The South Dublin County Council is extremely tired of people trashing their fair area with garbage and have released a PSA/Threat to their fine townspeople, if they continue with this kind of behavior then a giant trashcan monster will knock their pathetic asses to the ground.
And I think it's a wonderful idea.
I'm all for physical violence when it comes to chucking garbage onto the streets where I have to walk on a daily basis (I cannot tell you how much gum I have had to scrape off the bottoms of my shoes this past year alone) and if a person dressed as a trashcan happens to bust a few chops getting the point across, then so be it.
I once watched a guy throw a gallon milk jug full of pee out his car window while stopped at a red light and had to be physically restrained by my significant bother from leaving the car and punching the man in the face.
If a trashcan vigilante creature had been around back then, not only would I have rooted for him as he forced the pee chucker to drink his milk jug urine until he passed out, I would have helped him by repeatedly hitting the man in his gonads so his mouth would remain open from screaming.
Long live the Trashcan Monster!
Source: Laughing Squid
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