Look, I know you've tried to create this persona of coolness but buddy, it just ain't happening. All the cool in the world has been used up by just one man and there's not enough left in the bowl to even scrape out a spoonful.
It's too bad though, I know you had a lot you wanted to do with this life, but unfortunately we have to share the planet with Bill Murray and he's got a taste for awesome that can only be quenched by The Cool.
Better luck in your next life... If Bill Murray let's you come back.
Source: I Watch Stuff