Wednesday, March 20, 2013

DEATH WISH COFFEE Has So Much Caffeine That It Could Theoretically Bring Charles Bronson Back to Life

Let's say you're a vigilante, slaying criminals left and right in the hopes of finding the very ones that raped and murdered your wife and who put your daughter in a catatonic state after her ordeal. With all that night time hunting, you're going to get a bit bleary-eyed, so what can you do to maintain your angry, tough-guy exterior?

Why not brew up a hot mug of Death Wish Coffee (formulated to have 200% more caffeine then a normal cup of joe) and jump start your heart and compulsion to kill.

These organically grown beans have been roasted for a deep, rich taste that will surely kill you by the end of the week (and I don't believe they make them in Keurig-cup sizes) but they will most likely get you through a long night of shooting random folks that appear "shifty".

As their disclaimer says: This is not your regular morning coffee. This is not your store bought coffee. You will not find this coffee at your local diner or at your sissy 'Starbucks. Death Wish Coffee is the most highly caffeinated premium dark roast organic coffee in the world. This is Extreme Coffee, not for the weak. Consider yourself Warned.

If you do decided to drink a pot of Death Wish Coffee over a rainy weekend day, I suggest keeping a journal and writing down everything you are experiencing, it could be quite a hoot later on for your family, you know, after the funeral and all.

Source: Metro UK

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