Friday, July 20, 2012
WEAR A TAIL And Get Some Tail With This Fashion Accessory
You'll have to excuse me about this post but I just re-read Crooked Little Vein by Warren Ellis for the thousandth time and there's a whole scene about lizard bukkake and well, seeing this girl wearing a lizard tail made me think that perhaps I might want to start appealing to a niche group of Godzilla lovers out there.
You know, up my reader quota a bit.
But maybe you're not into masturbatory fantasies about giant rubber-suited monsters and would prefer to live large like a fox or something.
Well you're in luck because this tail makin' company has your ass covered:
Yes, you can be any animal you want (provided all you want is a tail) and live a life of happiness.
Of course, that doesn't mean anyone will ever understand you, you know, but that's okay right?
Source: Incredible Things