Thursday, April 25, 2013
THERE'S NOW A CUP HOLDER For Your Fries...(Sigh)
Because there is an obvious need for you to have access to your fucking fries AT ALL TIMES, McDonald's has unveiled a new holder specially created so that you can begin shoving the cracked-laced potato product in your gaping maw from the moment it enters your car until you are licking the salt from the box while pulling into your driveway safely.
Now, before you get all excited and feel a flush of wetness in your pants, McDonald's is, so far, only releasing this gem of an idea in Japan (probably to encourage them to become as fat as we Americans are) but I'm sure there will be a bunch of these Potato Holders showing up on ebay or at a flea market within the next couple of months, so you're just going to have to patient and relegate your fry binge-eating to somewhere other than your car until that day comes.
It's good to know that a massive amount of money went to develop this amazing product so that we can all remind the starving people of the world that some of us are truly assholes.
I hate everyone.
Source: Incredible Things