Monday, February 28, 2011

Attention BOSTON Geeks! We're Giving Away Tickets to PAUL Starring Simon Pegg and Nick Frost!!!


It's a geek must-see with a ridiculously awesome cast!
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost (Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead) reunite for the comedy adventure Paul as two sci-fi geeks whose pilgrimage takes them to America’s UFO heartland.  While there, they accidentally meet an alien who brings them on an insane road trip that alters their universe forever.

For the past 60 years, an alien named Paul (voiced by Seth Rogen) has been hanging out at a top-secret military base.  For reasons unknown, the space-traveling smart ass decides to escape the compound and hop on the first vehicle out of town—a rented RV containing Earthlings Graeme Willy (Pegg) and Clive Collings (Frost). 

Chased by federal agents and the fanatical father of a young woman that they accidentally kidnap, Graeme and Clive hatch a fumbling escape plan to return Paul to his mother ship.  And as two nerds struggle to help, one little green man might just take his fellow outcasts from misfits to intergalactic heroes.

Paul is directed by Superbad’s Greg Mottola, from a story by Pegg & Frost.  Joining the comedy’s cast are Jason Bateman, Kristen Wiig, Bill Hader, Blythe Danner, Joe Lo Truglio, John Carroll Lynch, David Koechner and Sigourney Weaver.
 And we're giving away tickets to a Boston screening at 7PM on March 15!


83rd Annual Academy Awards RANT

Okay, it’s 2:00 and E! has begun their “Countdown to the Red Carpet” that ends at 6:00 REALLY? TWO IN THE AFTERNOON? What in the world are they gonna talk about for FOUR HOURS! And then at 6 they will go LIVE FROM THE RED CARPET for TWO MORE HOURS after that. The dang ceremony doesn’t start until 8:30.

I’ve told people about this, and they don’t believe me. But it is true.

Anyway, for the past 20 minutes, the “hosts”
  1. Ross, the cutie-pie gay guy that you might remember from when he was “Ross The Intern” on The Tonight Show, or when he was on VH1’s Celebrity Boot Camp weight loss show.)
  2. A bald Black gay guy who I recognize from lots of other shows like What Not To Wear. I think his name is Marcellas Reynolds.
  3. Some dingbatty blonde girl who I’ve seen before, and I recognize her annoying voice.
  4. A skinny guy who is ALREADY ON THE RED CARPET!
  5. And lastly, a super skinny brunette with oddly shaped boobs.
**I looked on E!’s website to look for the names of these people, but amazingly enough, the show isn’t even listed on the website!

So, these people are in a huge gold studio filled with flowers, monitors, and an audience! Really, they got people to dress in gowns and tuxedos to sit in a studio for four hours at 11 in the morning. Yea, that’s Hollywood!

AND HERE IS WHAT THEY TALKED ABOUT BEFORE I TURNED IT OFF;


CAN I HAZ SARAH CONNOR? DARPA Creates a Robot Cat and Headless Terminator Master To Help Spur On Some Tasty Nightmare Fuel



Once again, the freaks of DARPA are in the process of making everybody in the universe shudder, by creating a large cheetah robot that will (according to them)  "...gallop(ing) to the rescue and build(ing) a brave new future in the fields of emergency response, firefighting, advanced agriculture and vehicular travel.”

Or it will become sentient, attack the human race and devour us all...one by one.

And even scarier than the robotic cheetah?

Take a gander at it's headless master that would make Arnold Schwarzenegger proud:

Going off the Map: Lost Lands of Giants and Mystery

Fictional countries are tough to pull off, especially these days, when the entire world is mapped and surveilled from above by government satellites and Google Earth.

In ancient times and until fairly recently, it was simple to imagine sailing a ship just over the horizon, and discovering some heretofore undiscovered land, populated by all manner of strange and exotic creatures, and humans given to strange customs.

Even in the modern era, at the height of the Cold War with the USSR, it was possible to imagine a deserted island three hours distant from Hawaii, where Gilligan and his passengers could be lost forever. When the producers of Lost needed an island they made theirs mystically able to avoid detection and move about at will, because it strained credulity to imagine an island that just sat there would not eventually be found.

