through “What’s Out There That I Think’s Cool, That I Think You
Should Be Consuming“. This is basically what you’ll be seeing in
this column, with a few detours for minor rants. There’s two weeks’
worth of stuff here, so I apologize if there’s a lot to get through.
Hey, it’s not like they’re paying me by the word. (Hell, they’re not
paying me at all!)
On movie screens right now, there’s a couple of
things you should have seen (so, if you haven’t, get out there now).
Tops for me is still “Life Of Pi“, and
“Lincoln“. “Life Of Pi” was a colossal surprise
to me. I’d managed to avoid watching a trailer, and (not having read
the book, especially) had serious misgivings about the ability of Lee
to sustain what I knew about the premise for the duration of the movie.
Boy, was I surprised. Whimsical and touching, the closest thing I can
liken this to is “Cast Away“, if Wilson maybe had teeth and
they largely forgot about the island.
Considering how many shots of
the C.G. tiger are in the movie (and the other animals…my jaw dropped
at two of the zebra shots, which I thought were particularly audacious),
it’s a serious testimony to how much work was put into delivering a
believable tiger, that there’s only a dozen or so marginally apparent
shots. The movie flies by, and there’s some fantastic imagery: you’re
only cheating yourself if you make excuses not to see it. Even if you
don’t come out loving it (and if you don’t, don’t bother telling me:
I don’t want to argue with you), the visuals will stick with you and
make you think. (If you don’t want to take my word for it: Gary Kurtz
yes, he of “Star Wars” fame, said to me it’s his favorite
use of 3-D to-date. And Gary isn’t a fan of 3-D.)
as it’s smudged my memory a bit of an excellent current movie from this
last year called “Kon Tiki“, a dramatization about eccentric
Norwegian explorer Thor Heyerdahl‘s voyage on his lashed-together wooden
boat of the same name. Made on a trifling (by Hollywood standards) budget,
the movie has some of the most astonishing aquatic imagery I’ve seen
depicted. There are some “making of” showreels online, but
I’d really advocate you seeing the movie before looking for them.
Tiki” is a bit of an oddity: if you’re in the States (and several
other countries), you’ll likely see this in a version in which the European
actors speak perfectly fluent (although with a tiny accent) English.
However, the filmmakers shot two versions: one in English, and the other
with the actors speaking Norwegian and later subtitled. I saw the subtitled
version, but I’m very curious now to see the English one to see if the
differing performances affect the movie either way. It should be noted
that “Kon Tiki”‘s up for the Best Foreign Language film this
year, which is a bit ironic given the above! You should see this because
it’s excellent, and also because co-directors have just signed on to
make a big supernatural thriller called “Spectral” for Legendary Pictures.
since thumbed through Rotten Tomatoes I’m a little surprised at the
savaging it’s received. It remind me very much of Coppola‘s “Dracula”
in terms of its production design’s striking and very deliberate theatricality.
When the movie started, I paused at its very ultra-retro opening shot.
When it became apparent in the opening scene that it was staged as if
it were a play, my heart sank as I’d more hoped for something more traditionally
narrated. However, as the story progressed, my jaw slowly dropped. The
story opens up and changes aesthetic several times. Honestly, it’s perhaps
(particularly within the context it’s set) the best photographed movie
of the year (and, again: shot on film! Are we seeing a pattern, here?). Seamus McGarvey shows what he can do when he’s working with a real director,
and some of his compositions and inventiveness are astonishing, with
lovely allusions to famous paintings and scenes from other films. There’s
outstanding sound design, too: one striking bit with a hand-fan at a
horse race speeding up to match the thundering (though unseen) horses
especially Matthew Macfadyen‘s comic turn as Oblonsky. There’s one actor
in this who is seriously miscast, and whose performance pulls the wove
down (but I’ll let you figure out who that is.) It totally breathed
new life in what could have been a stodgy affair. One of my movies of
the year; pure extraordinary cinema and more inventiveness than anything
else I’ve seen recently. I can’t wait to see it again, and I don’t say
that often. Highly recommended (although, obviously, not for everybody).
Some weeks you wade wearily (and that’s a lotta
alliteration) through the comics pile, and find maybe one gem. Right
now, though, there’s a lot to be enjoying in comicdom.
