Wednesday, October 17, 2012
I COULD PEE ON THIS: AND OTHER POEMS BY CATS
The holidays are just around the corner and, because I am awesome and stuff, I want to help you out with the gift-giving. Take this book by Francesco Marciuliano for instance.
It features poetry (which shows you are a deep individual) written by cats (for those people on your list with an abnormal love for felines).
You see, giving a gift of cat-written poetry is a sublime way to say to that special person in your life "I don't understand your whole cat fetish thing but here's something that will make you happy while you read it on the toilet" without actually saying it to them. Thus winning their praises without them realizing you are still making fun of them.
It's really a win-win situation.
Here's a few examples of the poems found within the book:
Fantastic don't ya think?
You can order it HERE and then sit back and wait for a giant Thank You...which will probably be something in the shape of a cat.