Bonnie Burton is the author of a great tome of crafty wonderfulness, The Star Wars Craft Book, which is chock full of fun ways to make your life more Star Wars-centric (not to mention you'll get loads of cool parent points for making stuff out of it).
And, in the video below, she will instruct you on how to make a Wampa Washcloth monster that is adorable and very absorbent (I use mine to wipe away my tears of happiness over being able to see another season of Arrested Development).
I suggest watching the video first before starting your project, get frustrated about half-way through, throw it across the room, then begrudgingly picking it up and finishing it.
Once you're done with the first one, it's amazingly easy to make more and hand them out as gifts to people who think very little of you.
I've made three so far and I plan on leaving them in corners at various stores like Target to make people uncomfortable.