Monday, October 8, 2012
BRRRAAAAAIIINNNNS! The Perfect Remembrance Candle For Those Lost In The Upcoming Zombie Apocalypse
There's something incredibly cathartic about lighting a candle and spending a moment lost in thought about someone special. Maybe someone who was gutted by a pack of ravenous zombies, or who was taken down by a group of mentally disturbed humans, unable to process the societal breakdown caused by the undead walking around.
Either way, that candle is probably gonna help comfort you in the dank basement that you are holed up in.
And what better way to say good-bye to your friend/family/pet than by sparking up a candle shaped like a human brain floating in a glass jar (hey, humor doesn't die...it's like a zombie in that way).
Unscented and hand-sculpted, this ode to what was sucked out of your special someone's noggin will shine a light on all the good things you have going on in your life...like never having to shave your legs again or having to endure your neighbors all-consuming need to have a perfect yard while belittling yours.
See, it's not all bad.
Source: Incredible Things