Friday, August 24, 2012
THE BACK-TO-SCHOOL MUST-HAVE: Nintendo Controller Backpack!
Hello parents and various college students,
I would like to introduce you to a backpack that is probably going to get you (or your offspring) laid.
Now, you may be asking yourself "What kind of person would look at a Nintendo controller-style backpack and see fornication possibilities?" and the answer to that question is: "Me."
You see, I am exactly the type of person who would have sex with someone who was sporting one of these, simply because it represents a time back-in-the-day when life was just a bit more laid back and enjoyable (and also, I could drink Mountain Dew without feeling nauseated afterward).
To see one of these backpacks (which sports raised buttons so you can pretend to play with it like a real controller) on the back of some nubile young thing would be like me downing an entire tray of raw oysters and then looking at pictures of a shirtless Ryan Gosling until I was all gooey inside. In a word, it would make me "Horny"
And seeing that this particular predilection of mine to find nostalgic-based inanimate objects pornographic is probably not limited to just me, you might want to think about ordering one today.
Source: Incredible Things