The Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle is easily the strangest thing that Firebox has ever created. Simply melt the red candle inside this hilariously over-sized ceramic bust, and ‘blood’ will trickle out of her nostrils – just like she’s overexerted herself during a psychokinetic episode.
Sarah Kabunga, Buyer at Firebox.com, said, “After a series of harrowing experiments in a shady forest laboratory, we have finally managed to make this decorative ornament bleed from the nose. We had also created The Barb Candle, but that one has… mysteriously disappeared.”
Sarah added, “Firebox exists to give people a more exciting alternative to what is already out there in the homeware and lifestyle category. We’re all about creating new, exciting products that our customers won’t have seen elsewhere by working with like-minded, independent designers to bring our ideas to life.”
This giant ornament comes with two red candles and even comes with a handy ‘nose picker’ tool in case she gets a blockage. Light it up to help keep the Demogorgons at bay.
The Eleven Bleeding Nose Candle is available to pre-order
exclusively at Firebox.com for £29.99 / $39.49.