Tuesday, August 14, 2012
THE GREATEST TWEET EVER: Dr. Ruth Blames Shark Week For Less Babies
I want to prepare you before I unleash the greatness of this tweet upon the FOG! universe because, for some, it may be a little hard to carry on with your lives after you witness it.
First, take a deep, cleansing breath. Hold it for a few seconds. Then slowly exhale.
Second, find your happy place and picture a doorway through to it (you will need to retreat through it upon viewing the tweet).
Third, understand that the world as you have known it is over, and that you must find your place in the After-Tweet where sharks and penises are one.
Are you ready?
Here we go:
There, it is done. Live free people, live free.