Roach
Written by David Guion and Michael Handelman
Based on Le Diner de Cons by Francis Veber
Directed by Jay Roach
Starring Steve Carell, Paul Rudd, Zach Galifianakis, Jemaine Clement,
Stephanie Szostak, Lucy Punch, Kristen Schaal, Jeff Dunham,
Bruce Greenwood, Ron Livingston,David Walliams


Thursday, July 29, 2010

ENTOURAGE ON LIFE SUPPORT

Secrets.

We all have them.

You. Me. Everyone.


Maybe you like to sneak 13 items into the 12 Items Or Less line at the grocery store.

Or perhaps you once killed a drifter.

My secret...I still watch Entourage.

Yes, it's true. Usually through my computer, but I'm still watching.

And for that, I feel lame.

It's That Old School Hop, With That New School Hip


How can you go wrong when you mash-up 1990s-era rap with Jim Henson puppeteer-ing and post the results on You Tube?  Oh that's right, you can't.

Get your Muppet Hip-Hop on after the jump...

Wherein I commune with the Universe via books for teenagers.

I have a fever.

The only prescription?

Yes, that's right - it's more cowbell.

Which is - obviously - not even a little bit true. I simply cannot resist that joke, and suspect I will go to my grave making that more cowbell joke long after it ceases to be funny (has that already happened? That would be sad news indeed.)

The ACTUAL only prescription for my fever (which is of a literary nature) is MORE BOOKS.

Specifically, more young adult novels!

Best Convention Swag... Ever!


By now you've read all of the news, seen all the photos, heard third... fourth... and fifth hand about that whole eye-stabbing thing -- but there seems to be one little bit of news that hasn't gotten nearly enough press -- and that's about the BEST PIECE OF FREE CONVENTION MEMORABILIA OF ALL TIME, and we can thank the marketing geniuses at Mattel for it.

See what I'm talking about after the jump...

PLEASE TAKE A LEFT ON LARA CROFT WAY and Then Get The Hell Out of My Face



A stretch of road in Derby, England is now open to motorists who fancy a spot of driving on a road named after a video game character.

While normally, this might seem odd for a city to do, Derby happens to be home to Core Design, the company that created the Tomb Raider series so it makes perfect sense.

Personally I am hoping that one day I'll be able to drive down Samus Ave. somewhere which would be great.

SECOND TEASER TRAILER FOR WISEAU'S The House That Drips Blood On Alex Is Even More Odd Than The First...And That's Saying Something.

Oh Hai guys, did I tell you about my new movie? It's about a leaky house and some guy named Alex.


I Love Tommy Wiseau. I love everything about him. His inexplicable reasons for not admitting that he's a foreigner. His total and complete belief that he is an amazing filmmaker even though all evidence points to the contrary. The way he decided to call his first film, The Room, a black comedy after audiences turned it into a Rocky Horror Picture Show experience even though it was made as a drama.

The man is the reason I love horrible movies. Period.

If you happened to miss my post about his latest movie click here.

Otherwise, enjoy the second teaser trailer after the break. I assure you, you won't be sorry.

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE DIRECTS A COMMERCIAL About Tequila, Cake and Oral Pleasures...Whatever He's Selling, I'm Buying


Using sex in commercials is no new thing and most of the time, it barely registers in my brain anymore when I see a half-nekkid chick trying to entice me to buy a Dyson vacuum, but you got to hand to Timerlake who's certainly doing his best to bring sexy back...to tequila (like it ever went away).

His directorial debut is for a tequila called 901 of which he is the owner and probably biggest supporter of. The style is odd and makes no sense but the lighting is good and there is some weirdly angular model disrobbing which should please the men-folk and then, suddenly, some guy drops to his knees and she sucks in a bunch of air.

As a drinker of all things alcoholic, I'll probably try 901 just to see if it tastes good and, more importantly, if it's powerful drug-like chemicals cause men to examine my lady parts about five seconds after taking a sip, as is implied in the commercial (which would make flirting a whole lot easier).

