Recently I have begun watching Enterprise, you know the show that is often blamed for ending the entire Star Trek television show universe (personally, I think that was more Voyager‘s doing but, whatever) and after 4 shows in I’ve come to realize that the reason I am loathing it so much is not the writing, acting or story lines, IT IS THE FRAKKING THEME SONG!
Now, it is entirely possible that I could and should simply hit the fast-forward button on the remote to remove any trace of the theme song from the episode, but wouldn’t you know it, the fucking thing starts playing in my head the moment I put in the disc and WON’T STOP UNTIL I REPEATEDLY HIT MYSELF IN THE TEMPLE UNTIL I BLACK OUT.
So now I am in a quandary, do I just give up and pretend that nothing ever came after Voyager or do I muddle through, hoping that somewhere down the line the sound of Russell Watson being murdered by Trekkers ends the reign of terror that Faith of the Heart has bequeathed to all Star Trek fans?
I just don’t know.
Perhaps you should listen to the song and tell me the right course of action.
Until then, I will be huddled in a dark, quiet corner awaiting your response.