Thursday, November 1, 2012
HAPPY BELATED HALLOWEEN...After Being Bitch-Slapped By Sandy
Well, I survived my relationship with that Bitch hurricane and am happy to report that power has been restored to most of my town (which means I can spend the next few days catching up on all the shows I missed while I lived as if I were Amish for three days).
And, although I missed Halloween again this year due to yet another weather-related disaster (last year was Snowpocalypse), I have come to realize that the most important thing in life is not the glorious warmth of heat blowing from a vent in your wall, but a substantial amount of beer and several fully-charged computers loaded up with porn to watch while hanging out in your basement hoping to survive the night.
And, speaking of porn, perhaps next year you could indulge your neighborhood with some sexually explicit pumpkins that you carved from a lovely kit called Pornkins. Not only will you be able to light up the dark night of suburbia with fall fruit carved into scenes like "Back It Up", but will also educate the neighborhood children on what to expect after their future spouse reads something called 50 Shades of Grey.
Happy Belated Halloween!
Source: Incredible Things