Monday, October 15, 2012
CHOCOLATE MULTI-SIDED DICE Will Give You +1 Deliciousness During Your All-Night Gaming Nerdathon
I'm almost jealous that these exist.
I mean, back in my day we had to subsist on a diet of only Doritos and RC Cola during our lengthy elfin quests, not chocolate (which probably wouldn't have helped with the complexion problems of my fellow gamers now that I think about it).
You kids get everything!
And now you assholes, who had the audacity of being born DURING THE 90S FOR F*CK SAKE, can load up on gourmet gaming dice made out of frakking Ghirardelli chocolate!
And the worst part is that a set of 6 (d4, d6, d8, d10, d12, d20) only costs $7.99.
That's right, for eight bucks you can wallow in the awesomeness of being young during a time when chocolate dice exists.
I hate you all so damn much.