Thursday, September 13, 2012
FILE THIS UNDER "THINGS THAT OUGHT NOT TO HAVE BEEN MERGED INTO ONE": Introducing the Breville Radio Toaster
Remember back in the day when some brainiac created the shower radio? Oh friends, let me tell you, that was truly a day of astonishment.
Not only could I deep clean all my nooks and crannies, I could listen to my favorite morning radio show and laugh at all their shenanigans mid soaping. It was truly glorious.
Now fast forward something like twenty-five years and the offspring of that radio shower inventor creates a bastard love-child hybrid: The Breville AM/FM radio toaster.
A couple of questions:
1. Do people still listen to AM/FM radio?
2. Would they do it while burning toast?
All I can say is Wow! With the endless possible combinations of today's available technology someone said, "Let's just put a radio in a toaster and sell it to those stupid bastards".
It takes real balls to give the world something so obviously wrong and I salute you.
Source: Red Ferret