Grandmothers are wonderful creations to children. For one, they love you for being a complete shit to your parents, two, they have no qualms about filling your belly with sugar before bed and three, their medicine cabinet always holds the best stash for a night-on-the-town.
God I miss grandma.
Anyway, the following clip features a grandmother all hopped up on love for her grandkid and about to read her little angel a bedtime-story that she isn't all that familiar with.
But does she stop once she realizes the soon-to-be-classic picture book is filled with obscenities? Absolutely not. She carries on reading to her precious grandchild because that's what Grandma does...finishes something muthaf*cker.
Which reminds me of the time Grandma and I sat at the kitchen table reading Thomas Harris' book Hannibal together and when we got to the part where Lecter starts slicing off an FBI man's brain she looked at me and said, "Are you hungry? 'Cause I'm hungry".
Video after the break.