Friday, May 25, 2012
NICOLE KIDMAN PEES ON ZAC EFRON In the New Movie The Paperboy
Hello boys and girls,
While perusing various Internet sites to bring you the latest and greatest of news, I stumbled upon a header that caught my eye: "Nicole Kidman pees on Zac Efron".
I was stumped.
Did this happen for any particular reason? Was there a fight at a bar between the two of them and the only way Ms. Kidman could fend off the killing blows of Zac Efron was to release a stream of golden waste at him?
Then I read the news piece.
Ah yes, it was for the movie The Paperboy which was recently screened at Cannes and contains a scene where Ms. Kidman squats over Mr. Efron and pisses the healing power of urine over a nasty jellyfish sting.
To tell you the truth, I'm a little disappointed that the whole peeing thing wasn't connected to a fight. That would have made a much better story.