Quintronic Man. Banner’s a little more sadistic in this thread, and
accepting of Hulk in being a weapon for SHIELD. I’m liking it. Leinil Yu‘s art is 70s odd, but compelling.
up an odd globe-trotting Lara-Croft-ian centuries-old Illuminati organization,
and guest starring Machine Man this issue. The Illuminati thing feels
a bit old hat (although was that meant to be a Tesla hologram cameo?),
and I don’t know where the story’s going, but it looks interesting enough
to warrant sticking with it.
yarn in “Thor: God Of Thunder #4″, outstandingly illustrated
by Esad Ribic (and with fabulous coloring by Ive Svorcina). Split between
past, present, and future, Thor’s on the trail of the eponymous and
mysterious destroyer, who’s busy taking down deities all across the
Universe. (How he’s practically able to individually do this is glossed
over, as when he’s revealed he seems to be a Voldemort acolyte with
a penchant for stock-in-trade monologuing.) Looking forward to the next
story of the Avengers having to deal with a lushly bearded Frank Castle;
in this issue hiding out in the middle of nowhere and taking down arms
dealers, precipitating Thor to turn up as guest star and have a teeny
word with Punisher about his actions. There’s a great little exchange
between the two in the middle of Carmine Di Giandomenico’s clean and
lovely art. (I loved how he drew Mjolnir crackling with power, here.)
Punisher comes around after the Asgardian’s subdued him, to be offered
a limp canned brewski by goldilocks, accompanied by the query: “…Or
have you abandoned all life in pursuit of your war, Punisher?”
Castle shoots back “The war is my life”, which Thor tartly
nullifies with “Then you fight for nothing.” Neatly summing-up
how Frank Castle’s ongoing existence since his inception is essentially
an empty vessel. One of the best “Punisher” issues I’ve read
cover of the week, with the massed hordes of the Marvel Universe descending
on a defiant Hawkeye. Inside, and sadly totally unconnected with this
image, Spidey and his crack Avengers squad continue dimension jumping:
from a realm of weirdly undead Avengers (with its very cool Universal Monsters-homage mansion team I want these action figures, and these
characters badly need to go up against the Marvel Zombies Fantastic
Four team!), to another Avenger-verse where mankind is metamorphosing
into machines that spontaneously gain humanity. I’m digging this story
run a great deal.
In a bid for Marvel to extract even more dollars from your pocket, “Avengers
Assemble #11” has our intrepid A-Team going to bust bio-terrorist
Yun Guang Han in peasant boondock China, not realizing they’re merely
super genetic material playing into his hands. Kelly Sue DeConnick makes
amends for not-so-great recent writing on another Marvel title with
this one: I’ve really enjoyed what she’s done with “Avengers”.
Stefano Caselli’s art is dynamic and detailed, and gives you pause to
linger, but he’s not served well by some poor coloring in this issue…the
book’s only black mark. It’s not clear if the bad guy’s dead or not
at the end of the issue, but I’ve enjoyed reading him. He’s cultured
and urbane, and shoots off fun bon-mots. I’d like to hope he’s still
around for a more lengthy rematch. (I’d really like to see Han go up
against Doctor Doom.)
titles, Dennis Hopeless’ “Avengers Arena #3″ is let’s be honest
a blatant rip of “Hunger Games” and “The Most Dangerous Game“. Arcade has shanghaied a bunch of Avengers youth to Murder
World and is sadistically taking them down one-by-one. Despite the obvious
jumping-off point (and a weak first issue), this one introduced a interesting
new antihero character this time, while (memorably) killing off another
existing good guy. Any story that has Sentinels in them (and even better
blowing up) gets my vote. Hey: you can’t fault giant robot destruction.
Nicely drawn, I’m giving this week’s book a thumbs-up.
#1″. Newsflash if you haven’t been keeping up on current events:
Peter Parker is dead. Doc Ock has body-swapped with him, and is having
a whale of a time with Spider-Man’s youthful bod. Having techno-ed out
Spidey’s costume in the last prior-to-reboot issue, here Otto takes
down the Sinister Six as they merrily set about doing a heist. Of course,
he’s the same pompous Doc as he does this. And, of course, you know
that this body swap yarn will only last as long as readers give it the
thumbs-up, and resurrect Peter once more. But while it does, I’ll be
enjoying Ock’s vainglorious ride.
