I don't see why a huge He-Man nerd needs to hide his love for powerfully built dudes who live in Eternia while sitting at a desk in middle-management hell. Not when he can show off his mass-produced business cards in the jawbridge of frakking Castle Greyskull!
That's right, your love of Prince Adam and his enormous pecks don't have to end when you put on a Sears shirt and some dress pants any longer.
Just imagine, a client walks into your office to discuss something stupid and there on your desk is a clear example of your nerdity holding a stack of 2x3 business cards with your contact info.
As you discuss the benefits of doing business with your company, the client stares at your card holder,slowly sinking into the dark eyeholes of Castle Greyskull until your droning becomes the background noise to a zen-like experience occurring to them. Their mind connects spiritually to it and slowly, the secrets of the castle are revealed to them. All is now right with the world. And they will, of course, do business with you, now that it is obvious that you are all-powerful and have access to a great wealth of knowledge.
From this point on riches will flow to your door.
And to think, your co-workers made fun of you when you brought in your replica of Castle Greyskull...idiots.
Soure: Geek Alerts
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