Stan Lee introduced the country of Latveria in the Fantastic Four in 1962, also during the cold war. This country, ruled by the evil Dr. Doom, was eventually located somewhere in the Eastern Bloc, countries controlled by the USSR, but Doom's Latveria was able to repel the Soviet forces through his use of super science and sorcery. This made Latveria one small country, free of Soviet rule, but not free in any real sense, since Doom was a dictator.

AN INTERPRETATION OF THE BEST PICTURE NOMINATIONS AS SEEN BY MARVEL SUPERHEROES



After sitting through hours of television banality as actors thanked people in incoherent sentences while grasping heavy gold statues, I have become a mentally wasted woman (although I will admit to enjoying Colin Firth's acceptance speech).

My eyesight is blurry, my head is pounding and I am left feeling like my soul was raped.

To counteract this depleted human feeling I am suffering from, I turn to Marvel's parody of the Oscars for a little shot of joy that will hopefully make everything better.

Because I'm pretty sure that Hulk's take on Black Swan deserves it's own reward.

Video after the break.

Friday, February 25, 2011

The Cape: The Lich, Part Two

I'm going to miss The Cape, I really will.

Part two of "The Lich" was a satisfying outing for me. If it wasn't the best payoff to the story of Conrad Chandler--aka the Lich--then it at least moved the subplots along significantly. It's another example of how the show is able to use its resources to their most entertaining effect.

The Cinema of Ed Wood


Of the directors who worked on the fringes of Hollywood, no one was farther removed from the center of Tinseltown than Edward D. Wood Jr.

Ed Wood made his films when and where he could, raising financing himself, renting small sound stages to construct his fantasy worlds, and working with Hollywood talent whose best days were largely behind them.

Critics have tended to either dismiss Wood as an over-earnest failure, or have embraced his films for their “camp” aesthetic. I tend to fall somewhere more in-between these two assessments of Wood’s films. It’s too easy to laugh along at them, as if they were simply made to poke fun at themselves. There’s a seriousness to both his themes and his ambitions (no matter how short he may have fallen from achieving them) that is impossible to deny.

The films of Ed Wood can be said to push the limits of the “auteur theory” to their breaking point. Yes, his films are distinctly his, but does that justify further study?

FIND YOURSELF ENCHANTED BY THE LORD OF THE RINGS Techno Music

Why can't he love me?


My brilliant, geeky hubby is spending the next week far from me in California at a Gaming conference which means I can take part in an epic Nerdathon by watching the LOTR Director's cut trilogy (including all the extras) and not washing myself for days at a time.

Ahhh...such sweetness.

And to get me in the mood for such an event, I am putting the following video on a loop so that I can enter into the perfect mindset for Hobbits, Elves, and, of course, Aragon.

It's a perfect companion to a whole lot of movie.

Video after the break.

MIKE TYSON AND LEONARD MALTIN Talk Oscars



In this Funny or Die video, movie critic Leonard Maltin sits down with Mike Tyson to discuss this year's Oscars and comes away with fear and an appreciation for Tyson's ability to not know what is going on.

Oh and there's a hilarious clip of something called The Pigeon Whisperer which I can only wish was an actual movie.

Video after the break.

HALL PASS (REVIEW)

 Directed by the Farrelly Brothers
 Written by the Farrelly Brothers and Kevin Barnett
Starring: Owen Wilson, Jason Sudeikis, Jenna Fischer, Christina Applegate,
Nicky Whelan, Richard Jenkins, and Stephen Merchant

THIS LADY REALLY WANTS HER PACKAGE DELIVERED


Okay, so the following video is weird and awkward and the title of it is simply Pink Armadillo Attack!

I'm not sure what show it originates from but I do know that it appeals to me on some base level and I kinda love it in a way that makes me question my mental health.

And, if the girl in it is supposed to be an armadillo, I have no idea what the costume department's point of reference was since she looks like phlegm.

Video after the break.

I MISS DRY HUMPING

Okay, perhaps that wasn’t the most elegant opening to a column ever but dammit, it’s true. I miss that engrossing display of teenage hormones that one experienced before the invention of MTV’s Teen Mom, Gossip Girl, and that Secret Life of the American Teen on ABC Family that seems more like a primer on acquiring an STD than what teenagers actually experience in the real world.

I miss what is essentially frustrating foreplay that ended in supreme genital tactile dysfunction (or horniness, if you want to be blunt) and I especially miss that amazing feeling of euphoria that you got when you thought you were doing something “naughty”.