You can see the video after the break.

THE NERDIEST (YET SWEETEST WAY) To Ask Out A Complete Geek



Step 1: Get out your old Gameboy Color.

Step 2: Buy a copy of Pokemon.

Step 3: Name each character: Will, You, Go, Out, With and Me.

Step 4: Get a sappy card and write something that you would be embarrassed to say out loud in front of another human being.

Step 5: Leave gift for Geek.

Step 6: When they say yes (and they kinda have to otherwise they look like complete jackasses) begin the courtship.

THOR Comic Con Reel Revealed

Now I'm impressed. Watch it after the jump.

Thoughts?

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

It's DVD Day! CLASH OF THE TITANS, REPO MEN, IP MAN, OPERATION: ENDGAME, GI JOE: THE MOVIE, BATMAN: UNDER THE RED HOOD & More!

Sorry I'm a day late on this, but hang in there. Lots of stuff this week including some classic television, documentaries, animation and big movies.

Hey, Boo Boo...I Just Threw Up A Bit In My Mouth At The YOGI BEAR Trailer

I wish it looked this good.


SCOTT PILGRIM'S MIDNIGHT HOUR!


Unless you've been ignoring the internet for the past few months, you know that last week saw the release of Bryan Lee O'Malley's "Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour," the final volume in the titular slacker-hero's saga. More than 150 stores nationwide were selected to release the book at midnight on July 20.

One of those stores was Brave New Worlds, located in the Old City section of Philadelphia. Brave New Worlds eagerly embraced the opportunity, hosting its first "Geek Mixer" to debut the book in style. Guests enjoyed free food and drink and got to take home Scott Pilgrim posters and other swag. A lucky ten guests won passes to an advance screening of the upcoming adaptation, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

Scottoholics, cosplayers, and geeks of all stripes came out for this special night, and Forces of Geek got to witness the excitement firsthand! Check out our highlight reel after the jump!

Doctor Who: The Big Bang (Recap/Review)

"Amelia Pond. Like a name from a fairytale."

That was our first clue.

It seems obvious now, in hindsight, after all of the pieces have clicked into place. But when the season began, way back in "The Eleventh Hour," we were so occupied by the new Doctor, the mysterious cracks, and the promise that the Pandorica would open--that silence would fall. On one level, he was telling that story, a much tighter narrative than we'd ever had across a season. But on the other, he was telling a story about stories, and about their redemptive power. As the Doctor tells a sleeping Amelia Pond in this episode, "We're all stories in the end."

It's just that their story saved the universe.

ALIEN ABDUCTION INSURANCE: Even Stephen Hawking Thinks They're Coming So It's Best to Be Covered



Since 1987 The Saint Lawrence Agency out of Altamonte Springs, FL has been offering alien abduction insurance for those people who are either fearful of being taken by little green men or feel the need to insure their anal canals from invasive probing.

The policy costs $19.95 + a $3.00 same day shipping fee. All you have to do is fill out your and your beneficiaries name.

Here's an example:

This one time at Comicon...

"In individuals, insanity is rare; but in groups, parties, nations, and epochs it is the rule."
–Friedrich Nietzsche

To label Comicon a kind of organized insanity is like categorizing Mecca as a kind of holy place.

And of course, Comicon is all three: it is organized, it is insane, and it is a holy place for the devotees of pop-culture.

In such an environment, there are many great things to see and do, but the greatest thing I saw this year was this:

COFFEE TABLE/SHREDDER Now Makes it Easier To Destroy Gaming Cheat Sheets Before Anyone Knows How Much You Suck At Playing Bioshock 2



Design and function are important. So is the ability to get rid of any incriminating evidence while enjoying a Mountain Dew: Code Red during your leisure time. Which makes Pigeontail's Papercore coffee table so incredibly awesome.