And there’s more Ock-ness to be found over in the
pages of Chris Yost’s “Avenging Spider-Man #16”. In this one,
a weird giant spider that shoots death rays from its eyes (yes, seriously)
turns up in the city, and the X-Men guest star to turn up and take it
down. Wolverine is condescending to Spidey…so, is it any wonder a
newly-Ocked Spider-Man might want to give Wolverine a bit of a smack-down?
Yes, if you ever wanted to see Spidey wallop the adamantium Hobbit,
this is the issue for you. Good fun.
a revelation: I’m not much of a fan. I love the movies, and I’ve enjoyed
periodic visits into Wolverine’s illustrated world, but unlike the iconic
“Avengers”, I find the comic-bound “X-Men” to be
a bit dull. And yet, I still read them all. So, when there’s gold to
be found, it makes my day. The current Brian Michael Bendis “All-New X-Men #6″ (there’s a joke in the title, I think) has Beast bringing
the original X-Men from the past into the present, following the apocalyptic
aftermath of the recent (honestly, mostly tiresome) “Avengers vs
X-Men” war. Time travel stories mostly are fun (they’re really
a variant on the “What If?” storyline), and David Marquez’
artwork is punchy and terrific (although the previous issue’s art by
Immonen and Von Grawbadger was outstanding). I particularly liked their
use of cluttered multiple speech bubbles in depicting a young Jean Grey‘s
Universe reboot over there (you do NOT want to get me started about
the way they’ve dumped and neutered Power Girl), but there’s no denying
that pressing the reset button has galvanized a lot of titles.
“Rotworld” title-spanning saga which has him as part of the
good-guy team has been fantastic. Perhaps a little too reminiscent of
Dark Horse’s “B.P.R.D.” title in places, and with (and this
is no criticism!) healthy overtones of Alan Moore’s venerable “Swamp Thing” run, the world is overrun by Arcane and the forces of the
Rot, and the remaining dwindling DC heroes are searching for the one
big power that can turn the tide. Here in Jeff Lemire’s “Animal
Man #16” they discover and free (neat character) captured plant-based
Lantern Corps member Medphyll. There’s a LOT happening in this issue.
Multiple confrontations; the (apparent) death of a major DC Universe
character…and a cliffhanger ending with a bunch of newly arrived and
familiar characters. Recommended.
of the Rotworld yarn, has Swampy holed-up with Barbara Gordon in the
Arkham human enclave. Lots of little cameos make this a nice read, and
oh. Someone major dies at the end of this issue.
that a “Batman” one, though, and it’s almost with a battle-weary
groan that I plough into each new helping of “Batman” titles.
The reappearance of a face-skinned and very disturbing Joker in Gotham
has been spread across multiple DC books in the “Death of the Family”
story. I don’t care for torture porn movies, which this storyline seems
to disturbingly skirting the edges of, but there’s no denying that this
sprawling saga is a massive shot in the arm to the Batverse. In Gail
Simone’s “Batgirl #16”, our heroine squares off against Joker,
while her mother is being held hostage by the baddie elsewhere. And
Joker…wants to marry her. Ed Benes’ marvelous art is queasily visceral.
I like this issue a lot, but this (and other titles) really makes me
question who we’re writing comic books for these days. I wouldn’t want
my kids reading this stuff.
Snyder’s “Batman #16”, as it seems somewhat of a rushed compendium
of bad guys in Arkham, set within the “Death of the Family”
saga. However, there’s some nice writing, and the panels depicting a
flaming horse were startling enough to raise an eyebrow. Slightly better
is Scott Lobdell’s “Teen Titans #15″, which also has them
squaring up against the Joker (he’s a busy guy these past weeks, taking
down Batman’s clan…gotta wonder how he’s getting around town so quickly.)
I’m not a “Titans” fan, but this one’s well done, and again
it slots into the “Family” saga, so it’s worth a look. Very
nice art. Even better than both is John Layman’s “Detective Comics
#16”, which has Batman dealing with various crazed Joker acolytes
across the city. This one has some really good characterization, and
feels like it could be a lost chapter from Chris Nolan’s “Dark Knight”. Again, some disturbing stuff in here. Just as good is
“Batman And Robin #16”, wherein a drug-addled Batman gets
pounded on by Robin in the Gotham Zoo, for Joker’s entertainment. Nice
inks and great coloring in this title.
