You know what?
I think we've finally reached a point in hootchie dancing where not everything you bounce your booty to is actually sexy.
And that point, believe it or not, is the Hot Pocket.
That's right, under no circumstance can you make a microwavable snack food sexy, no matter how tight your shorts are or how open you can make your mouth.
It's just not possible.
So thanks Snoop, for allowing girls who still do the butterfly on the dance floor, a chance to stop.
Source: Incredible Things