You just slip the unwanted piece of paper (credit card statements, 2nd notice electric bills, DNA requests) into the slot and, using the hand crank on the side, tear it to shreds. The resulting paper slips are then deposited into the see through table creating an artistic balance between your irresponsibility in dealing with your past due notices and beauty that will make people think you appreciate design.

The price of the table is unknown (one of those "request price" deals) so you probably can't even afford it on your pathetic salary, but maybe you can finance it through a credit card (which you won't pay, thus giving you more paper to shred when the threatening letters start to come in the mail).

You can watch a video of the table in action after the break.

EPIC FANTASY ART THAT COMBINES CHEWBACCA, Nazis and Squirrels



There are no words to explain the magnitude of coolness that this picture evokes but I'll try through simple poetry:

It simply is,

The most f*cking,

Awesome,

Thing,

Ever.

iPAD OWNERS ARE SELFISH, POWER HUNGRY PRICKS BENT ON MAKING THE REST OF MANKIND FEEL LESS THAN HUMAN...But That's Just One Study's Opinion

If I hit this button will it automatically update my Facebook status?


A couple of days ago I wrote a post concerning the religious nature of Apple fans and now comes a new study by a company called MyType that decided to profile iPad users just to see what kind of people they really are.

And apparently they are selfish, unkind, white, wealthy, atheistic and, um...suffer from the sin of gluttony.

In the study, the iPad fans are known as The Selfish Elites while the iPad haters are known as the Independent Geeks or, if you'd like to break it down into pure Geek terminology (using Firefly as a reference point), if you like, use and/or covet the iPad then you are the Alliance and if you hate it with a passion then you are a Browncoat.

Easy enough to remember right?

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR SHARK-KNIFE! Which May Sound Like a Syfy Channel Original Film But It's Really Just a Knife


I don't know how practical this knife would be during a fight considering it would probably take five minutes to strap it on your arm, but it sure looks threatening enough to make a thug think twice before messing with you (that's of course assuming that they haven't already killed you while you are trying to put on the armband portion of your weapon).

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

YOGI BEAR Poster Destroys Another Fond Childhood Memory

We'll have our first look at the trailer tomorrow, but in the meantime, what are your thoughts of this abomination?

My biggest problem is the unnecessary casting of celebrities to recreate the voices of beloved characters. No one is seeing Yogi Bear because Aykroyd or Timberlake are voicing it.

Cleanse your palette with some classic Yogi after the jump.


Say It Like It Isn't All One Word: Sense. Of. Wonder!

So, who's ready to hear the latest diatribe on why science fiction is dead/irrelevant/sucky/doomed?

Well, here it is, courtesy of S.M.D. over at The World in the Satin Bag.

In this pronouncement, we are informed that the "sense of wonder," SF's emotional engine, has run out of steam, and that in this day and age, nothing is new, all had been done, and SF fans read the genre either out of habitual loyalty or "simply an interest in the furniture of the genre (spaceships, aliens, future technology, and so on)." So, SF fans either love their rut, or are literary magpies who like to collect shiny, useless trope-trinkets to line their nests.

The genre has nothing original left and only gives that moment of "a-ha!" to naive n00bs while weary oldsters shake their heads and mumble about the size and lustre of spaceships in their day. . . .

Clearly, someone is not reading the same books, nor observing the same genre, that I am!

THE SAMURAI UMBRELLA: Now Rain Has No Chance to Survive Your Killer Skillz



If you've ever wanted to kick rain's ass then look no further than Neatorama's Samurai Umbrella (now available in a mini size) to get the job done properly.



With it's sword like handle and push button opening, weather issues can be cut down in mere seconds, giving you ample time to protect your ninja fashions before getting soaked by a dishonorable down pour.

But don't take my word for it, listen to the ninja on the commercial after the break who will explain it all to you while showing off some seriously hilarious moves:

WHAT TO GET THAT PERSON WHO HAS EVERYTHING...A Chimera Fetus

They're so cute when they're sleeping...or dead.


You gotta hand it to the Internet for making bizarro art available to the masses and this one takes the cake.

