|...and now to insert the word " VAJAZZLE"|
vajazzle, v.: adorn the pubic area (of a woman) with crystals, glitter, or other decoration.
It's been a long time coming but after years of slathering my hoo-ha in German glass glitter my work is finally being recognized by the elder statesmen of the OED.
Of course, this is just the online edition but really, who the fuck uses a "book" anymore am I right? (note: I do)
So yay for us all!
And Vajazzle isn't the only word making it's way into our validated lexicon, we also have:
tweeps, pl. n.: a person’s followers on the social networking site Twitter
soul patch, n.: a small tuft of facial hair directly below a man’s lower lip
mwahahaha used to represent laughter, especially manic or cackling laughter such as that uttered by a villainous character in a cartoon or comic strip: World domination, at last, is at hand. Mwahahaha!
And my personal favorite:
douche, n. [new sense]: an obnoxious or contemptible person. Also douchey, adj.
It's a beautiful day for Scrabble players.