I'm told that West Side Story is a grand musical about white people and Hispanics learning to love one another through song and dance.
I've never watched it so I have to take their word for it.
This video, however, features a scene of danceable violence done with mini lightsabers that is just cheesy enough to make me enjoy it.
Maybe if all musicals added just a touch of the Wars in it, I might actually sit through one without wanting to kill myself with a spork.
Source: Obvious Winner