|Now, lets stretch those ab muscles|
As someone who has repeatedly admitted that after seventeen LEGAL years of drinking beer my beautiful beer gut has slowly descended downward into a beer skirt, and sadly I am no longer the cute chubby girl that brought all the boys to my yard.
It truly is a bad day in ebeth-land let me tell you.
And yes, I do belong to a gym but I am also very lazy and unless that gym comes to me there's no way I'm gonna drive the whole two miles to get there.
Unless of course my gym is taken over by the French who seem to have found a way to make people excited about exercise:
Let me tell you, if I could get this in a Nathan Fillion or a Ryan Gosling edition I would have the ass of an Olympic power-walker.