With being an adult, the societal concerns of morality no longer apply and therefore you can go off to Naked World without a care in the world and participate in the physical expression of lust that would make Zeus blush and no one will give a shit.

But where is the excitement in that?

Thursday, February 24, 2011

And the Printzy goes to...

Ah, award season. How I love thee.

For most of us, that phrase - award season - conjures images of red carpet glamour, of overlong speeches getting cut off by music, of the ubiquitous predictions and speculation sucking away all of the surprise on award's night, of Joan Rivers passing judgment on the fashion sense of starlets.

And while, yes, I watched the Fashion Police on E! the day after the Grammy's and I'll be right there on my Mom's couch this coming Sunday at our annual Oscar party, I'd like to take the time to acknowledge a different kind of award season that I love, regardless of its lack of red carpet.

I refer to the annual announcement of the American Library Association's literary awards and "best of" lists for childrens' and young adult fiction!

CAGMRC?: What's the story with Morning Glories?

Morning Glories: Volume One
Written by Nick Spencer
Art by Joe Eisma
Image
$19.99 (softcover)



It's almost impossible to not notice the emphasis on strong female characters inside the pages of Morning Glories. Published by Image Comics, the series sports five main anti-Penelopes compared to the three endlessly distracted male characters. A little over a decade ago, such overwhelming odds in the ♀ category would've almost guaranteed a story overrun with ill-tempered T 'n' A. Fortunately, for discerning nuevo nerds, writer Nick Spencer and artist Joe Eisma have opted to make an expressive teeny adventure that is only top heavy when it comes to pop reverence and personality.  

HOW I IMAGINE ANIMALS TO BEHAVE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING



I have this weird fixation for BBC nature shows and so, naturally, when I find a video like this I will spend several hours watching it again and again in a trance-like manner until my eyeballs dry out and I dry heave from pure joy.

I don't know what's wrong with me, but dammit! this is just about the most brilliant thing I have ever seen.

And the fact that all the animals have British accents makes it that much more hilarious.

What can I say? I am an Anglophile with animalistic desires.

Video after the break

WHAT WOULD BATMAN DO...To Switch On A Desk Lamp? Why, Build Himself A Bust With A Hidden Switch Inside To Do Just That.



I think it's important to occasionally have items in your home that are not practical. Case in point: creating a switch for a desk lamp hidden inside a bust of Beethoven instead of on the wall where you can easily find it.

I mean, it's cool, Batman had one, and it makes you look all Rico Suave during those intimate times when you tip back the maestro's head and switch off your Yoda lamp right before you disappoint your loved one sexually.



After the break is a short video as well as a link to the tutorial on how to build the whole head/switch thing.

If it works out for you, just think how awesome it would be to encase all your light switches in various garden sculptures.

Dwayne McDuffie, You Will Always Rock! Remembering a Man Who Was Ahead Of His Time


When I was 15 years old I came to an important realization that changed my outlook on my comic book passions, I was not represented in comics.

As a Latino, the only Hispanic superheroes I saw on the comic rack were a joke. Some were racist stereotypes of Latinos living in ghettos screaming “Madre de dios!” every chance they got. It was disheartening to see my culture being ridiculed.

I could always count on seeing minority superheroes be killed off, de-powered or just forgotten. But that all changed the summer of 1993 when I entered my local comic shop and saw something on the rack that I had never seen before. Black and Latino superheroes! They stood out from the typical Caucasian male fantasies. The characters where interesting and not two dimensional racist cut outs, Latina women were strong, smart and actually kicked ass and, most importantly, Latinos actually spoke real Spanish!

The stories involved elements I had never seen before in comics; pre-marital sex, homosexuality, gang violence, cultural misunderstandings, the cracks in our legal and political system, racial profiling, I could go on and on.

PREDATOR: THE MUSICAL...So Much Better Than That Crap Show Glee


"...did I ever tell you, your my hero?"


I am not a fan of musicals. Every time I am forced to sit through one I have an overwhelming urge to leave the moment the music starts up and the characters are filled with song.

It just doesn't seem right somehow, this need to belt out a tune when, in fact, merely talking about your feelings would be the best course of action.

But, I think I might change my mind after viewing this video of Predator being set to music. It's like a musical with lots and lots of blood and violence...the only kind of musical I could probably sit through sober.

Well that and the fact that it is only three minutes and thirty-two seconds long.