For the price of $70 you can purchase one hand sculpted chimera fetus lovingly protected in a fancy wood box with a seal on it to make it look that much more appetizing to the gift-recipient.

Nothing says, "I've given this a lot of thought" more than a wood box with a fetus in it.


IN DEFENSE OF
Abbott & Costello Go to Mars (1953)

THE ACCUSATION: Not really.

THE DEFENSE: Does that matter?

The comedy team of Bud Abbott and Lou Costello made over 30 feature films together, only increasing their popularity from radio, vaudeville and television. But it's the 1948 Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein that gets the highest acclaim, and is often sighted as a break-through classic for Horror in that it successfully blurred the line between the genre and Comedy.

WITNESS THE PURE HILARITY OF TOMMY WISEAU'S NEWEST ENDEAVOUR: The House That Drips Blood on Alex (and yes, that really is the title of the movie)

That glint in his eye is your soul dying after watching one of his movies


If you are not familiar with writer, director, producer, actor, Tommy Wiseau I suggest you immediately log onto Amazon.com and order yourself his film The Room right now, because you have never experienced a movie this incredibly bad in your entire life. Seriously, never.

And speaking of horrible films, if the trailer for his next short, on-line film, The House That Drips Blood on Alex is as deliciously terrible as it looks, than I am gonna be the first one in line to download that muthaf*cker as soon as it's available.

HEY YOU GUYS!!!! The Goonies 25th Anniversary Box is Gonna Be Chunk-tastic

This is almost as good as finding One-Eye Willie's gold


If you were alive and kicking it in 1985 (and, presumably, around eleven years old, living near the Oregon coast) the concept of kids your age on an adventure to save their year-round beach homes from asshole developers was particularly enthralling, (especially since real-life asshole developers were moving into beach communities at the time trying to buy up properties and turn them into McCondos) as well as perfect fantasy fodder for any pre-teen who secretly had a pirate fetish and/or a developing crush on Josh Brolin, Sean Astin or Corey Feldman (of course, some of us did have a little hankering for Chunk, but we'd be damned to admit it outloud).

Sony PIIQ Headphones Mix Design and Technology (review/contest)

Sony has recently launched their newest line of headphones, under the Piiq (pronounced "peak") banner.

Combining Sony-quality product, while embracing a more modern, hip design and an affordable price makes this line a must have.

The designs include Marqii (DJ quality headphone), Giiq (which feature flexible earcups), Triqii (intended to meet the demands of heavy users), Qlasp (Buds designed to stay in your ear by clipping onto your lobe), and Exhale (standard earbuds).

I had the opportunity to try a pair of their Triqii headphones which are really fantastic.

Monday, July 26, 2010

SUCKER PUNCH Trailer: Girls, Guns, and Gugino!

Among the first looks at Comic-Con was the trailer to Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch.

What's Sucker Punch?

Good question as it's getting harder and harder to find big movies that aren't based on an established property.

SIRIUS RADIO: SATELLITE OF LOVE

I finally had the chance to dive into Sirius Satellite Radio this year after my girlfriend gave me one of their personal players as a birthday present.

Little did I realize just how much I would love Sirius.

I know, this thing has been around for years now, but really, I haven't seen much written about it that pinpointed my listening tastes, so it has been on my wishlist for some time.



Comic-KAAAAAAHN!!!

I've had to miss Comic-Con for a few years now.

For various reasons. This year I finally, FINALLY got to go.

Going to Comic-Con is like finding out you're adopted and then meeting your real family - and you know you're connected to them, but you may not like them very much.

It was eerily comfortable to be among hundreds of thousands of total geekbags.

Even my usual low-level crowd anxiety subsided when I realized I was among my people.



DC Animated To Adapt ALL-STAR SUPERMAN, BATMAN: YEAR ONE!!!

All-Star Superman, one of the best stories ever told of the Man of Steel is coming to animation, courtesy of DC Animation.

