|By Ryan McLelland|
WARNING: I’m going to tell you everything that happened in the episode. If you don’t want to know then stop reading. OR ELSE! And I’m going to use everyday Archer speak which means I assume you’ve seen the show. If you haven’t seen the show stop reading spoilers on the current episode and go buy the first season on DVD. Or Blu-Ray. Or download it on iTunes. Netflix. You get the point.
Season Four! Episode Ten! Archer finds a pooch in this episode and you’ll find out what the haps are with every single spoiler-filled moment!
Archer and Lana are in Morocco to extract an agent named Kazak. Driving the streets of Tangier they follow their GPS to a hotel room where they are attacked by a giant dog that hates gun. Almost killing Lana for her refusal to put down her gun, Archer and Lana finally make friends with the giant dog. They look around the hotel room and find no agent named Kazak.
They look on the dog’s collar and, sure enough, the dog is named Kazak.
Having to now extract a giant dog, all three enter the very tiny getaway car. Archer decided to feed the dog a bunch of kabobs before entering and now the dog has amazingly horrible gas that also nearly kills the two from smell alone.
Back at ISIS we find Pam in a pant-suit asking to become ISIS latest field agent. She aced the agent test, she can take on three guys at once, and we all know she can fight and drive better than any agent at ISIS. Will she be the newest field agent? We’ll find out soon enough I’m sure.
Archer races to the port so the three can get on a hovercraft and escape but find the route blocked by desert terrorists. With the road blocked Archer drives through the desert to the second extraction point. But with the dog farting and Archer being an asshole, Lana deciders to quit right in the middle of the desert, getting out of the car, and walking away from spy life.
Archer continues on with Kazak but then notices that Lana forgot her phone, GPS, canteen, and gun. He feels bad that Lana is walking the desert with no provisions and goes back to save her from certain death. When he finally does find her he sees Lana being taken by the terrorists.
Archer quickly tries to come up with a plan to jump out of the car, have Kazak continue to somehow drive the car, and save Lana. However Kazak jumps out of the car into the truck, biting the terrorists, allowing Lana to get free. Archer jumps in and helps take out the rest of the bad guys. Archer also finds out why they were looking for a dog when he finds the microfilm hidden in Kazak’s collar.
WHAT IS COMING UP NEXT WEEK?
Episode 11: The Papal Chase