Video after the break.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

WHAT’S A MORTAL TO DO – MARVEL’S DEMI-GOD IS ALL MAN NOW – HIPSTERS BEWARE!


Greg Pak and Fred Van Lente have stripped Hercules of his godhood and have him keeping the mean streets of Brooklyn safe in their new series, Herc, scheduled to come out in April. Pak and Van Lente will be joining artist Neil Edwards for this new “Urban Conan” (Van Lente’s description, not mine) take on Hercules and promise to maintain the same level of “violence, jokes, and sex” that readers of their previous series, The Incredible Hercules , expect.

While Herc is mortal now (“If you punch him, he’ll bruise. If you cut him, he’ll bleed”, says Pak), he is by no means defenseless. In this series, not only will Herc have his seven feet of beefcake at his disposal (hmmm, that sounds wrong), but also an array of powerful weapons from Greek Mythology to help him clean up the mean streets of Brooklyn. Pak says, “He’s got the shield of Perseus, that actually has the face of Medusa on it along with some other magical abilities.” Van Lente adds, “He’s got the molecule-cutting sword of Peleus and the invisibility-granting helm of Hades.” This should provide Herc with more than enough firepower to tackle the wild street artists and Pabst-swilling Hipsters causing all sorts of mischief in Brooklyn.

But obnoixious poseurs are not all that Herc most confront. Van Lente adds, “Those streets are being menaced by the Warhawks. They’re old enemies from Herc’s Avengers days. They’re the worshipers of Herc’s brother Ares, and one of their aims appears to be the resurrection of the war god. Herc has to do something about them since he’d like to keep Ares in Hades if at all possible.”



EAR TO THE GROUND – VAN GOGH COMIC AVAILABLE SOON – FOR THE KIDS!


The real Sunflower Superman has finally made it to comics! With the blessings of the Van Gogh Museum in Amsterdam, Marc Verhaegen has completed his 48 page graphic novel called, Vincent Van Gogh: An Artists Struggle. The book is to be published by the EurEducation Foundation in both Dutch and English and is scheduled for release March 3rd.



The story seems to follow Vincent’s life and journey to become an artist as he struggles with his creativity, his family, and his madness. Jan Kragt, spokesperson for the EurEducation Foundation, says, “He (Van Gogh) worked in the face of oppression and finally achieved his goal by dint of hard work. That's a lesson we'd like to pass on to young people. He experienced everything an artist can experience." Van Gogh – a true role model of self-determination – for the kids today!

After the break is a motion graphics trailer for the graphic novel.

BAND CAMP WILL NEVER BE THE SAME: Toyota Creates Articulated Robot Musicians To Take Away the Only Happiness That Fat Junior High School Kids Can Feel



As one of those fat junior high school band kids who played the flute badly and was relegated to last chair, I take offense at soulless creatures encroaching on the only outlet that unpopular nerds like myself, could count on to remain somewhat human.

And yes, for one summer I did attend band camp where I lost my kissing virginity to some acne-scarred youngster who could play The Entertainer on piano like an angel.

So, when the Japanese start making robots who can play classical music in a quartet, I get a bit pissed off.

But luckily, that feeling passes when I lie down on my couch and remember that I have sex on a regular basis and no longer play the flute.

Thank God for short flashbacks.

Anyway, video of the 'bots playing music after the break.

SETTING AS CHARACTER – BATMAN: GATES OF GOTHAM


In your high school English classes, I’m sure you had to explore the significance of literary devices such as character, plot, theme, and setting in the novels and short stories you were assigned to read. An exploration of the use of these devices all contribute to a better understanding of the author’s intent, as well as making for a more full and enjoyable reading of the text. Setting, in particular, is a great device for creating the mood of the piece. Think of Dracula’s castle in the Carpathian Mountains, or the Black Gates of Mordor, and you’ll get what I mean. Sometimes a setting is so integral to the plot of a story, that it almost becomes a character itself.

For Batman, Gotham City has always been a powerful setting, echoing the Dark Knight’s psyche and providing the background for his darkest adventures. Starting in May, DC is releasing a new six-issue mini-series titled Batman: Gates of Gotham, co-written by Scott Snyder and Kyle Higgins with artwork by Trevor McCarthy. The story revolves around a case Dick Grayson is investigating that requires him to look into the history of Gotham and its founding families.

