Ever since I saw the first Men in Black movie I dreamed of owning my very own Neutralizer so that I could erase pretty much my entire youth from the minds of my friends who witnessed my many various attempts to be cool.
I'm telling you that the memory of a chunky, albeit quite adorable, nerd chick in parachute pants is one that nobody needs.
Anyway my dream of having a real one might not come true, but at least I can get my hands on a spectacular limited edition MIB II Neutralizer with all the doodads and sound effects so that I can pretend to burn the memories of others out of their noggins. (You'd think that for $399.99 I could maybe scramble their brain for like an hour right?)
I guess beggars can't be choosers...
Source: Red Ferret
1 comment:
Sorry, I think it's Neuralyzer, not neutralyzer. :)
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