THE PROPER WAY TO CARE FOR YOUR DISGUSTING PET OPOSSUM (Not That I Hate Them, It's Just That They Always Seem To Want To Eat My Face When I Happen to Kick Them)

For all the wonderful things that the Internet has given us (Amateur Hentai, Balloon Fetishist Chat Rooms and, of course, Harry Potter Slash Fiction)it has also allowed certain, well, obsessions to freely roam about the universe where anyone who suffers from insomnia can find them at three in the morning.

Take the following videos on proper opossum care for instance.

I had no idea that massages, pedicures and cooking gourmet foods were involved with the upkeep of this particular marsupial. I mean, I have a dog that demands the refreshing taste of Aquafina in his bowl or he will shit in my shoes, but massaging what is essentially a soon-to-be roadkill animal?

TMI, my friends, TMI.

View said upsetting videos after the break if you wish. I'm taking some Tylenol PM and going back to bed.




Source: Coilhouse