Sick Day

"All countries should immediately now activate their pandemic preparedness plans. Countries should remain on high alert for unusual outbreaks of influenza-illness and severe pneumonia." –Margaret Chan, director-general of the World Health Organization

While much of America was out reaping the benefits of President's Day sales on new cars, electronics, winter and sports apparel and home improvement goods, I was celebrating a biennial of my own: the flu.

Tuesday, February 22, 2011

My Crappy Week: DWAYNE McDUFFIE Passes Away

I've been off the grid a bit as my father passed away yesterday, but I just saw this and had to pipe in.

Word on the internet is that writer Dwayne McDuffie suddenly passed away with little details at this time.


When is Shock Schlock?

The re-release of William Lustig’s “Maniac’’ (1980), the notorious film in which a serial killer scalps women, is a chance to reevaluate shock value, or the value of shock, or schlock.

In 1972, the film “Pink Flamingos” depicted a gross-out scene that’s since been hard to top: Drag queen Divine is shown consuming very fresh, and genuine, dog poop.

Released that same year and disturbing for other reasons was “Deliverance.” I recall watching an edited TV version at around age 10 (why my Mom allowed this, I’ll never know) and understanding instinctually if not precisely that something very bad had gone down on this Cahulawassee River canoe trip.

TONIGHT I'M FRAKKING YOU!...This Is Just Like A Dream I Had After Taking Copious Amounts of Cherry NyQuil




Okay, so this music video has almost every geek reference and visual that you can possibly shove into a three minute and two second song and contains just about every Con fantasy that a greasy-haired fourteen-year-old boy could ever want to spank the monkey to (including Alessandra Torressani from Caprica donning the slave Leia costume).

I don't know what more you could want out of life.

Except maybe a slash-fic video inclusion of Kirk and Spock making out.

But maybe that's just me.

Video after the break

HOW TO PLAY MARIO KART IN THE REAL WORLD


The following video shows what playing Mario Kart in our everyday lives would look like (and basically, it seems to involve getting away from various security personnel and stealing bananas from grocery stores).

Now, if you are influenced by the video and feel the need to build your own kart and drive it around town, by all means, send me a video of it and I will post it here.

I am nothing if not a fan of infusing the soul-sucking world with a little Mario every now and then.

Video after the break

Growing Up?--Doah That!

One of the joys of parenthood is the whole learning experience. You find out a lot about yourself when you become a parent and some of things you see yourself do or hear yourself say are things you never, ever expected in a million years.

But it’s not just the experience of parenthood in and of itself that you learn from. Sometimes the child teaches you more than just tolerance for temper tantrums and adjusting to an entirely new lifestyle.

Yeah, this part of parenthood? Not so fun...


WORD TO THE WISE: If You Must Eat Popcorn At the Movies, Do It As Quietly As Possible Or You Might Be Gunned Down



During a Black Swan screening in Latvia, a 27-year-old man decided that the smacking sound of an audience member chowing down on popcorn next to him was ruining his masturbatory fantasy of Natalie Portman, so he took out a gun and shot the glutton to death.

Yes, to death.

And it was during the opening credits to say the least! (and not the girl-on-girl scene which proves how intent the popcorn-hater was to really get into the movie).

Which begs the question:

Now that gunning down noisy eaters at the cinema has been established, is it finally okay for me to shoot the avid texter in the groin the next time I pay $12 to see a movie and am distracted by the glowing screen of an iPhone?

Monday, February 21, 2011

Apple’s plan for world domination

While Steve Jobs may be out of commission -- perhaps permanently -- Apple is quickly moving for domination in home computing and home media. They’re moving so fast that no one is going to notice their coup until it’s over.

Our Apple overlords have already achieved hegemony in the music industry. iPod sales in the United States account for 90% of hard drive-based players and 70% of all players. The iTunes store is the number-one music vendor in the United States and over 10 billion songs have been downloaded. While it took Apple the better part of a decade to reach this milestone, thanks to the iPad they’ll tighten their grip on all other forms of media in far less time.

The iPad has been out less than a year and it’s already hugely successful. Its first full year of sales will result in $15 to $20 billion in revenue – if the iPad were a standalone company it would rank in the top third of the Fortune 500. The iPad seems destine to replicate the iPod’s dominance in the tablet field.

