DRINK DOWN YOUR FEELINGS: Cynical Tea Will Make Your Life Better (Now With Just a Hint of Oolong)

All my life I have heard that a steaming mug of Sleepytime Tea will help me fall asleep faster and deeper as opposed to downing my favorite "Sleepytime" medicine, Advil PM.

I don't buy it.

But then again I have yet to drink a tea specifically created to Erase my Past or Get Along with Your Co-Workers, so maybe this whole non-coffee/non-NyQuil beverage is worth getting into.

Now, I may be a bit tea naive, but I'm guessing that if you are an abusive asshole to your children, a cup of Be A Better Parent (Chamomile with Citrus and Mint) isn't going to make a difference, but perhaps if you are merely tired of looking at your offspring and wish they would just go away, then a nice hot mug might make your day.

Seeing as I am sans kid, I'm more interested in the Live Forever Tea (Green Tea and Jasmine) which I'm hoping will make me immortal so that I can fight evil ninjas at night.

We all have dreams right?

Source: Foodiggity