Monday, July 30, 2012
A Nightmare Under the Sea: The Jaws vs. Ariel Swimsuit
I hate shopping for a swimsuit but I am seriously considering ponying up the $90 to lounge around in a Jaws vs. Ariel one just so I can upset all my tiny Disney-loving toddler cousins.
I imagine it will go something like this:
Little Tyke: What is that big shark going to do to The Little Mermaid?
Me: He's going to bite her tail off and then swallow the rest of her as she sinks underneath the ocean, losing blood.
Little Tyke: Whaaaaaaaaaaaa!
See, it's really kind of funny right?
Source: Incredible Things