The competition so far has come up short. The base price of Motorola’s tablet, the XOOM, starts at $600 -- on hundred dollars more than the base iPad. Samsung Galaxy’s typically costs $100 more than the base iPad, and you have to buy into a contract with a wireless service provider. With the iPad 2 due out soon, it’s likely going to be more advanced than most of the competition and continue to be cheaper. My prediction: iPad 2 sales will be so huge that Apple will achieve supremacy of the tablet market in a year or so. And this is where world domination comes in.

It seems likely that for many people a tablet computer will replace their home computer. The core uses of a personal computer for the average consumer are: accessing the internet, sending e-mail, gaming, watching movies, and uploading digital pictures -- all things you can do with a tablet. And a tablet is more portable and more fun to use. When I think of my own computer habits, because I can do so much on my iPhone, I’ll go days without using my home computer. In fact, I’ve heard of businesses that are now considering ditching employees’ blackberries and laptops, and giving them an iPad instead.

So now imagine we’re two years in the future and many of us are replacing our home computers (and even business computers) with iPads. You should be worried because Apple wants to control all the software on the iPad.

Apple has recently been irked that companies are using its app store and platform to make money without paying tribute. For instance, you don’t need a Kindle to buy Kindle books from Amazon. Until recently, you could download the Kindle app from Apple’s app store, and through the app, buy Kindle books. You would then view the Kindle books on your iPad.

Apple threatened to shut this whole operation down, but now they’re allowing it to occur as long as they get a 30 percent cut of sales that pass through apps sold from its store, as well as ownership of any data that may come from the sale, such as name and e-mail address. This does not apply to just single purchases -- if you buy a subscription to a magazine, Apple takes a 30 percent cut of the subscription.

Apple knows that an increasing amount of media is going to be developed for the iPad in the future -- movies, games, magazines, books, etc. -- and they are positioning themselves to have a finger in everyone’s pies.

Now to be clear, if the sale of media was made outside of the app downloaded from the app store, then the 30 percent tariff does not apply. So Netflix does not have to pay because subscriptions are sold through its website. But given Netflix’s ambition to control home video through its streaming service, I’m sure it is only a matter of time until Apple demands tribute from them.

If you think I’m being an alarmist, federal antitrust regulators are already looking into this.

It’s pretty amazing that a company which was on its deathbed a decade ago, could now be on the brink of taking control of not only of the home computing hardware market, but also the software for it. Even Microsoft never tried to achieve this kind of vertical integration -- they just wanted us all to use Internet Explorer.

I hate to say it, but I’ll probably buy an iPad 2 -- only because the competition is so awful.

Essential Browser Extensions


The internet has evolved into a smooth data consumption experience over the years, but in many ways, it’s still a chaotic digital frontier. I’ve found that web browser extensions have become essential.



Undiscovered Worlds: The Search Beyond Our Sun (review)




Produced by the staff of the Charles Hayden Planetarium at the Museum of Science, Boston

Narrated by Debra Wise, Lisa Kaltenegger, David Charbonneau

Running time: 30 minutes

Rated: Unrated [harmless except feeling of existential worthlessness]

THE BEST BREAKDOWN OF DOCTOR WHO AS IMAGINED BY SOMEONE WHO HAS NEVER SEEN AN EPISODE.



I like Doctor Who, I do, but I am not a brit-fanatic about it (now, if we are talking about Red Dwarf, then that's a whole 'nother thing) but it can get kinda convoluted when you try to explain the premise to someone who has never watched the show.

So perhaps it might be a good idea to direct the newbie to the twitpic comic created by Kate Beaton which just so happens to make Doctor Who accessible to all those people who have been wondering what the hell a TARDIS is.

After the break is the link to the comic and trust me, you might want to see about downloading a copy so that you can pull it out during a lull in a nerd conversation.

I know I will.

Marvel vs. Capcom vs. My Groceries!

 
Should I get a Masters in Political Science or enroll in the Klingon Language Institute? 

What if Locke is wrong? Should I go with that douchebag Jack instead?

Well, Captain America is dead now. Would it reflect poorly on me if I just started trying to be cool with Iron Man again?

Yeah. Life provides many serious questions, and for card-carrying nerds like myself, such quandaries can run pretty deep. One bad decision can put our fate into a spiral of time-paradoxes. One good decision and we could be jumping on Frodo's bed with the rest of the Fellowship (ugh). But is there a line? When do the questions go too far? When does your geek outweigh you wallet and the basic needs of survival?

