There’s a killer out there hunting meteor freaks and he has some Kryptonite bullets for that special Clark on his hit list.It’s a good thing he doesn’t have anti-stupid bullets because Lana, Pete, and half of Smallville would be totally screwed.
The Random:
1. So Chloe keeps files on all of her peers that she’s spying on right there on her school computer? Good thing it can’t be hacked by a serial killer. Oh. Wait.
2. We should keep a tally of how many times Lana almost gets killed. Do you think she ever wonders why everyone always tries to kill her? I know! I know!
3. Every time Clark goes to use his x-ray or heat vision, he looks like he’s about to crap his pants. Kind of takes the badass factor down a notch or two.
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“Why do they always try to kill me?! Is it something I’m putting out there?” |
The Awesome:
1. Lionel has no qualms about totally manipulating and blackmailing a high school student and her family. Oh, and don’t forget the death threats. Those are fun.
2. Clark catches a bullet in midair to save Lex. He’s getting better at that whole bullet deflection business. Except that pesky Kryptonite one. That one stung.
3. You have to give Clark credit for fashioning a lead-lined bulletproof vest to outwit Van and protect his secret from Lana.
The WTF?!:
1. Once again, the Smallville High pool is open at all hours and Lana’s allowed to swim. Alone. In near total darkness. With no lifeguard or supervision. What the ^$@* insurance do they have?!
2. How exactly does Pete explain to the cops why he and Clark were snooping around Van’s cabin in the woods and breaking and entering?
3. Van is a junior in high school with the experience and skill of a grizzled Vietnam vet, able to craft Kryptonite bullets, evade manhunts, avoid high tech security at Luthorcorp, and kill for weeks at will. He’s a wily one, that’s for sure.
2. Clark catches a bullet in midair to save Lex. He’s getting better at that whole bullet deflection business. Except that pesky Kryptonite one. That one stung.
3. You have to give Clark credit for fashioning a lead-lined bulletproof vest to outwit Van and protect his secret from Lana.
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“Not that I don’t appreciate the save, but that IS a roll of quarters in your pocket, right, Clark..?” |
The WTF?!:
1. Once again, the Smallville High pool is open at all hours and Lana’s allowed to swim. Alone. In near total darkness. With no lifeguard or supervision. What the ^$@* insurance do they have?!
2. How exactly does Pete explain to the cops why he and Clark were snooping around Van’s cabin in the woods and breaking and entering?
3. Van is a junior in high school with the experience and skill of a grizzled Vietnam vet, able to craft Kryptonite bullets, evade manhunts, avoid high tech security at Luthorcorp, and kill for weeks at will. He’s a wily one, that’s for sure.
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| “Thankfully, Smallville High has no real course load so I have plenty of time to hone my killing hobby.” |
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