Bow down to the power of the illustrated Nicolas Cage. He goes with anything and, even if he doesn’t, it won’t stop him from trying. Perfect with sweaters, t-shirts or a Superman cape.
You like Mouse Rat, I like Mouse Rat…seriously, who doesn’t like Mouse Rat? From their hit singles The Pit, Sex Hair and 5000 Candles in the Wind, to penning Leslie Knope’s Running for City Council theme song, Catch Your Dream, the band formerly known as Scarecrow Boat (and Just the Tip…Everything Rhymes With Orange…Department of Homeland Obscurity…Punch Face Champion, etc) is just about everyone’s favorite ROCK band.
So show it by sporting the band’s t-shirt at the next Land Ho! or Bobby Knight and the Night Rangers concerts..or maybe while on the couch binge-watching Parks and Rec.
Andy Dwyer approved
Subtle, sweet and, well, groovy, this Evil Dead t-shirt is absolutely yummy for fighting demons from hell or your family during the holidays.
I’m not sure which one will swallow your soul more.
R2-D2 holds many secrets and now, thanks to the Disney Store and their partnership with Loungefly, Artoo can also hold your wallet, several lipsticks, a half-eaten Mars bar and some drink tickets to The Mos Eisley cantina.Here’s all the deets: Pieced vinyl casing, Alliance Starbird metal accents, Zip top closure with Loungefly logo pull Interior zip pocket and open pocket, Fully lined with woven Star Wars logo fabric, Embossed Star Wars logo / Loungefly label plate on back, Metal feet, Silver finish hardware and includes a Star Wars logo drawstring bag.
The Battle of Hoth was a major victory for the Galactic Empire and this dress will be a major victory for your wardrobe! Complete with AT-AT’s and Tauntauns, this beautiful, icy blue dress will stun others when they realize that the landscape on this dress is more than just a pretty picture. Dress is fully lined. Petticoat is not included but recommended if trying to achieve the full 50’s style look. This material does not stretch and runs true to size according to juniors sizing…so, if your boobies are motorboatable like mine, get a bigger size, you’ll be much happier.
I’m a big fan of cufflinks on guys. They are like little conversation pieces for the wrist that gives a dude something to talk about while hitting on someone they might want to bone. Plus, they are worn, for the most part, at fancy events like weddings or parole hearings, you know, places where a good impression is a must…and Game Over? so many meanings that can fit a multiple of occasions like…well, weddings and parole hearings.
So get a pair for that person in your life who might need some sparkle…and maybe a few character witnesses.
Show how vintage you are with a bracelet depicting some seriously fun B-movie Sci-fi 50s flicks. King Kong, Mars Attacks, War of the Worlds, Attack of the 50ft. Woman, you want ’em, this bracelet has ’em!
Will look great when our alien robot overlords come down to make us all into a slave race.
If you need a gift for someone who is addicted to selfies and only feels happy when their “Like” count rises past triple digits, the only thing that should be on your “BUY IT NOW” list is this necklace. You can choose between #no filter #selfie or the like icon and make that solipsistic person in your life feel like they matter IRL.
It’s a friggin raccoon ski mask that will keep you warm AND MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A SKIING RACCOON.
Why do I have to describe why this is necessary?
Put your change inside the noggin of an Ewok! I mean, if they can take down a cadre of Imperials with sticks then surely they can keep your Michigan bank roll safe and sound.
The trinity of science, brought to you by: Carl Sagan, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, and Bill Nye. All listen to these three as they bring scientific knowledge to the general public. Their words help the common folk to understand why the world is the way it is without resorting to some book that apparently contains all the answers. So let your love of science run free with this Science Trinity shirt
Sometimes you just want to Hassel some badass Hoff!
I’m not sure what that means exactly but when you have the face of the 80s staring deeply into your soul words don’t really matter anymore.
Nor does anything else…give into that feeling.
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE #37 T-SHIRT
“If you join the Evil Power Master, hoping it will gain you time, turn to page 36. If you refuse, turn to page 91.” From the 1984 cover illustrated by Paul Abrams”.
And if you choose to give this gift to a Gen Xer, they will probably thank you with a rare, non-sarcastic smile.
JESSICA JONES SMACK ATTACK T-SHIRT
I think the 100% cotton Jessica Jones Smack Attack T-Shirt illustrates on how one should never owe Jessica Jones money. She’ll get it…and then she’ll take your grilled cheese sandwich! She’s kinda a bully sometimes but that’s not her fault. It’s that damn David Tennant Doctor fella! Bloody Time-Lords. The Jessica Jones Smack Attack T-Shirt should still get the point across though methinks.
It gets cold on Hoth so prepare yourself by sporting the head/face of the dreaded Yeti Wampa. It may not be as warm as the gutted innards of a tauntaun but at least it’s not going to make you smell bad.
The polyester/PVC Riddler Sublimated Question Marks Wallet is a great wallet featuring the character from DC Comics that is most likely to win at Jeopardy. Well, other than Batman…and that fact just drives him batty! See what I did there? Standard sized and hosting plenty of pockets, the Riddler Sublimated Question Marks Wallet will have you riddling cashiers in no time.
The design of the jacket takes inspiration from the classic spacesuit and offers many technical features as well as excellent protection from the elements . The exterior of the jacket is made from a unique trilobal fiber which is both waterproof and light-reflecting. The hood includes built-in speakers, controllable via Bluetooth or via the integrated remote on your sleeve which also allows you to effortlessly control your phone. The jacket comes in a special Spacelife ambassadors kit, containing various space-inspired accessories.
X-FILES: ‘I WANT TO BELIEVE’ T-SHIRT
Who would’ve thought that 14 years after the series ended (and one terrifically shitty movie in 2008) we fans would be gifted with a short-run season 10 that could possibly make all our Mulder and Scully dreams comes true.
Seriously, I’m verklempt right now.
So, why not honor that decision by sporting the iconic poster from Mulder’s office on your chest while you watch your two favorite characters in TV history verbally spar with one another again.
I know I will.
OBI-WAN VS. DARTH VADER T-SHIRT
Look, we all know that it is mandatory for the nation to have a Star Wars t-shirt and while there are plenty of styles to choose from, lets just go with the classic battle from the movie that marked a generation of children so thoroughly that none of us have ever been the same. Yes, I’m talking about Obi-Wan vs. Darth Vader.Buy it and become more powerful than you’ve ever imagined.
