Thursday, November 1, 2012
MAKE YOUR CASE FOR A RAISE In A Pair of Blood-Splattered Shoes
Corporate life is a drag. You have to wear conservative suits, deal with stupid memos and have to spend hours listening to your co-workers talk about their weekend plans in minute detail.
I mean sometimes it just makes a girl want to murder everyone, am I right?
Well, you can either act on your impulse to butcher your fellow employees with a stapler or, you can take a deep breath and slip on a pair of Blood-Splattered pumps that will not only add a bit of color to your somber wardrobe but also act as a warning signal to those who annoy you that you are on the verge of snapping.
They also work wonders on bosses who will probably give you that raise you've asked for simply because they don't wish to end up hog-tied on their desk with a motivational poster stuck up their anus.
Although, let's be honest here, there's a good chance that if you do invoke that particular scene, they would give you the raise anyway, simply because most managers LIKE that kind of thing.
Source: Geek Alerts