Monday, March 25, 2013

SOMEONE INVENTED A WHISKEY TORNADO...And For That, I'm Thankful


UK Jelly aficionados Bompas and Parr (who have single-handedly raised the mere jiggly dessert into an art form) have created a "Whiskey Tornado" or, more to the point, a machine that will allow the user to freebase whiskey with a straw.

The user simply inhales the whiskey vapor where it bypasses the liver and heads straight to the bloodstream via the lungs, whereby the person gets shit-faced in a more dignified manner.


While I'm sure there will be plenty of naysayers who look at this thing and wonder how someone could spend valuable hours of their lives creating such a device when there are so many other problems in the world that need attending, there are those people like me, who fall to their knees and weep joyous tears, knowing that someday the Whiskey Tornado will replace the chocolate fountain as the "go-to" choice for fancy weddings.

And when that happens, I will finally be truly happy.

Oh Whiskey Tornado, you complete me.

Source: Foodiggity

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