Let's face it, with all the issues our girl parts are experiencing due to male political confusion over what goes where and what does what, wouldn't it just be easier for everyone if we could turn our vagina, urethra and anus into one hole?
After all, if one opening is good enough for the birds why shouldn't we follow what is obviously Nature's Intelligent Design and medically change ours to be more pelican-like?
It just makes good biological sense.
I'm sure that those men in Washington who are creating laws that will affect our bodies will appreciate the simplicity of ONE GIANT HOLE.
Source: laughing squid