Valentine’s Day comes to Smallville and love goes awry when a special kind of lipstick (ie, made with Red Kryptonite) makes Lois fall for Clark, and then Clark loses his mind—again—and goes after Lana yet again.
Oh, and did I mention Clark goes about doing this at her and Lex’s engagement party. Nice.
The Random:
1. Well, Jimmy has to get some credit for trying to hook up the inevitable Lois and Clark before anyone else really puts two and two together, including them.
2. Lex is pissed that Clark has crashed his little shindig and is trying to steal his fiancé away, and understandably so. But, honestly, behind that furrowed brow, I think he’s more disappointed that Clark didn’t come for him.
3. Mama Kent to the rescue once again. Seems whenever Clark gets all K’ed out, Mama gets herself right into the thick of things and puts an end to his shenanigans.
Oh, and did I mention Clark goes about doing this at her and Lex’s engagement party. Nice.
The Random:
1. Well, Jimmy has to get some credit for trying to hook up the inevitable Lois and Clark before anyone else really puts two and two together, including them.
2. Lex is pissed that Clark has crashed his little shindig and is trying to steal his fiancé away, and understandably so. But, honestly, behind that furrowed brow, I think he’s more disappointed that Clark didn’t come for him.
3. Mama Kent to the rescue once again. Seems whenever Clark gets all K’ed out, Mama gets herself right into the thick of things and puts an end to his shenanigans.
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“All right, Clark, decision time. Lana…or ME? I’m tired of being strung along.
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The Awesome:
1. Once again, Lois’ outfits—or lack thereof—make me thankful for Erica Durance, and the faux porn music soundtrack and her acting like a total nut, complete with making mix CDs for Clark make her scenes with him pretty damn entertaining.
2. It’s been too long since we’ve seen Comrade Clark and he’s just as reckless as before, and even more so, nearly tearing off Lois’ clothes and revealing some of his abilities before going on a Luthor mansion bender and insulting everyone from Lex to Lana to Chloe to his own mother. Good to have you back, Red.
3. It’s the episodes like this where you have to feel for Lex even though you know he’s going to be one of the world’s worst criminals because he really does come off as genuinely loving Lana and, more importantly, his future baby. Now, granted, that baby seems to be some sort of experiment Lex is behind for nefarious reasons, but, still, he gets points for being so gung ho.
1. Once again, Lois’ outfits—or lack thereof—make me thankful for Erica Durance, and the faux porn music soundtrack and her acting like a total nut, complete with making mix CDs for Clark make her scenes with him pretty damn entertaining.
2. It’s been too long since we’ve seen Comrade Clark and he’s just as reckless as before, and even more so, nearly tearing off Lois’ clothes and revealing some of his abilities before going on a Luthor mansion bender and insulting everyone from Lex to Lana to Chloe to his own mother. Good to have you back, Red.
3. It’s the episodes like this where you have to feel for Lex even though you know he’s going to be one of the world’s worst criminals because he really does come off as genuinely loving Lana and, more importantly, his future baby. Now, granted, that baby seems to be some sort of experiment Lex is behind for nefarious reasons, but, still, he gets points for being so gung ho.
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“OK, let’s see…who haven’t I made cry yet…”
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The WTF?!:
1. Hey, I'm Lana. Yeah, I show my appreciation for my fiancé’s attempt at building a totally bitchin’ nursery for our unborn child by whining about how difficult it is to be me because, really, it IS always about ME, isn’t it? Seriously, someone needs to make her go away.
2. Once again, mind control is treated as if it’s the common cold and no one seems to be in any rush to go see the proprietor of Love Potion Number Dumb and get her shut down so this doesn’t start happening all over the place. Oh, you were just mind controlled? Well, why didn’t you say so? Hold up a roll of Mentos. You’ll be fine.
3. Wait, did Jimmy just break up with Chloe? Really, dude? Something has to be in the water both in Metropolis and Smallville that makes everyone go through life making one inane decision after another unabated.
1. Hey, I'm Lana. Yeah, I show my appreciation for my fiancé’s attempt at building a totally bitchin’ nursery for our unborn child by whining about how difficult it is to be me because, really, it IS always about ME, isn’t it? Seriously, someone needs to make her go away.
2. Once again, mind control is treated as if it’s the common cold and no one seems to be in any rush to go see the proprietor of Love Potion Number Dumb and get her shut down so this doesn’t start happening all over the place. Oh, you were just mind controlled? Well, why didn’t you say so? Hold up a roll of Mentos. You’ll be fine.
3. Wait, did Jimmy just break up with Chloe? Really, dude? Something has to be in the water both in Metropolis and Smallville that makes everyone go through life making one inane decision after another unabated.
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Yeah, I’M dumping YOU. Isn’t that a scream?!
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