Many Heroes, Many Missions

To better understand what it is, exactly, that Real Life Superheroes do, we should look at the two extremes of the concept.

“Crimefighters” are the guys (and girls) who go out and actively fight crime.

Some of them embrace the term “vigilante.”

They not only go out and patrol looking for crime- they sometimes invite it to come to them with “bait patrols.” Bait patrols use an unlocked car or even human bait. The bait is made to look like a vulnerable target while crimefighting colleagues lurk unseen nearby. There’s an old saying- if you don’t find trouble, it’ll find you.

IS APPLE THE SECOND COMING? Why Apple-ites Are the New Religious Fanatics



Just when you thought that Antennagate might finally cripple the all-consuming love affair that Apple had with their devotees, comes the placation of their disappointment by the shipping out of free cases to help end the problem of bad reception (...I mean it's your fault anyway, you just don't know how to hold the phone).

And now, all is almost well again with the flock, just as it should be.

But should a company that creates a bad product be able to walk away from an issue like this unscathed?

In an interesting article out by The Atlantic, the near-orgasmic fervor caused by the announcement of anything Apple related is similar to the feelings experienced by the extremely religious.

Joshua Jackson Hosts PACEY-CON!

Capeside's other favorite son, Pacey Whitter aka Joshua Jackson held his own special event this past weekend in San Diego, adjacent to Comic-Con.

Pacey-Con!

THE SILENT HILL NURSES BUSTS OUT THEIR GROOVE THANG...Which Is a Bit More Off-Putting Than You Might Think

Do You Want to Dance?


I have seen Silent Hill about ten times now and not because it's a particularly good film either. For some reason, the movie has become one of those weird psychological blankets that I wrap around me when I want to watch something but aren't in the mood to fully commit to anything in depth. It's like popcorn that way, easy and non-filling.

But I must add that every time the nurses come on-screen, I pay attention because it is simply one of the most scary scenes I have witnessed (It must be a Nurse Ratchet thing) and yes, sometimes I do think they are going to break into the Thriller dance, but mostly I am creeped out by their pop-n-lock like dance moves which might result in deep life-ending knife wounds rather than say, The Robot.

Which is why I was both thrilled, and a bit frightened, when Destructoid posted the following Silent Hill dance troop video (which you can watch after the break):

The Death Of The Fanboy

Why do I still buy comics?

I ask myself that every time I visit my local comic store in NYC.

To be honest at this point I can barely count myself as a comic fan.

I used to spend 60 dollars a week on comic books, I would constantly read comic news and post on forums.

So what happened?
There are a number of factors that broke my fanboy spirit.

THE COLONY Might Be A Bit Too Real

The Colony premieres on Tuesday, July 27, 2010 at 10pm ET/PT and features a group of seven non-actor volunteers participating in an immersive social experiment, exploring what life might be like after a global viral catastrophe.

GREETINGS! WE COME IN PEACE: Mozilla's Easter Egg Hints At A Robot Uprising

No, seriously, everything is gonna be okay...trust us.


If you happen to be a Mozilla user and are concerned with robots taking over the world and forcing you into a labor camp where you will have to eat iron rich foods so that your metal overlords can siphon off your blood to be used as some kind of battery, then you might want to take a look at Mozilla's Easter Egg (of course, this fear could just be mine and, if so, I should perhaps seek professional mental help immediately).

Just type in about: robots in the address bar and you will receive a special message from a robot which looks like this:

CONTEST!!! Win a WHITE COLLAR Gift Bag!

USA Network kicks off your Tuesday evening with the best looking night on television! Watch the return of White Collar at 9pm. One of the fall season’s most critically acclaimed dramas, stars Matt Bomer , Tim DeKay, Tiffani Thiessen, Willie Garson, Sharif Atkins and Marsha Thomason. Visit the official White Collar website for games, photos and weekly prizes. Visit USA Network’s Character Arcade to play games, challenge friends and for more chances to win prizes!

To celebrate the second season, we're giving away a White Collar Gift Bag.