Someone has it in for couples, so much so that he’s kidnapping them and pitting them against one another. Naturally, Jimmy and Chloe get caught up in the madness, followed closely by Lois and Clark.
People on this show have way too many issues…
The Random:
1. If Clark having to take care of a drunken Lois isn’t true love in the works, then nothing is. Nothing at all.
2. You know, if pre-marriage counselors did what Cupid Crazystein whipped up in his lair of doom, a lot less couples would end up divorced. He may have been onto something…
3. Speaking of chemistry, what’s between Oliver and Tess? That’s just electric.
People on this show have way too many issues…
The Random:
1. If Clark having to take care of a drunken Lois isn’t true love in the works, then nothing is. Nothing at all.
2. You know, if pre-marriage counselors did what Cupid Crazystein whipped up in his lair of doom, a lot less couples would end up divorced. He may have been onto something…
3. Speaking of chemistry, what’s between Oliver and Tess? That’s just electric.
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The upswing is this’ll save a TON in divorce fees down the road.
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The Awesome:
1. Clark swoops in to save Chloe’s engagement party, but not from a supervillain; it’s from a drunken and jealous Lois who gives the Smallville equivalent of the wedding toast from Old School. Smooth moving, CK.
2. Lois and Clark’s undercover operation as a soon to be engaged couple goes as awesomely and awkwardly as expected, even more so once Oliver sees them and thinks it’s true.
3. Jimmy’s revelations to Chloe that he’s not who she thought he was, that he was actually the son of an alcoholic dad and absentee mom, is actually handled well and really shows that he truly loves her. Meanwhile, Ollie and Tess had an interesting evening that involved all kinds of nudity and Clark learned that Lois, although she denies it, love him. My oh my what a lovefilled episode with complex and interesting relationships that, most important, don’t involve Lana.
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| Also, Jimmy’s apparently a bit kinky. Though we could have done without that revelation. |
The WTF?!:
1. Why is there never anyone on the streets at a convenient time? Once again, two people get shot and kidnapped and there are no witnesses on a usually busy street in perhaps one of the biggest towns in this fictional world.
2. We find out the police know of like half a dozen other couples having been kidnapped in the area, pretty much all of them never coming back and having disappeared in the same general area so, again, why is there no one on the street on patrol? Shouldn’t this be some sort of police operation to prevent more of this craziness? Nah. That would make sense.
3. So, let’s recap here. Cupid Crazystein’s wife wasn’t so great and his marriage ended, mostly on account of him killing her mind you, so he decides to take it upon himself to kidnap and torture every couple he sees to make sure they’re compatible. In the basement of his jewelry shop.
1. Why is there never anyone on the streets at a convenient time? Once again, two people get shot and kidnapped and there are no witnesses on a usually busy street in perhaps one of the biggest towns in this fictional world.
2. We find out the police know of like half a dozen other couples having been kidnapped in the area, pretty much all of them never coming back and having disappeared in the same general area so, again, why is there no one on the street on patrol? Shouldn’t this be some sort of police operation to prevent more of this craziness? Nah. That would make sense.
3. So, let’s recap here. Cupid Crazystein’s wife wasn’t so great and his marriage ended, mostly on account of him killing her mind you, so he decides to take it upon himself to kidnap and torture every couple he sees to make sure they’re compatible. In the basement of his jewelry shop.
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| When crazy people try to counsel people through electric shock, something’s amiss in the world. |
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