Friday, September 21, 2012
CHEW ON THIS: Giant Gummy Skull On A Stick Is A Perfect Way To Introduce Cannibalism to Your Children
Halloween is my favorite holiday of the year. I get to dress up in handmade costumes, get drunk on butterbeer and knock on my neighbors' doors demanding to be feed various colors of high fructose corn syrup while they appear confused on how to handle a 38-year-old woman begging for candy.
And what better way to celebrate a night of monsters and abominations than by gorging yourself on a giant gummy skull on a stick that costs more than that bag of Snickers at Target...am I right?
This incredible gelatinous treat weighs about 4oz and comes in various flavors and colors so you can happily suck on noggin that activates your favorite taste buds (I'm going for sour apple myself...it's what I think brains would taste like).
As an added bonus, they make great Zombie accessories for children's costumes. Just dress the kid up in ripped jeans and a dirty shirt, pour an entire pan of fake blood made of corn syrup and red food coloring over them and then hand them a giant gummy skull on a stick to munch on while trick-r-treating...the whole thing will cost about $15 (that's $10 for the gummy skull and $5 for corn syrup and food coloring).
Cheap and fantastic!
Source: Kid Crave