And, as such a person, I take a specific pleasure from tipping back a cold brewski after a long hard day of playing video games, writing about random Internet discoveries, and looking at Asian scat porn.
My only complaint in life is that I have to get off the couch in order to get a beer after I finish one (well that, and the fact that my downstairs neighbor is constantly cooking cabbage).
So I am gleeful that someone designed the Hops Holster 12 Can Ammo Pack for someone like me (with borderline liver failure). Thanks to the Hops Holster, I can now carry an entire twelve pack on my person and proceed to partake of the golden liquid of the Gods throughout the evening without ever having to leave the comfort of my couch.
Of course, I may have to also start wearing adult diapers because I doubt that I will have the will power to stop from wetting myself, but that’s a small price to pay for becoming a human beer vending machine.
The vest retails for $29.95.
Personally, I can’t wait until someone invents the Barf Bag Chin Strap, then I’ll really be set.