Wednesday, August 15, 2012
FORMER BAYWATCH BABE, Donna D'Errico Busts Her Face While Searching For Noah's Ark...Comedians Grateful For This Gift
In WTF news, former Baywatch jiggle-vixen Donna D'Errico was injured while hiking Mount Ararat in Turkey searching for evidence of Noah's Ark.
The injuries were confined to her face bits it seems but they have in no way stopped Ms. D'Errico from pursuing her dream of finding proof that the biblical Carnival Cruise ship was real and stocked with animals who didn't try and eat one other.
While there has never been anything EVER found leading to the conclusion that a giant boat built by a 500-years-young dude existed outside writings of The Book, I'm sure that by the strength of her collagen lips, Ms. D'Errico will be the one to find it.
Good luck and may the Flying Spaghetti Monster bless your quest.