NUN GONE BAD: Sister Steals Beer From Liquor Store And It's Caught On Tape...I Wonder How Many Our Fathers It Takes To Get Out of That One

I'm sure being married to God is difficult what with having to live in poverty and never getting to have sex and stuff, but can the turmoil of a bad marriage lead to a life of petty crime?

The answer, I'm afraid, is yes, judging by how stealthy Sister Mary Sticky Fingers is in lifting a 40oz from a cooler.

I do appreciate her nonchalance about committing a crime though and how she tries to make up for her sin by looking as though she's only interested in a bottle of water... BEFORE STEALING A SECOND CAN OF BEER.

Confession is going to be a doozy this week.


Source: Geekologie