Babies are takers. All they do is lay there and occasionally fish for complements from their family members by doing something disgusting that is often misconstrued as being cute (ahhh…he just farted).
Why do they get a free pass in life when I’m forced to clean up dog crap from the floor in a “timely” manner or get looked at as some kind of asshole when I fart? Huh? It’s just not fair.
So attention babies, your free ride is over.
From now on you are going to earn your formula by slipping on the Baby Mop onesie and doing a couple of laps around the living room.
That’s right, you are going to polish some wood with your cherub body and at the end of the day you are going to appreciate what hard work is really about.
Source: Red Ferret