30 DAYS OF NIGHT Returns

30 Days of Night returns in new miniseries by acclaimed horror writer Joe R. Lansdale and featuring horrifically beautiful art by Sandman co-creator Sam Kieth (with incentive covers by Scalped cover artist Davide Furnòz).

Building on the momentum of the fan-favorite X-Files/30 Days of Night miniseries, 30 Days of Night: Night Again will terrify and thrill it's audience as they cower away reading it.

HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY LEGEND OF ZELDA! And Yes, I Do Plan On Baking A Cake In It's Honor.


Let it be known that on this date in 1986 a character was introduced to the gaming world that would make my husband's joystick quiver (and the fact that it throbbed for a young boy in tight pants doesn't make me question his manhood in the slightest).

Of course, in the interest of full disclosure, The Legend of Zelda games were never my cup of tea (I was much more into things like Pitfall and Frogger) but I am married to a freak who actually weeps when a new Zelda game appears on the market so I am writing this declaration of birthday wishes so that I can get some thoroughly sound lovin' later on today.

Happy Birthday indeed.

YOU ARE SUCH AN ANIMAL: This Year's Tropfest Winner Makes Yelling Out Various Animal Names Worth Dancing to.



If you aren't familiar with Tropfest, let me break it down for you.

Let's say you are Australian and have made a short film (no longer than seven minutes) specifically created for the festival using the Tropfest signature item (this year it was a key) embedded somewhere in your flick to prove that it was made for the festival.

Then your film is simultaneously broadcast to various Australian locations where an audience views it and famous Aussies judge it.

Do you get it now?

Well good, because this year's winner, Damon Gameau's film Animal Beatbox, is an oddly animated shout-out to dogs, cat, rhinos, dolphins, baboons, etc. all set to a danceable medley that is at once likable and off-putting.

It's kinda like watching Sesame Street on acid.

But that's really a good thing.

Video after the break.

Friday, February 18, 2011

THE VENTURE BROS. Come Home In March!


On March 22, Venture Bros. fans can finally own the fourth season in its entirety, when Adult Swim releases The Venture Bros. Season 4 Volume 2 DVD and The Venture Bros. Complete Season 4 Blu-ray Disc.

I've Got Art Special Edition: The World Premiere of OZ SQUAD ZERO (Part 1)

Editor's Note:  Longtime FOG! Columnist Steve Ahlquist is the creator/writer of the cult classic comic book series, OZ Squad, a reimagining of the Baum mythos that was far ahead of it's time (OZ Squad premiered in 1991).


After having his comic published by two small independent companies, I've Got Art columnist Adam Miner took over, releasing several issues under his Patchwork Press banner.  Steve has the complete series available in two paperbacks (available HERE) and Adam was gracious enough to provide the previously unseen art from the never published zero issue that you will see today and in the next I've Got Art column).



CONTEST! Win a DUNGEONS & DRAGONS iTunes Download!

Timed to coincide with the fifth anniversary of Dungeons & Dragons Online® (ddo.com), the world’s best free to play massively multiplayer online role playing game (MMORPG), Warner Bros. Digital Distribution announces the release of Dungeons & Dragons On Demand and for Download.
The imaginary world of the most popular fantasy role-playing game ever comes to life in this special-effects-filled adventure. In the Empire of Izmer, magic is the key to power in both the supernatural and political realms. The Mages are a sect who know the secrets of magic and use it to hold sway over the masses. The youthful Empress Savina wants to use her powers to bring justice and prosperity to all, but Profion is an evil Mage who wants to use his knowledge of magic to overthrow Savina and establish his own despotic rule. Through deceitful means, Profion wins away the special scepter that allows him to control the nation’s Golden Dragons; Savina’s only hope to recover the scepter and the rule of Izmer is to obtain the Rod of Savrille, a talisman that will give her powers over the Red Dragons, even more powerful than their golden counterparts. As Savina sets out to gain control of the Red Dragons, she gains a number of unlikely allies.

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Produced by Alexander Payne, Jim Taylor, Ed Helms
Written by Phil Johnston
Starring Ed Helms, John C. Reilly, Anne Heche, Isiah Whitlock Jr.,
Kurtwood Smith, Stephen Root, Sigourney Weaver,
Alia Shawkat, Mike O'Malley
Directed by Miguel Arteta