More “Batman”-related, is the spin-off
“Talon” series (#3, currently), which had surprised me by
how much fun it is. It’s all about the left-the-fold master assassin
of The Court Of Owls, an Illuminati-esque underworld secretly running
chunks of Gotham (although the story’s only been running this last year.)
It’s a nice breath of fresh air from all the usual Batman-shenanigans,
although the story has many of the same familiar faces.
which is an adjunct to the (slightly tedious) “H’El” storyline
(“H’El”? Gimme a break!), which has Supes visiting an incarcerated
Luthor with Superboy in tow. It has all the familiar Hannibal Lecter
tropes, but is nicely written and drawn, and a huge fun read.
Over in “Superboy #16”, our Super-powered
gang have gained access to Supes’ locked-down Fortress in order to catch
up with villainous H’El. As I said, I don’t much care for this bad-guy
character, but there’s just enough super-powered action and fun Fortress
stuff to give this one a grudging thumbs-up.
lass kicking seven bells out of “The Flash” across various
locales within the Fortress, as he tries to stop her being a minion
of H’El. (I mean, seriously. What is she thinking? Silly girl.) This
is even more fun than “Superboy #16”, and ends with a jump-cut
to outer space, with a bunch of aliens discovering a galactic entity
en-route to Earth. (Can you say “V’Ger”?)
costume or attitude change for “Power Girl”, which was a fantastic
title before the reboot, but even a watered-down Power Girl is better
than no Power Girl at all, in “World’s Finest #8”.
in ’98, I was asked by a producer at Warners if I’d be interested in
doing the movie, and I turned it down. Given that, you might be surprised
when I say that the current cross-title storyline, showing the Guardians
eliminating the Lantern Corps across the universe, is about the best
Lantern storyline I’ve read. “Green Lantern Corps #16” starts
with a ring-less Gardner in jail, skips to outer space for some planet-size
space opera, then back again with the new Lantern, Simon Baz (who I
think is terrific). This was a fantastic issue, and I just loved the
hell out of it. Two Lantern Corps fingers raised to the vertical. I’m
also recommending Tony Bedard’s “New Guardians #16”, within
the same storyline.
in the surprisingly excellent “Red Lanterns #15”, while (again)
Milligan has an out-of-control Apollo using Midnighter as a punching
bag for the pretty good “Stormwatch #16”
is discovered by a human Government operative, with a vaguely-aquatic
sidekick in-tow? Say, that sounds like something I adapted for a movie,
once. Regardless of the similarities to another title, I’ve been enjoying
what they’ve done with this character since the reboot. Oh, yeah. There’s
jetpacks in it, too. Score.
issue of this DC reboot. “#16” continues the story of tenth
grade Hispanic Earth kid Jaime Reyes, stuck inside his symbiotic alien
Scarab suit, in this issue fighting a couple of extraterrestrial thugs
who are about to toss him into some otherworldly WWE televised grudge
match. The art’s not quite as sharp in this issue as previous excursions,
but…hey. This is a fun book.
little “What If” Mirror Universe for JJ Abrams’ TOS reboot
in IDW‘s “Star Trek #16″. Elder Spock encounters evil Mirror
Chris Pine and his captured Narada from the last movie. I’m a sucker
for Mirror Universe stories, so this gave me a lasting grin.
War” has the A.M.F. monster squad as they trail Godzilla, set against
the backdrop of a scientist using psionic transmitters to lure the Kaiju
Big Guys to cities as WMDs. I’ve really enjoyed this story so far, and
the transmitter-terrorist is a neat plot device.
Transformers”. I’m too old to have any fond childhood memories
of the Autobot/Decepticon TV wars. But…I am a huge “Mars Attacks”
fan, and this title is just nuts. I heartily endorse it for a bunch
Just as Disney buys the franchise, over in comic-land, Dark Horse tells
a nice little Luke and Leia story.
I remember right after the first
movie came out, and Alan Dean Foster‘s spinoff novel “Splinter Of The Mind’s Eye” hit the stands, the opening scene of which had
Luke and Leia swooshing through space in their fighters, before promptly
crash-landing them on a planet. Brian Wood‘s story pretty much starts
off that same way. Reading the editorial afterwards, The Horse’s intention
here was to almost make you forget you’ve seen 30 years of Expanded
Universe, and take you right back to 1977 when a Galaxy, Far Far Away
first exploded on us. And, you know? I think they succeeded.
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