Ollie gets hooked on a drug that makes him overly aggressive and gives him Wolverine type healing. So, basically, Green Arrow is on a roid rage. Great. Now we’ll have to put an asterisk next to any record he breaks on his superhero endeavors.
But the worst news is that Lana is pregnant. Holy hell, is humanity doomed…
The Random:
1. Anyone else catch that Lex looked up disappointingly from his chessboard when Lana came into his study? That’s because he was afraid she’d want to play again and he painfully remembers the last time.
2. All I can think of during this episode is the Amazing Spider-Man storyline with Harry being on drugs…and the Saved By the Bell where Jessie lost her crap. And it’s messing with my brain.
3. Ollie, I might not be the Love Guru, but I’m fairly certain tossing your woman through a glass a table is a definite turnoff. Unless, apparently, she's Rhianna.
The Awesome:
1. Sure he’s all doped up, but Ollie isn’t wrong getting on Clark to get off his ass and stop moping about having powers and it’s something Clark needed to hear. Again. So, hats off to Oxycodone Ollie. You win this round.
2. Yeah, the side effects kind of suck, what with all the psychotic breakdowns and all, but that wonder drug is kind of cool and having a super fast healing factor would make life a lot easier.
3. After a nice little revelation about the dangers of almost killing someone on a drug fueled rampage, the Thanksgiving dinner scene is a nice change of pace for the episode and bringing Lionel into the Kent homestead and closer to Mama Kent sets up a huge change in status quo for the old man.
The WTF?!:
1. All right, Ollie. Kudos for wanting to fight crime and all, but leaving a Lois Lane that was ready to get all hot and naked? You could have shot an arrow or two from the window and gone back to waiting for your buxom lady friend, but, no, you went and get yourself shot. Smooth.
2. Wait. Did Lana just ask why everyone felt like she needed protection and to be watched? Has she seen herself these past few years? You’re a soup sandwich, Lana. What’s that? Well, according to my sergeant in boot camp, you take a piece of bread, pour a can of soup on it, then slap another piece of bread on top of it, and what do you have? A %$&@$ mess, that’s what.
3. Ollie and Lex finally know the answer of which is faster, arrow or bullet—it doesn’t matter because if you’re both firing at one another from point blank range, both of you morons are getting shot in the chest. Nice learning experience, boys.
But the worst news is that Lana is pregnant. Holy hell, is humanity doomed…
The Random:
1. Anyone else catch that Lex looked up disappointingly from his chessboard when Lana came into his study? That’s because he was afraid she’d want to play again and he painfully remembers the last time.
2. All I can think of during this episode is the Amazing Spider-Man storyline with Harry being on drugs…and the Saved By the Bell where Jessie lost her crap. And it’s messing with my brain.
3. Ollie, I might not be the Love Guru, but I’m fairly certain tossing your woman through a glass a table is a definite turnoff. Unless, apparently, she's Rhianna.
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If I don’t keep doing these drugs, Slater will never go out with me!
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The Awesome:
1. Sure he’s all doped up, but Ollie isn’t wrong getting on Clark to get off his ass and stop moping about having powers and it’s something Clark needed to hear. Again. So, hats off to Oxycodone Ollie. You win this round.
2. Yeah, the side effects kind of suck, what with all the psychotic breakdowns and all, but that wonder drug is kind of cool and having a super fast healing factor would make life a lot easier.
3. After a nice little revelation about the dangers of almost killing someone on a drug fueled rampage, the Thanksgiving dinner scene is a nice change of pace for the episode and bringing Lionel into the Kent homestead and closer to Mama Kent sets up a huge change in status quo for the old man.
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Near death experiences and enemies becoming friends always makes me hungry, too.
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The WTF?!:
1. All right, Ollie. Kudos for wanting to fight crime and all, but leaving a Lois Lane that was ready to get all hot and naked? You could have shot an arrow or two from the window and gone back to waiting for your buxom lady friend, but, no, you went and get yourself shot. Smooth.
2. Wait. Did Lana just ask why everyone felt like she needed protection and to be watched? Has she seen herself these past few years? You’re a soup sandwich, Lana. What’s that? Well, according to my sergeant in boot camp, you take a piece of bread, pour a can of soup on it, then slap another piece of bread on top of it, and what do you have? A %$&@$ mess, that’s what.
3. Ollie and Lex finally know the answer of which is faster, arrow or bullet—it doesn’t matter because if you’re both firing at one another from point blank range, both of you morons are getting shot in the chest. Nice learning experience, boys.
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Dude, I don’t care if your mom is getting kidnapped by Libyans,
you don’t pull a Clark and pass up an opportunity like this. |
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